Blowing Cheney
As per usual, your fourth estate as operated by Jonathan Karl and ABC News, blew Dick. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…in fact, five time deferment Dick, thinks sending gay humans to fake wars is okely dokely okay with him!
As the intense Dick probing by Jonathan Karl probed ever deeper, we learned that Dick is not interested in Palin, Saddam is still planning to attack us from the grave, and smoking guns in the shape of mushroom clouds and Valerie Plame might occur.
Dicks oral finished up in an unimpressive, frenzied spewage of old man wisdom seed…which fell harmlessly into his diaper of incontinent freedom. Evidently the black man in their White House, by following the Cheney/Bush doctrine almost deed for deed, is somehow endangering all of white humanity.
Why ABC and their Senior Congressional Correspondent did not bring out Jesse Ventura, some rope, a hood, an orange jumpsuit and several gallon jugs of water, upon the first mention by the Dick of enhanced interrogation, is beyond me. That would have made for some excellent teevee and fantastical ratings…
Stay tuned for the offspring that enabled the Vietnam dodging by the Dick, to hit the airwaves next week!
Stroking Cheney
Jonathan Karl is preparing for the interview of a lifetime. The questions, prearranged. The answers, rehearsed and regurgitated. The result? Predictable.
Kind of like waterboarding the Viet Cong, Taliban and al Qaeda. The intel gathered from Dick during his interview will be tainted
and useless.
Not unlike Dick himself.
Retarded Snowgasm
The Glenn Beck chalkboard of retardation tells us many things. Mainly, it warns us that the inhalation of chalk dust may lead to procreation with a Palin.
Snow in the winter means different things to different humans. It’s the different humans that should worry you.
I can assure you that up is still up, and that killing humans of the Taliban race, is good for our race. Our race is a superior race. Our race is not in any way similar to the Taliban/al Qaeda race of womanizing, raping, murdering, child abusing, drug infested, war mongering society of Neanderthals, that believe in angry, vengeance filled Gods.
Besides, we all know Neanderthals walked with the dinosaurs
about 356 years ago.
As reported earlier in this post, chalk dust is a gateway drug to Palin sex. This of course explains your United States Congress. The Democrats are just like the Republicans. They’re all useless old white people, hoping to score some Palin sex, while sucking up your air and enjoying fantastic Socialist health care.
I have no explanation for Representative Kucinich. Maybe he’s French?
Hopefully this has cleared everything up for you.
Now enjoy the rainy Winter Olympics on GE’s NBC, with tiny Bob Costas and his endless observations on snow, the lack of snow, personal sacrifice, and one of the times Jordan rubbed Bob’s
ass for “good luck.”
Yesterday Don’t Mean Shit…
“Because tomorrow’s the day you have to face.”
Obviously, once again Phil Anselmo, my good friend that I’ve never met, is correct.
Rant on.
Yesterday does in fact, not mean shit. Everyday since all yesterdays past, have always brought what feels like a whole new level of insane stupidity.
Your corporate owned media, reports only what they hope
you will believe.
Corporations have been getting bailed out in America, long before the Bush/Obama bailouts. There are bailouts by tax breaks and bailout by wars. There’s environmental bailouts and bailout by union breaking. “They’ve” broken you and your comfy middle class, via the willing corporate whores of both Congressional parties.
My apologies to all the hard-working whores I’ve known over the years…comparing Congress to you, cheapens and soils the word.
Yesterday don’t mean shit? I suppose, if we we’re a nation that actually grasped what happened ‘yesterday.’
The Democrats, who let me remind you sheeple, have such a massive MAJORITY in both houses, they could essentially pass, block, insert and or actually help their constituents out by you know, passing legislation and ending the corporate wars, or some other Socialist agenda thingy.
But blaming the Republicans is much easier, and that slides down “our” passive/aggressive throats with ease. This is due to intelligent design…we sheeple have little or no gag reflex to speak of.
Thanks deity.
Yesterday, does mean shit when looking beyond our borders. We can barely behave as adults here in the Homeland as it is. What morsel of our violent society is it, that we think we ought to be sharing with the world? You stand a much better chance of being invaded by your local PD or marijuana eradication entity, than some mud hut dwelling human in countries we can’t pronounce. It’s your creepy uncle or Congresshuman that you ought to be leery of.
