Stupid Science
September 29, 2008
As if watching for invading Russians and preparing for battle with Joe Biden and the elite liberal media, wasn’t tough enough for poor Sarah….some Jesus hating scientists decided this week, was a great time to release “news” of old rocks being found.
You can read the tall tales of the Neopaganist’s and their really, really old rocks, right here.
McCain and his Rapture Ready Rapid Response Team (RRRR&T), will be adding this new/old rock discovery story, to their list of things to discredit and or kill. Like the Grand Canyon, black people, the Missing Service Personnel Act and economic recovery.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Oh, those rocks aren’t old. They were just put there by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. He touched them with His Noodley Appendage so that unbelievers would think/i> they were old. Probably when He created the mountain and the tree, but before He created the midget.
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See, I knew there was a perfectly good explanation.
And I thought the midget came first?
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