Karma works in mysterious ways, and many humans are finding this out the hard way.
So goodbye 09′, bring on 010′ and do not waste your time on any resolutions…because Dick Clark, the genie of New Years wish giving, has been strapped to a chair and locked away in Ryan Seacrest’s short closet of hidden agendas.
Like the Constitution and Dick Clark in Seacrest’s closet…we may be broke, beaten and scarred…but we die hard.
See you next year.
Your Seattle Seahawks have a message for you, “you’re either with us or against us.”
George W, shriveled Dick and Tom Ridge could not have said it better.
Huzmandawhatshisname and little Neon Deion Branch, are so angry with their fair-weather fans, that they invoked a play right out of the Homeland playbook. “You’re either with us or against us.”
I think Hasselbeck calls that one quite often on liberal and 3rd down situations.
Perhaps if Hwhosmandawhatshisname and Branch, stopped breathing in the Matt Hasselbeck and Limbaugh flatulence of stupidity, they’d have an inkling of what whiny little children who make millions of dollars and do their jobs poorly…look like.
Deion even wants you fair-weather fans who have a problem with how he makes his millions doing his job poorly, to show up at the VMAC Athletic Center and say it to his face.
Perspective, is what your Seattle Seahawks whiny millionaires who do their jobs poorly, are in need of.
Perspective and humility.
A couple of seasons or five, playing football for free, you know, for the love of the game, might help them gain some perspective. A few tours in Iraq or Afghanistan and possibly Iran, Venezuela or Nigeria/Yemen…might help these children gain some humility.
Cleaning the restrooms at Qwest Field might help as well.
“Cleveland sounds fantastic!“ I believe is what Coach VP Holmgren shouted from atop the Space Needle.
Now we know why.
Hawkish Draft Dodger
Senator DeMint hates terrorists, unions and black presidents, this much we know.
Senator DeMint is holding up the appointment of Erroll Southers, President Obama’s choice to head up the TSA. Erroll is a former FBI Special Agent and counterterrorism expert. That’s several light years removed from your typical TSA gate agent or Border Patrol human.
Now we know even more about DeMint.
DeMint is holding up this appointment because he fears that this former FBI agent/counterterrorism expert, might just be down with TSA workers joining a union.
Now we know all about DeMint.
DeMint is from South Carolina. Boeing loves South Carolina because South Carolina hates unions. Governor Mark Sanford is the God-fearing, lying fornicator of South Carolina. He loves union free Boeing labor as well as South American women. Ted Nugent is not from South Carolina. Though he could pass for one. Ted does enjoy lying, draft dodging, South American women, Representative Joe Wilson, freedom for free, as well as union free labor.
Ted also hates the black president.
Now we know way too much about DeMint, DeNugent and
South Carolina.
Do you know where your 8 hour work day comes from? How about that 40 hour work week? Breaks? Vacations? Overtime pay? Holidays? Minimum wage, safe working environments, raises, health/retirement benefits, and child labor laws?
They sure as hell did not come from today’s Boeing, a DeMint or
a DeNugent.
You know what they say, nothing could be finer than union free labor, DeLies and DeStupid…in DeCarolinas.
If you think like a frightened political operative, then you’d probably resemble Mary Matalin. Mary, Dick, Dana Perino and Dicks Liz, are all doing their best to enhance the Bush legacy, which as rumor has it…is lacking in length, width and substance.
Fortunately, you can’t enhance what God gave Bush with stupid, made up fantasies. Bush did not inherit 9/11. Bush did however inherit the intellect of a 14-year-old, paint chip eating, lead poisoned child.
Speaks volumes about those of you who voted for this brain-damaged child. Twice.
Four times if you hail from Florida.
Anyone who has spent more than 35 seconds away from cable teevee news, knows, that the entire Bush Administration and it’s FBI, ignored reports of Osama disciples training at flight schools in Arizona and Minnesota.
In using the former Bush Doctrine as my guide, (now known as the Obama Doctrine for those of you playing along in Wasilla, Mrs. Palin) we should have been bombing Arizona and Minnesota for about a decade now. Then, as “things” progressed, we would install corrupt government officials to run the new territories.
I think Sheriff Arpaio would have made an excellent corrupt official of Arizonnesotastan.
Which of course brings us to poor Director of the Homeland, Janet Napolitano. She is taking heat for the failures of her Orwellian agency of mismanaged, underpaid burger flippers, who are our front line of protection against the evil doers and other humans that just want a quick bite to eat.
What the fuck could go wrong?
