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Stupid Science

September 29, 2008

As if watching for invading Russians and preparing for battle with Joe Biden and the elite liberal media, wasn’t tough enough for poor Sarah….some Jesus hating scientists decided this week, was a great time to release “news” of old rocks being found.

You can read the tall tales of the Neopaganist’s and their really, really old rocks, right here.

McCain and his Rapture Ready Rapid Response Team (RRRR&T), will be adding this new/old rock discovery story, to their list of things to discredit and or kill. Like the Grand Canyon, black people, the Missing Service Personnel Act and economic recovery.

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  1. September 30, 2008 11:38

    Oh, those rocks aren’t old. They were just put there by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. He touched them with His Noodley Appendage so that unbelievers would think/i> they were old. Probably when He created the mountain and the tree, but before He created the midget.

    (If anyone wishes to learn more about the world’s fastest growing pasta-based religion, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, please visit http://www.venganza.org/)

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  2. lens1 permalink*
    September 30, 2008 13:43

    See, I knew there was a perfectly good explanation.

    And I thought the midget came first?

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