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The Truth Condom has Torn

March 4, 2011


The Pope is not in Indiana…no it’s not Trig Palin’s pre-packaged memoir and no, George Bush didn’t break down and find the moral compass of Bradley Manning.

Indiana Secretary of State Charlie White, was indicted on charges of theft, perjury and voter fraud…a tear in the condom of truth perhaps?  Probably not.  I’m pretty certain that cheating, lying and theft is what most politicians do before they piss in the morning.

The truth condom needs a firm member to cover up the truth and contain the seed of liberty.

We’re spending 4 billion dollars a week in Obama’s Vietghanistan and National Security costs us over one trillion dollars per year…just to read your stupid emails and grope your kids at the airport.  I think it’s safe to say that we Homelandian’s, are the limp link in the phallic chain of justice and if we can stay limp…the condom of truth won’t keep covering up the truth.

Or something.

Obviously, Lady Justice is on the pill and the price of a barrel of oil…has everything to do with many things, but nothing to do with Libya or it’s Saddam Hussein-like, oily weapons of mass destruction.

We’re coming to rescue you with Democracy, Libya!!  Get the fuck out of there now…before it’s too late!!

  1. barman permalink
    March 4, 2011 14:31

    Everybody’s got some signs. Even about spendy gas. Or yellow ribbons, blowing in the wind, long after the subject shouild have come home.

    If it’s torn, will justice leak out?


    • March 4, 2011 15:11

      Hey, I see you’re still hanging out at Horsesass, sans Goldy?

      Been seeing a lot of the faded yellow ribbons, of the magnetic variety…still plastered to the troop supporting, oil burning vehicles of freedom.
      I think troop support for many, has morphed into attending a Veterans Day parade and pretending to not be surprised…upon finding out the troops never actually came home.

      I’m not sure justice can leak out of the torn prophylactic of truth…since justice seems to have been bought out by Lockheed Martin.


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