“We” did not listen to FBI agents in the field, “we” did not listen to Richard Clarke, while Bush and his babysitters failed to retain these words when they read “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.,” “possibly with airliners and such.”
You’re patriotism laced, Vigilant Lens hint for Monday is as follows. Want a safer, enhanced Homeland? Better schools, jobs and free porn? Try asking your K Street owned Congresshuman to put an end to the pretend wars on children in mud huts. Arrest everyone in the Bush Administration along with Norm Dicks and then maybe, just maybe, we can go back to killing our fellow Homelandian’s here in the Homeland and call it good.
Connect the dots America!
Senator Joe Lieberman says that we should preemptively strike Yemen, via a new war on Iraq while simultaneously attacking Iran, Syria, Afpakistan, North Korea, Cuba, Mexico, Venezuela and Oregon…because the attempted bomber of the Detroit bound aircraft is from Nigeria.
The biggest surprise so far? Healthscare is all but forgotten and Joe has yet to mention 9/11 or mushroom clouds.
Look for enhanced Patriot Acts and walls going up around Detroit, followed by decades of never-ending wars on dirt poor nations and humans who lack running water or TV’s. This way, our newest enemies will be really thirsty and unable to watch themselves being invaded on CNN.
I guess this Lieberman plan beats the shit out of attacking China.
WTF is wrong with you Connecticut?
Breckenridge, Colorado…the war on drugs has been lost here. Starting New Years Day, there will no longer be any penalties for lighting up in Breckenridge. Keep it under an ounce, and you will no longer face a decade in a Supermax prison for partaking in getting mellow.
Imagine if you will, the dollars to stoner to incarceration ratio that has been lost. This does not bode well for the CIA, the DEA or our private prison industry. These are scary times for those that fear green plants.
Today Breckenridge, tomorrow Juarez!
Next month, the war on opium faces the unwanted light of day …which again, is very bad news for the CIA, the DEA and your Pentagon.
“They” want to kill us because of our freedoms, our way of life and for a slice of (enter your favorite defense contractor here) pie.
“They” being the evil doer humans, not Homeland Security, us being people who live in South Carolina, Oklahoma and Spokane, Washington. Oops…sorry Spokane patriots, guess no one wants to do anything to you that the Cowles haven’t “done” to you already.
Which brings us to the attempted terrorist bombing of an airliner over Detroit. Good thing for vigilant Dutch independent filmmakers eh?.
Dutch independent filmmaker 1, Homeland Security 0.
Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, is the would be bomber of the Detroit flight. He is already well-known to the Homeland and our various intelligence agencies.
Dutch independent filmmaker 2, Homeland/FBI/CIA 0.
Ali Mohamed, was well-known to the US Army, the FBI, the CIA and Patrick Fitzgerald. Yet 9/11 still happened.
Dutch independent filmmaker 3, Homeland/Patrick Fitzgerald
and the rest 0.
Homeland Security and their army of well-trained, physically fit TSA agents, have implemented new security measures, which we can only guess, is because of how they handle well-known terror creating terrorists, that fly into America from nations we are currently watching for…you know, guys that want to blow up stuff.
Dutch independent filmmaker 4, Homeland Security and friends 0.
Great.
Seems your government is more interested in spying on blogger’s and Americans, than protecting us from the evil doing evil doers, who are still at this late date, able to board planes with explosive devices.
Dutch independent filmmaker 5, You’re Homeland securing Security 0.
Solutions to terrorist threats is what most Americans desire, not more carry on luggage restrictions. Cheaper beer, job opportunities and a decent Seahawks team, not Patriot Acts and the upcoming draft for more wars.
One solution that might alleviate a fair amount of trouble for America? Prosecute the entire Bush Administration, prosecute the torturing CIA/FBI/Contractor humans, close any remaining POW torture camps, and apologize to the world for our illegal/immoral behavior…this would be a fine start.
I almost typed that out with a straight face.
Dutch independent filmmaker 6, The Homeland 0. The artist wins!
Just yanking your war on Christmas chains!!
Proof I guess…that she, them, you and or I, can’t change me.
Enjoy your day, enjoy your loved ones, enjoy your birthday…
Back to rain on someone’s parade soon.
Peace.
10 questions of you, myself and or some other human in a position to answer them. These 10 questions are called Unsolved “Mysteries” in the War on Terror.
Sure in the end…the author just want’s us to think about these unanswered questions. But we’ve proven time and time again, that we’re not a nation filled with deep thinkers.
So in doing my fair share of not thinking too deeply, the answers to the New Yorker’s questions are as follows.
