Stupid Science
As if watching for invading Russians and preparing for battle with Joe Biden and the elite liberal media, wasn’t tough enough for poor Sarah….some Jesus hating scientists decided this week, was a great time to release “news” of old rocks being found.
You can read the tall tales of the Neopaganist’s and their really, really old rocks, right here.
McCain and his Rapture Ready Rapid Response Team (RRRR&T), will be adding this new/old rock discovery story, to their list of things to discredit and or kill. Like the Grand Canyon, black people, the Missing Service Personnel Act and economic recovery.
Blame Homeland Security
They did a lousy job of securing the glorious homeland. They failed.
Mexican hunting, did not not secure anything. Perhaps if they had secured the evil doers in our own government? Or secured the corporations that own the Democrats and Republicans? The K Streeters and the Wall Streeters? Yeah, I know….
By the time “things” got so bad that freak shows like Sarah Palin are allowed to happen, it was far too late.
When did you guys actually stop using the word Democracy? I’m just curious….
The Final Words on the Debate.
President Obama.
Fuck, that was easy.
Sarah Gives Me Pants Wood
Kimmel, I don’t even know what to say to you.
Which Prison?
The question should be asked, which prison or ICE facilities should we keep Bush and his entire administration in? The end is fast approaching for these petty criminals. I suggest any of you who either “worked” in the administration, or are employed by us in a federal agency, start to lawyer up.
- Do you work in the Border Patrol, ICE or any other racial profiling agency? You might want to lawyer up.
- Are you one of the analysts reading my blog posts, before I can even spell check it? You might want to lawyer up as well.
- Do you warm up Secretary Chertoff’s coffee? File documents for Keith Alexander at the NSA? Maybe you “polish” Michael Hayden’s belt buckle at the CIA? Lawyer up, lawyer up, lawyer up.
It’s going to be a great show. I wonder who cries first, Addington? Mukasey? Gonzales? Bush, Cheney, Negroponte? Limbaugh? My worthless dollar is on Limbaugh…..
Good luck to all of you traitors, you’re gonna need it. And remember, saying you were just following orders….is not going to cut it.
My God! I can’t wait for the smirking Dan Rather to report on the trials!
The Wall Street Jihad
The Jihad is almost complete. The Paulson Fatwa will soon be fulfilled.
Americans will not notice and they will not care, until one catastrophic event happens. A disaster of epic proportion befalls us all……..
Cable TV and Internet porn becomes too expensive.
The end of cheap and easy access to these two American institutions, will bring the riots. Make believe wars on terror, the Mexican round ups and protecting the Homeland by stripping you of your Constitution? Nope. Nada, crickets. When the populace realizes they can no longer afford porn and American Chopper, there will be chaos.
The gift of more than a trillion dollars, will soon be handed to the people that hate you. Not only do they hate you, they hate your children, your children’s children and they despise your access to cheap porn.
They are the Wall Street Jihad.
Awkward…
As I am tired of watching the Rossi’s, McCain’s and Bush’s of the world eat babies and screw you Americans out of everything you have left…right before you vote for them again, I watched the Hawks win on Sunday.
Good times! No worries and I do not remember the last time Shaun ran so well! Although word has it, he broke a wrist and two bones in his foot while trying to maneuver from his couch to the bathroom.
The awkward moment for this Monday? A video of the Rams from “back in the day”. I stole it from the Slog, because I can.
Enjoy…
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