Of Windmills and Warrior Savant Pants

Boom!

Another day – another failed oil platform
And this failure did occur
Not all that far from the last one

Yet still
No windmill farm has ever exploded next to
Any solar-powered rooftop

There are drugs in New York
And there are drugs in Maricopa County
How all those opium laden burrows
Swam here from Afghanistan
Is also lost on Joe Arpaio

Petraeus’ pants are called Warrior Savants
You can’t buy them at The Gap
But we do sell Israel most of its child-killing missiles

And still
No windmill farm has ever exploded next to
Any solar-powered rooftop

Boom!