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Term Limits of Endearment

March 10, 2011

Whenever white supremacists who allegedly plant bombs in Spokane, Washington get caught…I tend to think of George Nethercutt.

Since the FBI has just arrested a white supremacist for planting a WMD at the Martin Luther King Jr. Day march in Spokane…George Nethercutt went and wrote yet another commentary at the Inlander, proving how keen my senses really are.

George seems to think that Obama is the most liberal president we’ve ever had.  In reality, President Obama is just a deeper shade of soul than ol’ George and the white supremacist’s feel comfortable with.  Obama did not create the financial disaster, Nethercutt’s Bush did.  And I think we all know how infected Nethercutt’s Bush is.

Obama change was supposed to be the penicillin that would rid us of Nethercutt’s infected Bush.

Reality has it, that Obama change was about as reliable as Nethercutt’s term limit pledge.

It should also be argued that Nethercutt’s reliability, is at least as reliable as his current relationship with Andrew Lundquist.  If you believe that the Cheney Energy Task Force was all about helping the middle class, then you probably should just stop reading and go restock your stockpile of plastic sheeting, duct tape and freedom fries.

FYI…I hear freezer burned freedom fries taste like Michale Moore’s Tweets. 

Spokane has problems.  Education is not job one.  Educators are fast becoming the enemy just as unions, Islam, illegal humans or a scary hot dog at Wild Dawgs.

Stupid posters is are almost as scary as teh Taliban, but far cheaper.

As you can see, my grasp of the written English language ain’t the best.  I blame Spokane Community College and George Nethercutt.  But I don’t blame Iraq, Vietghanistan or Islam.

Spokane’s troubles are not unique.  They’re identical to any other mid-sized city in the Homeland, except for Tacoma.  Tacoma comes in a distant second to all things Spokane.  But even lowly Tacoma is no George Nethercutt.

George is a lobbyist.  A professional whore, who gets paid very handsomely to make shit up, while ignoring the legacy of his
infected Bush.

Bush did not protect you from the Army Anthrax attacks.  Bush did not protect you from Enron, BP, Wall Street or Blackwater.  The Bush Depression did indeed happen during the Bush.  Obama is just carrying on where Bush, Nethercutt, Lundquist and Osama bin Laden left off.

Wisconsin is no Egypt and Obama is no liberal.  See his expensive wars for Lockheed Martin and the battles against education and marijuana for more.

George Nethercutt is no conservative, he’s Flap Horton.  A philandering corporatist, who’s word is almost as good as Kevin Harpham’s.

For more…see Nethercutt’s Term Limits of Endearment or just go eat at Wild Dawgs.

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In Theory, Dominoes Fall

March 9, 2011

In practice, it’s full of GMO’s.

Everything is related to something else, which in turn keeps the Homeland spinning towards an inevitable conclusion.

You’ll have no idea what the inevitable conclusion was, because the Koch Brothers own it.  So the inevitable conclusion will be at least as stupid as a PBS downfall, that was caused by some conservative gay activist named James O’Keefe?

Twitter and MoveOn.org are all atwitter about Teabangers, the evil GOP and it’s union/human killing ways.  Meanwhile, back a K Street…the Democrats are busy doing what it is they do best; killing the brown and dark-skinned humans in Obama’s wars on…brown-skinned humans.

Oh and look!  Things in Vietghanistan are again, for like almost the 10th year, going to get tough this summer.  Perhaps another Obama surge will do the trick?  Because like the Seattle Mariners, Pakistan and North Africa aren’t going anywhere.

Where O where did the money go?  State employee benefits?
Makes sense to me!

Remember, Erin Brockovich beat the evil corporate overlords that own and ruin everything.  Except for when she didn’t.

Twitter me this and Twitter me that, don’t drink the water and for God’s sakes don’t eat any food!!  For while you safely ignore Charlie Sheen, the better Bush is behind the scenes…doing exactly what you wanted to impeach the idiot for.

In theory, dominoes fall.

In practice, Vietnam does indeed have a Domino’s.

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Gig

March 7, 2011

Got a gig this week, so the wacky words and poor sentence structure will be a bit light for a couple O days.  The momentary removal of the Lens from the internets this morning…can not be blamed on the Koch Brothers, the DoD or worse yet, progressive Prius drivers who hate Ralph Nader.

But I can dream!

