Librarians Hate Your Pretend Freedom
Been offline for a couple of days, searching for a good cop in Spokane, Washington.
Like Andy Rooney probably used to say – blow it out your ass and good luck with that!
Rest well Andy.
In other news that should surprise none of us – the CIA has angry librarians, and they’re reading the Tweets and Facebook posts of the blue suited mafia in Spokane.
For more on the blue mafia, go here, then learn even more in the comment section. 
Turns out, the FBI has a few librarians of their own. These Dewey Decimal rejects are also reading your angry Tweets and Facebook’s about humans in Spokane – who dislike cops who murder janitors – because we the Patriot Acted are actually the enemy. Not Islam, not dirty cops, nor any banker – Mitchell and Jessen or the JPRA West site.
If we’re lucky – maybe another Sibel Edmonds exists amongst the ranks of those Dewey Decimal rejects?
And now, if I may, I’d also like to take this time to apologize – for every book that I’ve ever returned late – to any library I ‘ve ever visited.
Thank you. And good luck Steve Tucker. You’re screwn.
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Since no one will ever pay for Guantanamo, the Patriot Act, the Army Anthrax Attacks, the world wars on everything and or Jamie Dimon…we might as well just fuck with Lindsay Lohan.
Lock her ass up! – Probation violation! – 30 days!
What’s a drone? And why do the Pakistani children look so much like the drone free Saudi’s?
No one really knows and no one really cares.
Hey!? Do we the Patriot Acted even have a Homeland slogan?
How about a motto perchance?
Yes – The House of Representatives
and many, many a Democrat
have seen to that.
I wonder how Kim Kardashian is holding up?
Scarlett Johansson has no photo regrets
Hey – whaddya know
neither do I.
It’s kinda like we’re stuck on stupid – in 1983.
Come to think of it – I do miss Chess King!
Peanut Butter of the Elite
The Occupation of Wall Street and many other streets, parks and college campuses – has just about driven the elite and their enablers in Congress, to do something illegal.
As if.
It’s funny, because without at least two easily digestible “demands” from the occupy movement…the Homeland’s elite are again turning to Ann Coulter for help.
That my friends, tells us that you’re winning.
There are a few other noteworthy signs directing us towards Occupy’s success. The price of peanut butter being one of them.
The analysts of all things peanuttery, tell us that there is a shortage of peanuts due to the drought in the southern sector of the Homeland. This gallery of peanut analysts also wanted me to remind you – that really long droughts have happened before, but since the earth is only 6000 years old…we just don’t have enough science behind the cult to make an informed decision. Sooo just to be safe – killing all of the Muslim children of the world, is probably the best way to bring the price of peanut butter down.
Wow, and y’all thought I was nuts.
Anyway, this price cult of peanut butter and the usage of Ann Coulter, leads me to about three inevitable conclusions.
- The Democrats didn’t prosecute Bush before Obama, because Congresshumans Rockefeller, Harmon, and Pelosi, think we know too much already.
- Homeland Security knew what I was going to type out before
I did. - Sidewalks now trump free speech rights.
Digging in the dirt – below the peanuts – can sure make us dirty.
But dig we must
for if we don’t
Peter Gabriel will stop getting paid.
Although…worse things have happened.
Apples Grow on Trees
Morals, laws and the paper the constitution is ignored upon…don’t grow on trees. Apples, lazy Homelandians and Border Patrol agents… do.
Throwing money at a problem only works if you’re the problem. See the Department of Homeland Security for more.
Invading, occupying and murdering inhabitants of far off lands for their own good, only worked in South Dakota and Iraq.
Occupying and occasionally sending other than white-skinned humans to private for-profit prisons, works well for the Border Patrol, the GEO Group, Rep. Norm Dicks and the Corrections Corporation of the Homeland America. 
Obviously, the polarity in our moral compasses ‘have not been‘ reversed. The arrow that once pointed in the pretend direction of our pretend morals, is now pointing in exactly the same direction it always has. In other words, none of this is new.
The Border Patrol is now reminding us that the ghost sperm of Saddam, or bin Laden – might just attack and impregnate us with their inferior genes, if we were to say…stop allowing Border Patrol agents to break the pretend laws of our homeland.
The constitution breakers will remind us – of all of their successful captures of would-be terroristy evil doers, and in that same breath, not remind us of 9/11 or the Army Anthrax Attacks.
You do the math.
What we need are solutions. Solutions and apple pickers.
