Think I’m Just Happy
Remember when a Homeland Security threat level mauve, or so, would send millions of us scrambling for our safe rooms of plastic sheeting, duct tape and energy bars? Of course we don’t.
On K Street, Wall Street and at the Pentagon, they call this phenomenon: ‘the people are idiots‘.
This is why Japan’s nuclear fallout that may, or may not be heading your way, is probably the ‘most harmless‘ dirty bomb you’ve encountered, since your last trip through a TSA body scan for freedom.
President Obama, when he’s not busy lying to his daughters about why he tortures Americans, or kills brown-skinned humans for profit and glory, is readying the next round of making things better for corporate Homelandia…but not you.
The war on drugs and the humans who use them, has not made enough money for the private prison corporations. They need a new revenue source and law enforcement has to “justify” it’s federal payday. So logic tells us, that you dorks, geeks and free loaders who are streaming movies and music, are next. The Obama White House want’s to make “illegal streaming” a felony, because they’re running out of Spanish speaking humans to incarcerate.
They think we’re dumb…but maybe we’re just happy? 
The Obama wars on Islam, are not making enough money for the private war profiteering corporations. Boeing, Bechtel and Lockheed Martin are screaming in Obama’s left ear, while Robert Gates is on a tall ladder, screaming in Obama’s other left ear. They need a new source of revenue, because Iraq, Pakistan and Vietghanistan are becoming troublesome. Libya, you’re next.
I think we are happy, in a touched sort of way.
‘There is are’ no money for schools, but there are trillions for bankers, wars and the next 17 generations of the iPad. Teachers, unions and books are the new red menace. Obama backers fret about the Teabanger, while the Teabanger frets about condoms, job stealing Mexicans and Hawaiian birth certificates.
The Bush back door draft for the never-ending wars on everything, has become the Obama economic draft, for the never-ending wars on whatever else remains.
Marijuana is at least as evil as the Taliban and the disaster in Japan, will cost far less than one years worth of fun for the Pentagon.
Dumb doesn’t quite embrace the totality of our self-enforced complacency.
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Nirvana – Dumb (Unplugged In New York), posted with vodpod
The Newkleer is Gone
When Bush was king of the Homeland, nuclear was pronounced newkleer and the Democrats were in the streets protesting torture and war.
VFP’s still there, but I hear Glee’s pretty good and Quiznos serves warm meat with melted cheese on top of it. Hence no Million Democrat Marches.
No matter how you pronounce it, Bradley Manning is no Raymond Davis and GE brings good things to life by first killing most of it.
As we scour the tubes, wires and NSA hard drives of the internets, looking for news on Japanese newkleer fallout, you’ll come across many articles that will tell you…you have nothing to worry about. You’ll read that GE’s Mark I Reactors are located throughout the Homeland and Japan.
You might even read that the Japanese reactors are unlikely to affect Washington State. You know, except for the one actually located in Washington State, on the Hanford Nuclear NewKleer Reservation.
Energy Northwest operates the Columbia Generating Station, and they tell us that it was built to withstand earthquakes, strong winds and liberal minded politicians. It has double the common sense protection (Rep. Doc Hastings) and sits a comfortable 5 miles from the Columbia River.
Energy Northwest says, you have nothing to worry about, until you do.
Prairie Chapel Road sans Bush
I’d just like to take this time to point out to Energy Northwest, it’s engineer’s and Doc Hastings, that the Columbia Generating Station sits smack dab in the middle of one of the most polluted places on this planet…and quite possibly 5 other planets as well. Touting clean, renewable energy from the middle of the Hanford death zone…is like pretending Saddam still had his CIA provided WMD’s and then torturing Bradley Manning, until he spills the goods on Saudi Arabia.
Somewhere there’s an empty Crawford, Texas, still waiting for the return of Diane Sawyer and Karl Rove.
Coincidentally, there’s an empty Hanford Newkleer Reservation, where the never ending clean-up continues — above, below and all around the Columbia Generating Station of clean, backed up energy. If there was any other connection to Japan and Richland, Washington…you can bet they wouldn’t get it.
Newkleer energy is clean, safe, renewable and the costs far outweigh the benefits.
Maybe if we’re lucky, the early Palin Detection System up in Wasilla, will ignore the Russians and spot the cloud of radioactive dirty bombness…the likes of which TSA and Michael Chertoff…only
dreamed of.
The newkleer never really left, it just changed.
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“Is this Quantico or Abu Ghraib?”
Quantico or Abu Ghraib? This question was asked by Dennis Kucinich, the lone Democrat of the glorious Homeland.
Kucinich wanted jobs, education and decent health care available, for those who would have liked to have had some. From the idiot Teabanger to the Progressive Prius driving while blind Democrat, Kucinich wanted to help you all. Instead we got the better Bush and the Twittering progressives, who hear nor see no Obama evil, but now are suddenly able to see Wisconsin.
Thanks for catching up, now go have a latte with a Longshoreman and lets us know when they’re going to shut everything down.
