Leave a Message After the Tune
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We’re out doing important stuff for a day, maybe two…leave a message and maybe the NAACP will call.
But the Inlander will not.
Peace, love and Rocket Bakery pumpkin bread my friends.
Two and a Half Bush Brains
It’s a rare day when little George W. comes out of hiding, desperately trying to remind us that he is in fact, as stupid as his daddy thinks
he is.
So evidently, W and his bride are concerned for the welfare of the women of Afghanistan. In fact, W is also concerned about pulling out too early.
First off, not unlike Crawford, Texas and half of the free world…I’m thinking the women of Afghanistan could give a fuck what little George and his bride think. Second, it seems to me, that if the men of this planet just simply stopped sticking their dicks where they didn’t belong…the women of Afghanistan and the planet, wouldn’t have to dodge so many Vatican landmines.
Why little W is not sandwiched between a Rove and Yoo man sandwich at Guantanamo…is because Obama loves the executive order, endless war, the Patriot Act, Lockheed Martin and the women of Afghanistan, even more than Bush did.
College is are Good Phun
According to someone willing to ask, 60 percent of the students who hang out at four-year colleges…approve of President Obama.
74 percent of the students working on their masters in unemployment, also thought President Obama was pretty cool…while 85 percent of the community college students asked, said President Palin was “doable”.
College! It’s all fun and games until someone gets a low draft number.
Turn Left at the Incubator Baby
Even though I’m no script writer for the Homeland, I think I’ve read this screenplay before. The non-existent incubator babies of Kuwait that brought us to Iraq back in 1990, are now luring us to Libya, because we don’t want to save the incubator babies of West Virginia. 
So essentially, what President Obama is doing, is reworking the script from the original Iraq movie and enhancing it with a new coalition of the willing.
This new coalition of the willing includes CIA information obtained from defectors, Ed Schultz, and Jennifer Aniston as a much younger Judith Miller.
Stop me if you’ve ever heard Colin Powell say the same things before.
Stop me if Ed Schultz doesn’t sound just like Colin’s Powell in 2003.
Where’s Rep. Conyers and his fake threats of impeachment now?
Stop paying your taxes like GE, that’ll get their attention.
Who for New FBI Director?
The FBI needs a new director and the Homeland needs a new direction. But who will take this job on?
Will ‘who‘ free Leonard Peltier and Bradley Manning?
Will ‘who‘ be able to get at the truth behind Trump’s fake birth certificate?
The Homeland is rife with criminals, crime scenes and birfers. Most of which, Robert Mueller has ignored, because arresting your accomplices is a tricky business.
So will ‘who‘ step up?
Can ‘who’ punch some lying liars in the mouth? Will ‘who‘ arrest the previously un-arrestable? Should ‘who‘ take down the DOJ, the CIA, the NSA and any swinging dick in the Pentagon? ‘Who’s‘ gonna put Bush on trial, right next to Obama. Si?
‘Who‘ is going to fight for the Teabangers right to be locked away in the FEMA Camps? Who I ask…who?
Will ‘who‘ protect the right of the progressive Democrat Twitter’ers’…to Twitter their support for the dead — yet free, Iraqi/Pakistani/Vietghani/Yemini/Libyani/Palestini/Central Americani and or the Obama torture victims?
‘Who‘? No one, that’s who.
On the bright side, I hear the job comes with a foamy head, Arianna Huffington, a black SUV and free beer. Of course the order of which these perks make their appearance…is a closely guarded secret.
Who made ‘who‘? ‘Who’ paid John Yoo? Ain’t nobody told you?
I mean…if you made them and they made you…’who‘ picked up the middle and who made ‘who‘?
It’s an age old and somewhat confusing question.
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Confused Patriot
Patriots of the Homeland come in all sizes, colors and sexual orientation. However, trying to get the patriots of the Homeland to agree on any two items of self-interest, is about as easy as bribing Newt Gingrich into wearing a condom.
The 27 years worth of funding for the pretend wars against poverty, racial inequality and Reagan’s wide stance against torture, is the same as the amount of funding spent during the 12 seconds it takes President Obama, to decide who to attack next.
It’s a bunch.
Maybe if the governors of Michigan and Wisconsin were former tyrants who worked for the CIA? Well, anarchy is just a dream on Portland Indy Media, now isn’t it.
Like many patriots, the dreams of my father didn’t made any sense. He was more afraid of recycled sewage, than he was of nuclear power/waste/spent fuel or the Nuclear Engineers in Richland, Washington.
As if by some miracle, so is the entire Kitsap Peninsula.
Biosolids are now more scary than the last paragraph of Karen Dorn Steele’s article — about the Columbia Generating Station. Yes, biosolids are now more frightening than Muslims, or any of the earth ending nuclear weapons waste, that currently finds itself kinda semi-safely stored…above the fault lines at Hanford.
I also hear that Sarah Palin has a Journalism degree, Saddam had CIA WMD’s and a gang of 80 year-olds, couldn’t possibly break into the nuclear weapons storage area at Bangor.
Yadda yadda yadda, etc. etc. etc.
Hell hath no fury!, like a confused…like a, um, a guy who…is that
donut porn?
Many Reservations
Our reservations are many, our intentions are clear.
Our old reservations are as new in their wisdom, as our new reservations grow old in theirs.
We reserve the right to police the world because we will not
employ our own.
Detroit is to Pine Ridge, as Iraq is to South Central.
Casinos are like Libya, al-Qaeda could be Wyandot.
Our reservations are many, we fear because we forgot.
I’ve got reservations now they’ve got reservations.
Reservations. How many you got?
The Vigilant Lens 