A Joker a Smoker and the WH Press Corps Tokers
Life is a bitch and then you die. If you find yourself pretending to pass on the news, as you regurgitate the words of our various Monarchs…life, evidently sucks even more so.
The lack of any Presidential brush clearing expeditions in Crawford, probably has something to do with the depressed press corps.
For those of you still behind a few years, Crawford was a prop. A sound stage and a photo-op.
While the joke is on all of us, the Joker, is clearly headed for big things. She just needs to narrow her talking points down a bit more…
I’m actually getting optimistic again. Trends are trending and the masses are slowly starting to get a bit restless. The sheeple can only take so much stupidity and personal hardship before they act…
I give it another six to nine years and then, look the fuck out!! Stuff might quite possibly hit the fan? Or something?
Have a fine Air Force evening, be Vigilant.
Help Wanted; Awwwright Then
When your Department of Justice is busy not prosecutin’ merican war criminals, de’s busy looking to hire some lawyers with mental retardation. Mmmm hmmm…awwwright then.
Being the good Homelandian that I am, I’d like to nominate three excellent attorney types for the DOJ opportunities. Since the positions are located in the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division, it almost goes without saying, that all three of my candidates are severely mentally retarded.
- Jay Bybee
- Alberto “I do not recall or remember anything” Gonzales
Desired experience and educational requirements? A love of biscuits, french fried taters and a total disregard for the Constitution, the Geneva Conventions and a natural tendency to always do the wrong thing. A desire to protect Americans Civil Rights while simultaneously stripping them of said rights…would be awesome as well.
People with a conscience need not apply.
Communal Homeland of Fear
“Indiana trees hangin us instead of leaves…”
Distractions, it’s all about the Sarah Palin distractions. There’s also a Health Scare distraction, a recession/depression of distracting oppression and the fact that your freedom isn’t free.
It’s all so very…distracting.
GE, Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Blackwater and the Entities of the Homeland, have no shortage of funds. Why do you?
Billions and trillions for war after war, and all you get is change
and a Palin?
The war on drugs is and was, a war on color and the classless masses. Who profits from the hope? It sure as fuck ain’t the sellers of the dope. Profit to the prophets and the sellers of the hope…now we’re all hangin from a rope.
It used to be an exclusive club, but now, more of us have a shot at the exclusivity. Welcome to the club, terrorist Bill, Joe and Bob.
“I ain’t bendin’ for the soap…”
Back in the day, Chuck D was trying to tell the world something
about us.
The irony…
Tea Baggers, the Anarchists, the pretend Progressives, the Conserva-Dems, the Conserva-Repubs and the violence free anti-war protesters that went home…are all now living in one big communal Homeland of fear and repression.
All of them fear for their well-being. Their freedoms are under attack. Employment, equal pay, education, housing and affordable health care, has become something only a certain “segment” of society has
access to.
All of them fear the fear, yet do not hear.
Enemies are everywhere! War is inevitable! You will do as you’re told and you will be screwed, bought and sold.
Raise your hand if you really think this is a new phenomenon here in the Homeland. I’d say welcome to the club, my pals of the Tea, Progressive, and party of the Anarchy.
But we really have no idea…
Did Chuck D know something we didn’t? Of course not. His American experience does not resemble the American experience most of us like to think we know. Opportunity is what we knew.
Welcome to the communal Homeland of fear, Brad…Suzy, Billy Joe Bob.
I think Chuck D is still working on the revolution. Revolutions are not just about storming the gate; revolutions require those who are not easily distracted, or easily divided.
Chuck D’s revolution is your revolution. You should try it some time.
Vetted by John McCain
This evening, folks somewhere in Tennessee paid money to listen to a Palin speak nonsensical words, spoken in no particular order, about what…who the fuck knows.
Baggers stared at her lady parts, Sarah read scripted answers from the notes scribbled on her hand and Jesus wept.
Or as the good people of Kentucky like to say…”Oh yeah…you must of crossed over into Tennessee. Glad you’re ok.”
After the quitter spoke, secret hand shakes were performed, cousins were kissed and Jesus wept.
Dinner at the diner was joyous and “festive.”
The rally after dinner at the diner?
It was stupid…aaaannnndddddd Jesus wept.