Kucinich has witnessed UFO’s. I’ve witnessed bible thumping flag wavers, spitting on Iraq Veterans and the parents who lost their 
children to the BushBama wars. I’d rather see UFO’s.
The Twittering minions who worship the ground that Obama tortures upon, are far worse than the idiot rubes of the Koch invented and financed Teabanger’s. This one say’s that Obama is “the man” and want’s us to know that Homelandian’s trust his Bush-like economy/deficit wars against us…more than they trust the Republican wars against us.
Is Obama worse than Bush? Don’t ask a progressive or a Teabanger. Try asking the CEO’s of GE , Blackwater/Xe and Lockheed Martin. Try asking the imprisoned Yoo, Rove, pick a Bush, Andrew Lundquist or a dead 10-year-old — brown-skinned child from the “Stans”.
Ask Carlos Arredondo.
Try asking General Electric, who has a large Trojan Horse of a Nuclear Reactor design in the re-bombing of Japan. Then ask GE about the Hanford Down Winders or the scrotum’s of prisoners at Walla Walla. Perhaps you’d be more comfortable asking GE about the pollution in the Hudson River? Ask Edward Markey about GE’s human nuclear calibration experiments.
The risk to Japan’s nuclear power plants was well-known. Just as Obama’s continuation of the Bush wars on anything, or on anyone, or on anyplace…that can tell the truth about us.
Obama is the better Bush. Why the Teabangers and progressive’s are so confused about this…speaks volumes about our collective disconnect from reality and common sense.
Is the Homeland more like Quantico or Abu Ghraib? I was going to say don’t hold your breath waiting for an answer…but with GE’s Japan just down wind? Perhaps we should.
So what is the difference between the idiot Teabanger and the progressive Democrat? One knows its murdering, torturing and spying for profit…the other just doesn’t give a fuck.
GE Down-Winders are Us
A Soothing Radioactive Steam Bath
We citizens of the Homeland have nothing to fear from the Japanese meltdowns. The jet stream does not flow in this direction. In fact, this fictitious stream of air was made up by teevee weatherman in the late 1950’s, as a way to keep Rep. Peter King Senator McCarthy from calling them brown-skinned Muslim agitators Communists.
This much we do know…hot steam is as healthy for you as a forced Anthrax vaccination. Or half a diet Coke and some Monsanto corn. I also hear that union labor is too expensive and the North Korean’s work harder for less. Much, much much much less.
See any GOP Governor of the Homeland and or Michigan for more.
When Homeland officials suddenly retire, because they forgot that Bush torture was bad and Obama torture is fabulous…you’ll know that progressive democrats, are actually more insane than any inbred — hand fed, Koch Brothers Teabanger.
Oh and yes…Colin Powell is off the hook for this one.
In a world where most Seattleites had no idea there was a coal plant in Centralia that, wait for it….burns coal, it really shouldn’t come as any surprise, that the youngsters of today get their sex education from Glee and their war fighting news from I Can Has Cheezburger?
Cats are at least as funny as never having tasted an MRE.
There is some hope for us I suppose. If we’re lucky, the full body TSA X-ray scanners that are run by former Taco Bell employees, will kill us before the Japanese soothing radioactive steam does.
Thanks for resigning Mr. ‘PJ’ Crowley…but you’re too goddamn late.
La la la la la la…Wha?
Who Could Have Predicted?
Predictions are like President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize…they look great on the mantle, but are best used for belated ‘I told you so’s’.
How could we have known that nuclear power is only clean and healthy as long as it isn’t used? Who could have predicted Fukushima, Iraq or Vietghanistan? Who knew that spending tens of trillions of your tax dollars for war crimes, Wall Street, Chrysler and Bank of America…would lead to the Koch Brothers union busting and the Republican uterus wars?
Ishibashi Katsuhiko knew, that’s who.
No, Ishibashi didn’t predict our wars on Islam, common sense or the GOP’s death panels for women with uterus’s…but come on, who is really surprised by the complete lack of a moral compass that is today’s Democratic party? Dennis Kucinich can’t stop Obama’s wars on the middle class, Islam or Bradley Manning…all by himself.
I predict that bird and view killing wind power, coupled with Military Tribunals for the Bush and Obama administrations, will some day, make for a pleasurable I told you so.
Now watch this devastating video of a wind mill meltdown and ponder the ramifications.
Obama Torture Haiku
stripped naked:
the prisoner in his cell
as spring begins
For PVT Bradley Manning
by Karma Tenzing Wangchuk
When Amnesty International targets we the Homeland — as a nation that tortures its own citizens…you’ll know that nothing changed when Bush went into hiding.
When mainstream newspapers start asking: why is Obama torturing Private Manning?…you’ll know what change is.
When a State Department official condemns Obama and the ‘Obama DoD’ for Obama’s torture of American citizens…you’ll know what change was.
The battle on your common sense has already been won.
The war for what remains of our lifeless souls, will be fought on Twitter and ignored during American Idol.
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