Like the WMD’s in Libya, our apples won’t pick themselves and Border Patrol agents can’t speak Pashto.
None of this shit is new.
This same old shit
is not new.
Apples grow on trees.
You do the math.
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Color Me Unprivileged – Color Me Patriot Acted
If tomorrow, we were to dress up President Obama and Karl Rove as drummers at most any Occupy location within the glorious Homeland…both would find themselves equally despised by the movement, as well as by the corporate overlord protectors.
Take the disguised Rove and Obama to most any bank in the Homeland, hand them a cell phone, or a wallet, and then just wait.
An oversimplification upon the state of the Homeland state? Perhaps, but relevant just the same. 
Sure overlap occurs. Ask Otto Zehm in Spokane about candy bars and 2 liter bottles of soda. He’d have quite a tale to tell…had his socioeconomically challenged executioner not murdered him.
Privilege usually has its privileges, but when interacting with the state of the Homeland State, it’s best to appear privileged, lest you be deemed – unprivileged.
If you find yourself being unprivileged while not white, with a name that most FBI agents consider being just this side of GITMOable, you might be Associate Professor Hasan M. Elahi. You could also be Bradley Manning…but of course, he’s not NOT white, he’s just unprivileged and GITMOable. None of which makes any sense. Which is why we’re not at “war” with Saudi Arabia.
The game is no longer about who you know, or who you blow, but how long you can get away with it.
The CIA has been getting away with it, for about as long as we’ve been waging the class wars against the unprivileged.
The Homeland’s unprivileged – are our vast caste system, of minimum wage and insurance free workers. We are not only considered untouchables, but we also make great pets.
Which is exactly why…occupy drummers Obama and Rove – would be beat down by Oakland’s finest – but the banking while holding a wallet Rove…might actually survive.
Color me unprivileged – Color me Patriot Acted
Saudi Arabia – has not yet been repatriated.
How Do You Afford Your BushBama Lifestyle?
Depending on which sector of the Homeland you live in – you’re either broke and against us, or you’re an employee of Apple and or Lockheed Martin.
I come from a long line of broke, Reagan-era government cheese eaters. While many of my contemporaries are either dead, or…not working for Lockheed Martin and or Apple.
The untimely deaths of many of my contemporary compatriots, can be traced to either legal alcohol or illegal drugs. Sometimes it was all three. Adding more than two things together was never my strong suit – but I do know that the tainted Reagan era government cheese…was a gateway dairy product.
It murdered their spirit.
But yeah sure, I’m certainly against us. Especially those of us in the dairy industry.
I afford my BushBama lifestyle by taking out high interest loans on milk, butter and cheese. The irony sucks, but I’ll never pay back those high interest government dairy loans…and neither will the too big to fails, who in fact, never intended to pay it all back.
In this sector of the Homeland – formerly known as Washington State, we are as broke as if Dino Rossi had actually won. Governor Gregoire has chosen 2 billion dollars worth of cuts, that could have been wasted on education, healthcare and or feeding hungry kids.
Why? Because the global wars on stuff, can’t be paid for by just printing up money and giving it to our pretend enemies.
Yes, Lockheed Martin, Boeing and Apple are all doing great. Drone Capitalism works like Criss Angel’s mentalist powers – it’s magic!
Apple has over 80 billion dollars in cash – just lying around the office. Lockheed Martin and Boeing have billions in profits, along with about 1.5 million lost souls in shoe boxes, that were captured during the spread-age of democracy.
You know, I was able to scrounge together some old hair, two mint condition Soundgarden t-shirts and a scratched Judas Priest cd, in about 17 minutes!
I’m no magician, and I’m certainly not a mathematician, but I do know this much…Reagan’s cheese is people.
Vodpod videos no longer available.The Silence of the Ovis aries
Scott Olsen. Remember his name.
Otto Zehm. Remember his name too.
Don’t forget John T. Williams or Alex Arredondo either. 
Remember the Army Anthrax Attacks?
Obama wants to immunize your kids
should the Army attack us again.
Patriot Acts become National Security
and Federal Lands Protection Acts.
Fort Detrick is to Bruce Ivins as Saddam was to Gaddafi.
Bin Laden is to Fort Detrick as Dick Cheney was to Gerald Ford.
You can spell it Gaddafi, Kadafi or Qaddafi.
It doesn’t matter…Colin Powell knew.
Throw a case of plasticine down
Baby I can immolate
The Ovis aries sure are quiet.
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The Vigilant Lens 