Anthrax Doesn’t Grow on 53 Percent of Anything

In this the Homeland of We the Patriot Acted, many a human pretends to know that several Saudi Arabians armed with box cutters…were able to somehow defeat our glorious defenses, ruin the world economy, and then force sad Seattle digital scribes, to walk molested amongst Truther signs at Westlake Park.

Fortunately for the Seattle Weekly’s Curtis Cartier, we attacked Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, Mexico – public schools, working Homelandians and our email…in retaliation for the Army Attacking us with Anthrax.

Iran…hopefully you’ve heard of the Flock of Seagulls.
Take their advise and run far away.