Remember the 5th of July!
Or don’t. It doesn’t really matter at this point.
On this, the day after your cousin lost three of his good fingers to freedom and tribal explosives…we as a nation are facing unprecedented attacks on our liberties! Not counting the last 47 times or so that it’s happened!
Some here in the mighty Homeland, will evoke Guy Fawkes as the rallying cry to, you know, rally around. Regrettably…the vast majority of us will only rally for the Family Guy. You can see how we might confuse the two “Guys”, which is a whole nother’ post unto itself.
So do try to remember the 5th of July, but do forget about Fukushima. It’s really much worse than you’d want to have to deal with. It’s so bad, that at this point, Fukushima has eclipsed Chernobyl bad…and moved into the realm of Hanford bad. And as most you don’t know, that’s pretty bad.
Half-calf decaff of freedom please
Remember the 5th of July! Or just go camping!
On this the 5th of July, there are some possible signs of life occurring in places like the Huffington Post. Que surpresa!…for Dan Froomkin has realized, that not only are union journalists better lovers…but for the love of that Family Guy!…President Obama and Nancy Pelosi apparently have themselves a little torture problem?
Welcome to the lonely party Dan!
So keep in mind that corporations pay no taxes, because the Democrats allow it. Keep in mind, that we’ve been at pretend war against 112 religious fanatics for a decade now…because Exxon Mobile needs to keep dumping its oil in Montana.
Remember…remember the 5th of July! Or don’t.
I’m out and about with my cameras for a few…so do not be alarmed if we attack Iran and or the posting is light for a few.
Be Vigilant! If you feel compelled. Or not.
Ironic Karma
Karma sure is ironic.
If lightning could strike twice…wouldn’t the Confederate camp at a Civil War re-enactment be the place for it to strike? Evidently the answer to that is…yes.
If the lightning-struck Civil War reenactors had been drinking diet soda at that exact moment…wouldn’t that be ironic? Don’t ya think?
When senior U.S. officials say that Iran funnels weapons to Iraq and Afghanistan, to speed up our withdrawal from those sovereign nations…are they being disingenuously naive, or Karmically ironic?
When Owen Wilson wins the Academy Award for Best Actor due to his incredible work in Cars 2, instead of his self-portrayal in Woody’s Midnight in Paris…Kevin Costner will still not be seen in Avatar. Even though he was.
Ironic Karma! It’ll get us one way or another, because sarcasm is just too goddamn lazy.
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Democracy Pretenders
That sacred time of year when we celebrate freedom, democracy and our uncanny ability to remove the fingers of our offspring via tribal explosives…is upon us.
To me, nothing says happy Independence Day Homelandia!, better than a slow-witted child and his remaining four fingers of freedom.
Speaking of which…Attorney General Holder has decided to pursue “criminal investigations” into maybe two out of the approximately 4582 detainee deaths, that somehow only occurred while the CIA was around.
4582 detainee deaths? You’ve only heard of 100 detainee deaths due to torture, because Kim Kardashian wore a tight outfit. Again.
The Obama war criminals are indeed much better at this than Bush’s brain. Karl knew the Democrats would retire to the Democratic Underground and that would be that. And that, was indeed that.
The day Rumsfeld decided to write a book…I was standing outside the gates of the Bush White House with many a gathered and angry Democrat. When the news that Rumsfeld had ‘Palin’d it‘ reached the gathered angry Democrats…they did cheer! Then Robert Gates returned to kill again, Pelosi cleared the table and everyone went home. 
The change that has occurred in those five years is staggering. The angry while gathered Democrats never returned, Pelosi beat Cindy Sheehan and Obama is most certainly…a far better spokesman for the corporate owned and corporate droned Homelandia. You’d think the reich wing and the bored wing would be happy?
There are no constraints on Executive power. The War Powers Act might as well be scribbled on the side of a Starbucks paper cup. But don’t worry, Starbucks only uses shade grown while ancient Amazonian trees, that are harvested by union slave labor…
Torturing POW’s was cause celebre, back in the stammering days of the Bush. Today it’s perfectly legal. John Yoo knew it, now you do too.
Mitchel and Jessen were hated within the CIA. But look who’s laughing now! Well, okay, they’re all laughing and Somalia you’re next!