We can’t help the world until we can help ourselves.
Yeah, yesterday don’t mean shit…but today is Vigilant Lens rant Friday! and it’s almost done…
‘Yesterday,’ Norm Dicks, HW Bush and friends, created the cluster fuck in Afghanistan. Norm, the CIA and even dead Charlie Wilson, as played by the lovable Tom Hanks!, are not heroes, they are corporate and power seeking whores.
It’s the economy stupid, was the slogan that helped end Bush I. Guess what? It’s still the economy. It’s still the Mujahideen turned Taliban and or al Qaeda, depending on the CIA. It’s still corporate America screwing over Teabaggers, liberals, conservatives and the rest of us who fear labels.
You live in a Homeland sheeple. Let it sink in.
Patriotic slogans, racist Obama signs, Jon Stewart, nor even the dynamic fake duo of Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, will actually
change anything.
We the sheeple, the Teabagger’s, the Democrat/GOP humans and progressive wannabe’s, have to face tomorrow together, because yesterday don’t mean shit.
Except when it does.
Rant off.
You Sir, Are a Terrorist
This is why American Idol, Lost and the Biggest Loser are so popular. It’s really difficult for the average human in America who if they’re lucky, get to work long days, for Walmart wages and no health care…to grasp what exactly is happening to their Homeland. Don’t even think about having a decent union to belong to either.
Yup, the names change, but nothing ever really changes.
Some of us were unhappy with the Bush era policy of targeting American citizens for death, just because an idiot like George W. Bush, decides you are a terrorist. President Obama is continuing the Bush policy of executing Americans via the CIA.
How much you wanna bet that President Palin would follow suit? I’m sure the CIA can read the names right from her palm, if need be…
We kill humans for trying to bring America the drugs she needs. We also kill humans because we say they’re Al Qaeda, masquerading as Taliban in AfPakistan.
Among the multitudes of horrible things we’ve done and continue to do, we also shoot Christian missionaries and their babies out of the sky, because we’ve “kind of” mistaken them for humans bringing
us our drugs.
Let’s have a look.
Vodpod videos no longer available.
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but is Spanglish the best our CIA agents can do? Even our average, underwhelmed Border Patrol agents speak Spanish for fucks sakes.
Yes mistakes happen, just like the hanging chads in Florida or the drone bombings of the mud hut dwellers in…whatever mud hut dwelling nation we feel like bombing.
Be proud my fellow Homelandians! Pledge your allegiance and ignore whatever it is you think the Constitution says. We are at war with the world, and a few of you angry Americans as well. Deal with it.
America the Grand Coulee
The Grand Coulee Dam, built during the first Bush Depression, is the metaphor that is us.
Had Smedley Butler not spoken out, the salmon would still be running, the Spokane Tribe would still be a fish people, and Sherman Alexie may have become John Stockton. Just to clarify, John would not have become Sherman.
Had Smedley not stopped the Roosevelt coup, the Columbia River would have actually rolled on. The CCC’s would not have built anything, Wall Street would have been left to do as it pleased, the Industrialists would have become Corporatists, and you white folks would still be drinking out of your own water fountains.
Had we had another Smedley Butler or two, we may have become a crankier version of Canada. Now how nice would that have been? Curling could have been so much better with our influence.
America the Grand Coulee…giving so much throughout history, yet taking away even more.
For you historical purists out there…the fish/river blocking Chief Joseph Dam, would be the second coming of the Bush clan.
Thank you…and good evening.
Operation Occupation
The Chilcot Inquiry is rounding third base and headed for home. If you think the Chilcot Inquiry is only available in the massive freezer sections of a Super Walmart near you…then you should probably just go back to masturbating to fake Palin porn.
Dick Cheney, who would have plenty to worry about, if he lived in Venezuela, had this to say about the inquiry.
In my war, Dick Cheney acted as if he were a bleeding heart liberal, who had no intention of ever occupying nations. Dick also thought that regime change or hanging Saddam…just wouldn’t be worth killing American troops over.
Well isn’t that strange?
Taking things off the table while looking forward, works even
better than designed!
Okay, that’s enough scary truthiness for one day.
Now watch this drive…