All in all, it was a pretty good night. No Teabaggery policy was put forth. Change it was agreed, was bad, because change apparently means a black man, in ‘their‘ White House.
THANK YOU JOHN McCAIN!! Thank you, thank you, thank…you.
Late Night Musical Interlude
Time to slow the ever turning Homeland down just a bit. I can think of no better way, than to allow the soothing words of Phil Anselmo to enter your brain organ…through your 6th Chakra.
Free at last…I’m the past…I’m a lifer
Rock on. Be Vigilant.
Who’s in Charge Here?
Charles or that other guy?
Apparently, when it comes to Alaska, body scanners of the Homeland, Rush Limbaugh and cancer…the other guy is in charge. Come on. Really? No one really want’s Buddy Lembeck in charge. Right?
I’m pretty confident, that if Charles was in charge, we’d have no need for body scanners in the airports of the Homeland. Because Charles would know that when in use, the scanners of the Homeland will not catch the underwear bombers of the world, and as an added bonus…you might end up with Homeland scanner cancer too!
Thanks Buddy.
If Charles were indeed in charge of Alaska, he would not have Todd Palin making important state of the state decisions for him. He’d have Buddy Lembeck do it. So what I initially thought was a bad example…turns out to be perfectly Palin spot on!!, because Todd was actually running a shadow Palin government. Or something else equally stupid.
Rush the LimbaughPalinator? Well, turns out that Sarah has less of a problem with Rush using the retarded word, that when used in a sentence, sounds like retard…than she did when Rahm Emanuel used it. This is because Rush runs the party that is Republican and Sarah does not.
What I find even more entertaining, is that Yahoo! news is unable to even type out the word…retard. They call it the, “R-word.” Boo!
Wow. And to think the rest of the world is supposed to fear us. Me thinks perhaps the Homeland is starting to feed on itself and our innards of stupidity are leaking out.
These stupid innards are really beginning to throw a wrench in the works too. Or a wench, if you’re reading this in Alaska.
Now, everyone who still thinks for themselves and enjoys screwing with the poor humans who have to read this blog at a FUSION Center near me…please join in and thank Senator McCain, one more time!
John, thank you for Sarah, THANK YOU!! Thank you John McCain!
Look Further Forward Please
Socialist Dental Clinic
Every other day or so, we get news. Some of the news is retarded news. According to the retarded quitter in Alaska, retarded news is nothing to make light of, and Rahm Emanuel should resign. Praise be.
Sadly, Rahm Emanuel did not call the supposed liberal branch of the Republican Democratic Party, stupid cunts. Because if he had…like OMG! That would have made my week. All of the pretend outrage that accompanies the use of the evil C word, would have left me warm and moist with blog fodder for the Lens. Oh the lost opportunities…
But still, I thank John McCain everyday for the gift that is Sarah…she just keeps on giving.
As the retarded news, accidentally on purpose eclipsed other news, sort of like the inaction of the forward-looking Obama Administration…allow me to pay said other news forward.
Word has it that Congress is now gridlocked by retarded ideas and outside interference.
Let us start with the forward-looking, Republican Senator from Alabama, Richard Shelby. Richard is not allowing up to 70 presidential appointments, because Richard works for Northrup Grumman.
As we all know, looking forward is a gateway drug. Once you do it, the rule of law means absolutely nothing, and you are unable to do the right thing ever again. An overwhelming desire to engage in bipartisanship while operating heavy equipment, may also occur with the use of the looking forward drug.
Looking forward, leads to the expansion of the never-ending fake wars. Gazing ahead, not back, allows war crimes to go unpunished, because torture works and we like doing it.
Looking forward enables the CIA torturer’s, to engage in a whose dick is bigger game with the Taliban. The Taliban kills agents, the CIA blows up a village. The Taliban kills U.S. troops in the third war zone in Pakistan, the CIA taps your phone and starts a fourth war.
Lets recap. Looking forward allows for torture, unpunished war crimes, retarded Alaskans, the K Street Congress, Tea Party Congressman looking for literacy tests and the CIA playing macho dick games with your loved ones in the Armed Forces.
Call me a Marxist, who loves him some Communist marijuana, brought here via illegal Socialist Mexicans…but I’m starting to think that looking forward, is just code for Bush started this, we’re just running with it.
Look further forward, fellow Homelandian’s. There’s nothing to
see here.
