A Highway Runs Through It
For those of you in the ‘WA. State know’ – you know that Highway 2 runs through Leavenworth, Washington.
If God was real, she would have created Highway 2 somewhere far away from the drunken binge that is Leavenworth. Somewhere relatively sober, like Iran.
Leavenworth – it’s drunken festival of drunken retards – Iran – Highway 2 – perfection.
In related news, Iran is still more frightening than the drunken idiots in Leavenworth, and if you’ve never driven through Monroe, Washington…you might just want to go back to Leavenworth and drink some more.
Yes I took a road trip
and like freedoms gas
forgotten wars seem free.
Prost! and do bring the kids…
Vodpod videos no longer available.Manzana de La Screw You
Apples are like the never-ending wars on common sense and everything else – in that they do grow on trees.
One can barely turn off the teevee without the Patriot Act, or another occupation smacking one in the forehead.
Now you’ve also got to dodge unpicked apples, because there’s no one left to pick them.
Why are there no humans left to pick the apples? Because the humans that normally pick the apples…are now humans of the illegal kind, and no unemployed pinche jue of the teevee watching community, will be removing themselves from their couches of freedom – anytime soon. 
Translated into Teabagger/Moderate Democratic Party English – this means….if the humans who normally pick our apples stayed home to dodge the DEA’s bullets for our drugs…then we’re going to have to get Marcus Bachmann and the Border Patrol to pick them for us.
Unfortunately…Marcus is really busy curing gay men of wanting to bang Michele, and the Border Patrol is not really very busy hunting the Spanish speakers who stayed home.
Rep. Norm Dicks is powerless against Obama’s Napolitano, because Norm has many a Mujaheddin in his closet.
The bored Border Patrol – with their drones – and their tanks – and their planes – and their boats – and their guns – and their private prison pipelines – are just here to keep an eye on you couch bound, God-fearing patriots of the Teabaggery.
Manzana de la screw you? Si señor.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Some Mysterious Table
A rather large percentage of the Homeland’s decision-making processes are determined by what is left on, and or off of…some mysterious table.
If a decision is to be made about doing the actual right thing, it will inevitably end up off of the table.
Determining how to murder human kind for profit, God and glory – has never been off this table.
See the Mexican/Iranian Concoction for example. Paying Iran back for its non-involvement in the FBI’s pretend assassination of a Saudi ambassador in DC, is most definitely on the table.
Perhaps it’s time to dismantle this mysterious table that determines everything. 
We could offer Norm Abrams a $500 billion no-bid contract, to build us a better Federal-Style Game Table. Upon Norm’s table – we might then recall our pretend values and morals – that were not God-given, but man-made, so as to keep slavery and Manifest Destiny intact.
For more tabletop tomfoolery, see the CIA and its Cofer Black, Bikowsky, Casey and Richard Blee.
Seems we do indeed have some mysterious table problems.
How can I be certain?
1. The LA Times has noticed that something is “up”.
2. Juan “Obama’s Libya is Awesome” Cole – is wagging the long ago dead dog, as if we don’t recall…
At this juncture, I’m going to table my new table request of Norm Abrams…until that time that we stop camping out for new iPhone’s.
I wish us all good fucking luck with that.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Anthrax Doesn’t Grow on 53 Percent of Anything
In this the Homeland of We the Patriot Acted, many a human pretends to know that several Saudi Arabians armed with box cutters…were able to somehow defeat our glorious defenses, ruin the world economy, and then force sad Seattle digital scribes, to walk molested amongst Truther signs at Westlake Park.
Fortunately for the Seattle Weekly’s Curtis Cartier, we attacked Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, Mexico – public schools, working Homelandians and our email…in retaliation for the Army Attacking us with Anthrax.
Iran…hopefully you’ve heard of the Flock of Seagulls.
Take their advise and run far away.
The Mexican Iranian Concoction
Just the other day – the need for some fake Chinese food arose.
The restaurant was closed
Columbus Day.
Today I’m told of an Iranian/Mexican plot!
Guantanamo is still open
Borders Books are not.
The FBI saved us from themselves again!
We’re sure a little slow on the uptake.
Columbus Day Haiku
blackberries
moldy on the vine
Columbus Day
by Karma Tenzing Wangchuk
If I had a 195 dollars for every time some asshole asked us anti-war activist types – “so just what is your message?”, I’d be the richest Marxist-Communist who leaned Fascist – Anarchist/Democrat…like EVER! 
If every participant at every Occupy action across the Homeland…were to hold identically messaged signs — that were readily identifiable from at least 74 yards away — not one reporter from KOMO 4 News would ask about the thousands of WMD’s located just west — of YES! Magazine headquarters.
Question. How do you tell a Wolf Blitzer scripted story at CNN, from a Tricia Manning Smith scripted story at KOMO 4 News! in Seattle?
The answer? Erin Burnett shaves her beard.
The message, dear scripted news pusher of the Homeland…is quite clear. Agent provocateurs work for the Army, the FBI, your local PD, and the Bank of America.
For more on this see Olympia and Tacoma, Washington – the RNC of 2008 – WTO – and the Army Anthrax Attacks.
All signs are pointing to one readily identifiable message.
Those who pretend to miss that message
Are what the message is all about.
The Vigilant Lens 