The Snowgasm and a Park Ranger
Last night my teevee exploded in a premature snowgasm of epic proportion. Yes, yes…it’s never happened before.
As if the snowgasm wasn’t enough…I was then treated to a King 5 investigative report!, about Washington State Park Rangers and their free housing.
I walked away secure in the knowledge that evidently, it had snowed and Park Ranger housing is the reason we’re so deeply in debt and stupid.
So as I’m apt to do…I did some investigating of my own.
All three of the Teabangers I interviewed for this story, were convinced that King 5 news is part of the elite liberal media, because there’s an Asian woman on it. All 1425 moderate Democrats that I interviewed for this story…had never been to a state park, but thought Ferry captains made too much money and assumed that Obama’s wars had less effect on us, than those goddamned ferry workers.
Bush Crimes are Obama Crimes
Being that King 5’s Susannah Frame drove all the way to Fort Flagler, only to ask a conservative think tank what it thought about park ranger housing…I think it’s fair that we now blame Susannah for the Patriot Act, Vietghanistan, Iraq and Guantanamo.
The troops want you to know…that fighting for Boeing and Bechtel, wasn’t why they signed up. They’re there…because Susannah Frame is at Fort Flagler.
The Patriot Act is still with us, not because of our support of Israel, but because Susannah Frame is at Fort Flagler.
Torture and war crimes are now acceptable to us all, not just because Obama is the better Bush…but because Susannah Frame is at Fort Flagler.
Susannah Frame and King 5 news pass off Tim Eymanesque bullshit as news, because Susannah Frame was at Fort Flagler…not Vietghanistan, telling you about General William Caldwell.
Many Park Rangers are lazy retirement hunters…living in park housing. Most are not. But I can assure you, none of them are responsible for your useless 401k, your child’s shitty education, health scare or even Governor Gregoire’s Rossi-like budget slashing.
Think Wall Street, endless wars and Susannah Frame.
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Length by Girth = Tacoma vs Wilde Spokane
Length by Girth = JPRA West
The Spokane length vs the Tacoma girth debate, is upon us… again.
Thank a Cowles, thank a Clark, then go to Aunties and buy a book.
Just like any other time it’s happened in the past 25 years or so…the oft debated who’s dick population is bigger conversation, between Tacoma and Spokane, has grown both in size and stupidity.
And that’s what Larry Craig allegedly said.
For more on the Spokane vs Tacoma length and girth debate…go read Doug Clark’s version, before the Spokesman reader realizes it’s the welfare poster child of the entire state.
As has been mentioned here on many occasions, Spokane will never lose this head count, because the city will just annex its way to a win every time. My useless Bush-era dollar is on Airway Heights, but as if by magic…the Inlander does have more of what I’m selling. 
Spokane may be long and strong, but it definitely does not have a wide stance. Former Senator Larry Craig has one…and he’s using it to help the big strong mens of the Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife. As far as I can tell…wolves are the new gayer cougar. Except, you know, cougars are only after young men.
No wait, oh fuck it.
There’s just not a good way to spin it Larry.
As for all things spinning in Latah Creek, there’s Debra Wilde. She may have allegedly driven while blind, but as far as the FBI is concerned, they love it. For the more attention Deb gets, the less we remember Mitchell, the CIA torture connections to SERE, Fassbender and Jessen.
It all kind of makes Deb’s poor choice seem almost not newsworthy.
Enjoy the annexation Airway Heights! And Spokane, please ignore JPRA West…it’s just easier that way.
Between Iraq and a Koch Place
Hope and change starts with the people, not a political party. Unions are slowly starting to remember their importance to the whole.
It’s the rest of the whole that worries me.
Teabangers are convinced that Obama is black, while Progressive Democrats are confident, that the children of Afghanistan had it coming.
This is why Donald Rumsfeld can travel the Homeland, selling his book based on the Army Anthrax Attacks…that led to the wars for Lockheed Martin.
It’s also the reason why George Bush has to be careful where he travels. Because unlike progressive Democrats, some parts of the world frown upon torture, fake wars for profit and the war criminals who insist upon being war criminals.
The Koch Brothers are indeed the masters at stroking and baiting insane profit…into the contraception that prevents common sense.
Nadler, Nader or Maybe Darth Vader?
Wisconsin, Libya, Egypt and Yemen. Who’s next? Afghanistan?
There’s been a boat load of scorn as of late, directed towards the Koch Cowards two and their pretend revolution of racists. About time. Welcome aboard, salutations…glad you could join us, yadda yadda yadda, etc. etc.
FYI…you didn’t hear this from me, but we’ve also got war criminals and complicit Democrats in our midst. Pass it on.
In news you didn’t hear much about, a lone Democrat who isn’t Kucinich…tried to sneak in a little surprise attack against one of Obama’s really expensive wars. 
Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D) essentially, tried to defund our misadventure in Vietghanistan. Nadler attempted to reduce our deficit by almost 100 billion dollars a year.
Rumor has it that Lockheed Martin and friends were not amused.
The Teabanging freshmen congresshumans of the GOP, who scream fiscal responsibility…all voted to keep on spending. Rep. Norm Dicks and 98 other Democrats, also voted with their war supporting brethren of the teabanging GOP.
The lesson learned? Norm is as liberal as Obama’s Guantanamo
is legal.
