Foreign Porn Policy

March 27, 2010

Fake breasts adorned with a cross. Our foreign policy in a nutshell. Or a really big bra.

We should expect better, but don’t get your ‘hope’ up. We live in a Homeland that pretends to live by the 10 commandments by day and worships the fake breasts by night. We can’t fund Amtrak or schools, how can we be expected to fix the world by spreading heart disease and democracy, via our foreign porn policy?

Amtrak, silicone or Iraq?

The battle to ignore the war crime that is Iraq, is almost won. The next battle front will be to replace 24 and finish off WikiLeaks. Remember citizens, truthiness has a way of getting people killed.
Or outed.

History will teach us absolutely nothing. See the past 150 years. Or My Lai or West Virginia.

Enjoy your weekend my fellow Homelandians and keep in mind, Chavez is evil, Fox News, CBS, your CIA, NSA, FCC, FBI, OPP, AT&T, the Pentagon and the Glorious Department of Homeland Security, only have your best interests and freedom in mind.

The revolution has already been televised. It was live. You missed it.