As we drink to another year of freedom and independence this weekend, be sure to keep an eye out for Muslims, Mexicans and or Marxists. Teabaggers call them the three M’s of the liberal elites…Others call it the creeping fungus of Fascism.
Sorry about your fingers kids!, but don’t blame mom and dad…blame the PBR and unions?
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Vietghanistan: Why Ask Why?
Jim Hightower gets paid to ask unanswered questions, while simultaneously poking at the corrupt, fleshy underbelly of the
status quo.
Jim’s a bit like Ralph Nader, except when you mention Ralph’s name…Democrats wont necessarily see Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize for what it is.
So Jim asks the question: The Unanswered Question in Afghanistan Is, Why?
If you’ve been reading anything around here for more than a few weeks, you’re already used to questions being answered with an unanswered question. Hell, sometimes I don’t even ask!
The answers, are indeed within yourselves and Leon Panetta’s underwear drawer. No one really wants to dig around in Leon’s drawer of man-panties for the truth…any more than they want to decipher my Teabagger-like butchering of the English language and all things horribly punctuated.
Being that I’m just in this for the beer and chicks…I’ll go ahead and answer Jim’s highly paid ‘non-question answer’, with a non-asked for answer of my own. 
Why Vietghanistan? Because Afghanistan will arrest its criminal bankers and we’ll just keep on giving ours bailouts and raises.
Why Vietghanistan? Because Obama beats Palin in “a hypothetical,” head-to-head presidential race in Alaska, as well as in Texas.
Why Palin would be running for president of Texas, is beyond the realm of my understanding…but not Ralph Nader’s…which of course drives MoveOn.org fucking insane. Which is pretty nutty.
As Hightower no doubt knows, it’s the status quo, stupid. And so far, the stupid status quo has cost your Homeland about 4 trillion dollars, not counting the CIA’s wars and various other shit you’ll never know about.
At least with Jim asking the unanswered question, that some of us, have been answering for quite some time now…more Homelandians will read it. They’ll forget it by Saturday, but that’s why I’m here.
Be Vigilant and send me an editor with a huge expense account.
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Los Alamos Haiku
smoke signals
over Los Alamos . . .
John Wayne is dead
Karma Tenzing Wangchuk
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Seattle Fusion Center.
Seattle Fusion Center who?
Exactly.
Seattle is just a tad bit over 100 miles from the evildoing border with Canada. The Federal Army of former Taco Bell employees turned Border Patrol, are all in Forks, Washington.
This explains how the Seattle PD is able to kill deaf while first American wood carvers..who use crosswalks and carry wood carving knives, to you know, carve wood. It does not explain how the Seattle PD was able to leave an AR-15 lying around, where any employee of the Stranger could have just walked off with it.
This does explain why the Army was spying on civilians in Olympia, but it does not explain the closing of Washington State’s tourism agency. The Obama wars on Islam, Mexicans and Evergreen College kids…do however, explain much of it.
What Bush couldn’t pronounce if his morning Pop Tart depended on it…Jay Inslee will be able to sell as a new jobs, business and education saving program, that makes no mention of Obama’s expensive wars.
The Seattle Fusion Center’s inability to protect the public from the Seattle PD, or the former Taco Bell employees of the Border Patrol in Forks? Ask Jay Inslee.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting fascism.
Interrupting fascis…knock knock.
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Serial Bachmann Killed the TSA Stars
Since I don’t have Dino Rossi to kick around anymore…I’m going to have to pick on Michele Bachmann and President Palin instead.
Yes it’s easy to confuse Iowa, John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy Jr. with say…Wasilla, or even Washington State’s own budget murderer, Tim Eyman. But there can be no mistaking Leon Panetta from Pat Robertson.
It’s also difficult for Michele to tell the difference between a Border Patrol agent and a TSA agent. The difference, Michele, is one chases Spanish speakers into rivers until they drown and the other fondles you, right before both of you get cancer from Michael Chertoff’s death inducing scanners for terrorists, freedom and cash money.
Either way…Tim Eyman is still responsible for the premature death of free parking at our state parks.
What’s next Tim? An initiative to end the expensive wars?
Hope this clears everything up for the Obama girls someday.
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The Vigilant Lens 