Runaway Moral Nihilism
When there is no right, no wrong and no moral compass to guide us through these dark times that are the Bush legacy…we get runaway moral nihilism.
Or maybe it’s just a runaway Prius? Bah, who the hell cares. Nihilist-Prius, Prius-nihilist, six of one, half a dozen of the other, Seven of Nine?
The moral compass of the Homeland is certainly stuck on stupid. Look no further than Rick Steves. Yes that Rick Steves. Don’t worry, Rick’s moral compass appears to be unstuck and pointing to future travels with PBS and many more wonderfully entertaining and endless pledge drives.
I’m more concerned with those morally deficient, runaway nihilist-Prius humans, that think Rick is the next coming of a black Commander-in-Chief. We should stay vigilant, because those humans are…(shhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet)…they’re free to walk amongst us, breed and leave comments on blogs!!
In addition to the borderline treasonous travel Rick does, he also writes a column for the Seattle PI.
For some reason, Rick frightens the shit out of the Conservative Internet Keyboard Commando Corps, better known as CIKCC, because well, they’re stupid.
Read the comments on his PI piece. Laugh along with the CIKCC’s as I do. It’s in those comments that you’ll find the humans who fear Iran, people of color, “progressive” Democrats and their third uncle’s who molested them as children. Not that all third uncles of progressive democrats are molesters…or are they???
Having read and watched Rick for a while now, because I’m broke, (Thanks Bush Legacy!!) I can say that while Rick is not easy on the eyes, he is hella more fun to hang out with than Steve Doocy or Ann Coulter.
Ricks recent trip to Iran was an eye opener for some citizens of the Homeland. For others, it was a reminder that we’re all just people trying to evolve into better people. For others still…it really fucked up their well thought out plans to invade Iran.
Yes, I had Obama picking Rick as his Vice Presidential running mate awhile back, which just proves to me at least…that if Obama listened to people like me, he’d be the next JFK, instead of the corporate/CIA mouthpiece that he has proven to be.
Now enjoy a scary French socialist-like film, where evidently, their socialist health care involves cleavage, tank-tops and women crawling on top of tube like objects of the social republic.
Very frightening.
RPMs
Revolutions per minute we get. A revolution to change the evil empire? In the Homeland? This Homeland?
Good luck with that.
The inhabitants of the glorious Homeland, are not capable of balancing their time between free internet porn, Jack Bauer, or their unwavering support of unending wars against the world and themselves.
A revolution?
Revolutions are for crankshafts and Bolivians.
Common sense is for Canadians and Dennis Kucinich.
Shitty beer, 314 channels on your teevee and a wonderful education system goes to the rest of us.
Glenn Beck is Tony Clifton
Kaufman as Zmuda as Beck as Clifton
I knew it!! Andy is not dead, he’s Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck is another brilliant creation of Andy’s…what other exploitation could there be?
There’s a Fox News viewer-idiot born every 30 seconds. Who better to screw with their minds, preconceived notions and their “complex” realities, than Andy Kaufman?
Andy, you’re a beautiful fucking genius.
Everything is kayfabe…
Oxygen is for Weak-Minded Fascists
If God wanted us to have oxygenated brains, he would have given
us a sign by now.
Fish don’t need it, they live under water.
Patriots of the glorious Homeland don’t need it either.
It’s you weak-minded Fascist liberals, with your cute little Marxists Subarus and Communist coffee shops that require air to the brain.
Damn you and your oxygenated liberal brains!
This isn’t ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
The Dude for the Win
Fossil fuels are old. The Dude and Bad Blake are a bit long in the tooth as well, but such is life. Jeff Bridges quoted himself as the Dude last-night when he offered, “Well, you know, [it’s been] up and downs, strikes and gutters, man,” “That’s about it.”
From Jeffrey Lebowski’s lips to Bad Blake’s ears…man.
And we end the inaugural Hollywood movie post at The Vigilant Lens, with yet another quote, “Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?”
Enjoy your day fellow Homelandian’s! And shut the fuck up Donny.
Wanted
Wanted, a message passed on to you by Mr Fish, the upholder of truth and horseshit.
A fucken-men.
by Mr. Fish
Capitalism and Drones
Capitalism has led our Homeland down the path of intellectual retardation, cult proliferation and brought forth the financial/moral ruin of the drone class. Like most half-assed decent predators, after having gained our trust, it walked us gently by the hand to a secluded area away from the path and molested us.
Those in the know, refer to our current times of malaise and slow wittiness as the Cyrus Era. Those who are told they’re not it the know, refer to these times as the era of the Drone.
Drone makers like Insitu Inc., insist they’re just helping out, creating jobs and killing humans of little or no consequence.
Drone workers, do little or no work of consequence, complain about it, try to mate with a queen, wave a flag, complain about their inability to mate with a queen and are then unable to keep themselves from reminding you that freedom, is indeed not free.
Capitalism and drones. Drone Capitalism. Can’t live with em’…can’t count on them for shit.