MoveOn.org is shocked! And awed!
Admiral Mike? He’s marginally stunned. He didn’t expect Wisconsin to clue in for at least another 4 years…let alone Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. Now Mike is afraid that a few other sectors of the Homeland might de-Gleek. And good God almighty!…if that happens…there might be hope and change in store for the Gulf of Mexico and or Cleveland yet!
Drew Carey did all he could for Cleveland, now it’s time for the ILWU and Anonymous to do the rest.
I guess the most popular question to ask Norm Dicks and his complicit friends might be…can you pay my bills? Can you pay my
telephone bills?
You triflin’,good for nothing type of brother…
When the Seattle Times Questions Media Funding
You’ll know the world just might survive.
Oh, wait a minute. Never mind. The Times is kindly pointing out, that the Gates Foundation is helping to fund news stories on AIDS in Mozambique and other nefarious causes…like battling disease
and poverty.
The nerve.
I only made it about 18 seconds too long into the article…as the Seattle Times is as not into swaying public opinion, as the Koch Brothers are not into fondling Teabaggers.
Now let us ponder new media and angry Pentax type photographers like yours truly.
Thanks and if Bill or Melinda ever calls…do not fear the art.
What Liberal Democrats?
If watching Meet the Press, the Today Show or any other highly regarded tentacle of the Homeland propaganda machine—is your boat that floats…you now know why hope don’t float. It sinks and drowns.
The dead and bloated carcass of hope, is currently floating silently along with the other pretend memes of the Homeland…‘just say no‘, ‘God Bless America’ and ‘the MSRP’ of your BP/Shell driven wars for Boeing. 
In other words my fellow FEMA Camp fodder…there are no liberal Democrats and Kucinich is too short to matter.
Not happy with the erection that is the Boehner, cutting social programs for Teabangers and the rest of us alike? Too bad. Blame the Democrats.
Displeased that the Teabanging GOP wants to fund contraception for wild horses…but not the women of the Homeland? Tough. Blame the Democrats.
Shocked that the war on Mexico is killing tens of thousands of them, so that tens of millions of us can get high? Go tell it to the Democrats. And stop eating produce. Or meat.
The wars on terror, Islam and the working class were hatched by the Neocon and enforced by the Liberalcon.
If you want to reign in the deficit, ending welfare for the Teabanging elite of the gene pool…is not going to do it. Slashing Medicare, Social Security and PBS…will also not do it. Unions are not the problem…complicit Democrats are.
Put our war criminals in Guantanamo and let the Taliban run it. By all means, shut our government down, close Wisconsin and let the rich fly their cocaine in via the DEA. I’ll give ya a Clinton era dollar, if you know which one of these ideas is already occurring.
Let’s stop waiting on the “liberal Democrat“, who’s been involved with every freedom fucking decision, since freedom fucking decisions have been decided. Lets start looking for the ILWU to wake up. The Teamsters the baristers and the Greeners, all need to join hands and try to remember that an injury to one is an injury to all…
Shut it all down and let us deploy the Bop Gun.
Afmadistan
As the out of touch Teabanging offspring of the Koch Cowards two, have come to find…Homelandian’s will only take so much.
If Madison, Wisconsin is to be believed…then the awakening may have finally begun. Most sane Homelandian’s enjoy their 5 day work week and their 8 hour work day…with the occasional vacation thrown in for good behavior. Child labor went the way of the immigrant child, who does the work their employers don’t want to have to pay…we the slowly awakening to do.
Check out the words of the frightening Noam Chomsky. If given a choice between listening to Noam or Nader…progressive Democrats will always choose war crimes, torture and the gutting of the Constitution. See Obama and Bush for more.
As you hopefully saw the other day, the war machine and Hillary Clinton are unable to accept, that we run the goddamn show. The unions have begun to push back. And it’s spreading.
Like it or not, those who believe the earth is 6,000 years old and those who think churches need to be taxed back to the dinosaur days…are all in the same predicament. Our government is out of control.
The white minority in Texas, think they can keep ahead of the wave of the once enslaved. The Hispanic and the African American humans of the Texas sector, now outnumber the Bush. Look to Wisconsin mi compadres…stop voting for your repressor and take the Alamo back.
If Wisconsin can stand up, why not Seattle? Why not Portland…LA, Oakland or San Francisco?
ILWU alone…could lock the ports and end the wars, because the complicit Democrats will not.
The union labor that drive the Homeland’s trucks, operate the railroads and the airlines…could shut everything down.
What are we waiting for? Yemen?
Robert Gates is warning the Congress for K Street, that it should not cut the $52 billion dollar State Department occupation of Iraq. Obama is mulling over spending and sending, another 73,000 more troops to Vietghanistan.
Where is the Teabanger draft?
How about another $125 billion just to sustain the never-ending Vietghanistan occupation? And still people ask, where…where! could we save hundreds of billions of dollars? Where!? Why?
There’s a war in Afghanistan?
Do not blame Obama for the economic disaster that Bush created. Blame fucking everybody and do something constructive for once in your life.
Stop reading about the scary fake Anarchist’s at the Slog, turn off Glee and quit molesting your dog.
To be free of the insanity…see Egypt and try Iraq. Then multiply Rove by Rumsfeld and you’ll be pretty much on track.
