The Olfactory
Promise Keeper
No, it’s not a new store at the outlet mall in Centralia. It’s your smell organ, your nose. Let’s try using that organ, on the letters I’ve conveniently arranged into words for your consideration and smell testing. In other words, smell test below.
The beautiful Olympic Peninsula. Gateway to Fascism or Totalitarianism? It used to be a great place to buy an expensive spatula or stroll through more than 398 lavender farms. Now? Agents in green, will be stopping you near the Hood Canal bridge to ask what country you are from. At these tourist trap checkpoints, the Border Patrol can stop any motorist and discuss your nationality with you, or anyone else in the vehicle. Agent Giuliano says, they need no cause, as in probable cause, to interrogate you. Zero, zilch. If you are planning to visit Port Townsend, Sequim or God help you Quilcene, you’d better not be brown skinned… or your trip might be longer than expected.
- Smell tested, stinks like shit.
Just receive an 85 billion dollar bailout? AIG did, and they threw a party!
- Smell tested, not approved.
Just pass a 700 billion dollar bailout for your friends? Evidently, I was not on the list of friends. Rep. Brad Sherman says, this most certainly does not pass the smell test.
- I agree with Brad, smell test….failed.
Is your Candidate for Governor a lying, freedom hating fucktard? Ours is. And he will say or do anything, to get the criminals at the BIAW elected.
- The Dino Rossi smell test? He stinks like a bought and paid for prick. Smell test, failed.
There you have it. Proof that the nose, knows. Enjoy your weekend citizens and keep your ID cards handy.
Back to Reality
Welcome to Port Angeles!
Pretty much a forgone conclusion, McCain is done, Palin is facing loads of new trouble in Alaska and you just handed over 700 billion dollars to petty criminals in really nice suits. God bless us….
So lets check back in with reality. Today’s reality check is brought to you by, Deputy Chief Patrol Agent for the US Customs and Border Protection…Joseph Giuliano. Evidently, the longer the moniker, the safer the homeland. Thanks for all you do to us Joseph.
Agents Giuliano and Bermudez are bringing in the big guns. Port Angeles is the new frontier in the war on Mexicans. Checkpoints will continue and a new Homeland protecting, air and marine substation will open. They will now be hunting Mexicans by land, sea and air. You can go to Link 1 and Link 2 to read more.
The outcome? A handful of Mexicans will be captured, branded and shipped off to the ICE facility in Tacoma. Fortunately, being intelligent people, most Mexicans have already left the area. Guess who’s left to be citizen checked?
That’s right. The local tribes, other “locals”, tourists and pissy boat owners, who will undoubtedly tire very quickly, of being chased down and boarded.
Welcome to the new Homeland…..now show me your fucking papers.
John, You’re No Lone Dissenter
Non-conformist? A rebel? An independent thinker?
Who is John McCain? He is a vertically challenged liar, who hates the middle class and people of color.
End of story.
That Was Fun
The much anticipated VP debate is over. President Obama and Vice President Biden, can start filling those cabinet positions.
Can we now get on with the retribution planning for Bush, Cheney, Addington, Yoo etc, etc. etc.?
Prognostication Day
- Sen. Stevens (Sarah Palin’s mentor) will be vindicated of all charges. Raise your hand if you are not surprised.
- In two weeks President W and Congress, will pretend to battle over another bailout to the tune of 10 trillion dollars. Because they can.
- Big media will report that Sarah Palin won tonight’s debate. Tom Brokaw will start calling her Wasilla the Hun.
- In Washington State, Dino “BIAW” Rossi will have another debate with Governor Gregoire. He will blame the governor for everything from the non existent state deficit, to his erectile dysfunction, the Indian problem, missing WMD’s, Mexicans, Dan Savage, and the Chinese milk scandal. Dino will then end the debate on a high note. He will say that Governor Gregoire is Muslim and accuse her of wearing her Burqa backwards.
A Journalism Degree
Sarah has one of those fancy degrees in Journalism.
This explains why people like Dino Rossi, George Bush and John “Keating” McCain, are free to walk around in our society….and ruin it.
Thanks elite liberal media, for being so……”vigilant.”
Dino Rossi is Sarah Palin
Both have taught their children to lie, lie big and lie often. Both are excellent examples of how not to live your life. Both will soon be looking for some good legal advise. You know what they say….live by the Palin, die by the Palin. Or some shit like that.
Goldy at The HorsesAss, is very well versed in Washington State politics and the stupidity that has been the Rossi/BIAW rise to mediocrity. Go to the HorsesAss here at Link 1 and Link 2 .
Listen carefully while reading the above linked articles. The anguished screams of terror you hear? That would be the dreams of many a criminal in the BIAW and Rossi camp, going poof!
