2009 Goes Out Broken Beaten & Scarred

Karma works in mysterious ways, and many humans are finding this out the hard way.

So goodbye 09′, bring on 010′ and do not waste your time on any resolutions…because Dick Clark, the genie of New Years wish giving, has been strapped to a chair and locked away in Ryan Seacrest’s short closet of hidden agendas.

Like the Constitution and Dick Clark in Seacrest’s closet…we may be broke, beaten and scarred…but we die hard.

See you next year.