For real conspiracy theory goodness, may I suggest re-listening to any Air Supply cassette, while stoned out of your mind on High Fructose Corn Syrup.
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This is Your Brain on Kerlikowske

March 5, 2011

Former Seattle police Chief Gil Kerlikowske was for the marijuana, before he was against it.  Gil was also not for shooting wood carving, first Americans who are deaf…before he was for it?

Good thing Gil now works in Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize Administration where torture, murder, rape and nation building continues unabated.  Kind of makes Gil’s wide stance on marijuana, seem almost stupid.

Others in law enforcement not named Gil, will discuss legalization.  Check it out.

Your brain on drugs, is nowhere near as bad as your brain under the influence of a Nobel Peace Prize winning President, who continues to torture Bradley Manning and kill 10-year-olds in Vietghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq and Mexico.

Perhaps when Malia and Sasha first get stoned, they’ll look back on dads days in the White House and realize that looking forward was probably what helped him sleep at night.

The wars on poverty, dental decay and the billionaire ruling class are long overdue.
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The Truth Condom has Torn

March 4, 2011

Yes

The Pope is not in Indiana…no it’s not Trig Palin’s pre-packaged memoir and no, George Bush didn’t break down and find the moral compass of Bradley Manning.

Indiana Secretary of State Charlie White, was indicted on charges of theft, perjury and voter fraud…a tear in the condom of truth perhaps?  Probably not.  I’m pretty certain that cheating, lying and theft is what most politicians do before they piss in the morning.

The truth condom needs a firm member to cover up the truth and contain the seed of liberty.

We’re spending 4 billion dollars a week in Obama’s Vietghanistan and National Security costs us over one trillion dollars per year…just to read your stupid emails and grope your kids at the airport.  I think it’s safe to say that we Homelandian’s, are the limp link in the phallic chain of justice and if we can stay limp…the condom of truth won’t keep covering up the truth.

Or something.

Obviously, Lady Justice is on the pill and the price of a barrel of oil…has everything to do with many things, but nothing to do with Libya or it’s Saddam Hussein-like, oily weapons of mass destruction.

We’re coming to rescue you with Democracy, Libya!!  Get the fuck out of there now…before it’s too late!!

Maybe Bristol Will Help Us?

March 3, 2011

You know what the DoD always says…if at first the Army Anthrax attacks don’t succeed, try a mortgage bubble.

Or the pretend threat of a governmental shutdown.

Maybe an infrastructure crippling computer virus?

How about massive build ups of Border Patrol troops and detention centers…where nary a hard-working Mexican dwells?

Unions today, gone tomorrow?

An all out media saturation assault by Charlie Sheen?

Sure, what the hell.

Besides, who or what, is going to stop them?  A Bristol Palin abstinence seminar?
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One Thousand Billion

March 2, 2011

One thousand billion in useless Homelandian dollars…does not exactly resonate with us.

Remember when a measly thousand million seemed like a lot of money?  I remember way back when, about 12 years ago…a hundred dollars could buy a weeks worth of food and beer…some gas, about 4 trips to Taco Bell, a couple of video rentals and maybe even some pot.

Getting stoned didn’t get you a prison sentence and you could still hear the words shit, fuck or anal cyst…emanating from your FM radio dial.

Neither Reagan, Bush I or Clinton cared about poopy words on any  ancient Led Zeppelin songs.  Now, the word ‘fuck‘ escaping to the airwaves of the Homeland…might land Eddie Vedder in Guantanamo.

And still Rumsfeld, Bush and Rove, are allowed to walk freely amongst we, the apathetic citizens of the glorious Homeland.

How many thousand’s of billions of our useless dollar does it take…to awaken the apathetic, spied upon sheeple of the glorious Homeland?  It would have to be way closer to one hundred dollars, before many of us sat up and took notice.

A half season strike by the NFL Players Association, or the loss of free porn…now that, THAT would put tens of hundreds of us in the streets!

One thousand billion useless Homeland dollars, is actually one trillion useless Homeland dollars.

Guess how many thousand’s of billions of dollars it takes per year, for the The National Security apparatus to keep you cowering on your couch of freedom…staring at your flat screen teevee…whilst keeping a keen eye out for Mexican Muslims…with your plastic sheeting and duct tape in hand?

It doesn’t really matter.

Stay tuned for more, because later I might remind you about Iraq, Vietghanistan and Pakistan…because Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11.

One thousand billion dollars, might as well be a hundred bucks…for all the comprehending it doesn’t cause.


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