How Do You Afford Your BushBama Lifestyle?
Depending on which sector of the Homeland you live in – you’re either broke and against us, or you’re an employee of Apple and or Lockheed Martin.
I come from a long line of broke, Reagan-era government cheese eaters. While many of my contemporaries are either dead, or…not working for Lockheed Martin and or Apple.
The untimely deaths of many of my contemporary compatriots, can be traced to either legal alcohol or illegal drugs. Sometimes it was all three. Adding more than two things together was never my strong suit – but I do know that the tainted Reagan era government cheese…was a gateway dairy product.
It murdered their spirit.
But yeah sure, I’m certainly against us. Especially those of us in the dairy industry.
I afford my BushBama lifestyle by taking out high interest loans on milk, butter and cheese. The irony sucks, but I’ll never pay back those high interest government dairy loans…and neither will the too big to fails, who in fact, never intended to pay it all back.
In this sector of the Homeland – formerly known as Washington State, we are as broke as if Dino Rossi had actually won. Governor Gregoire has chosen 2 billion dollars worth of cuts, that could have been wasted on education, healthcare and or feeding hungry kids.
Why? Because the global wars on stuff, can’t be paid for by just printing up money and giving it to our pretend enemies.
Yes, Lockheed Martin, Boeing and Apple are all doing great. Drone Capitalism works like Criss Angel’s mentalist powers – it’s magic!
Apple has over 80 billion dollars in cash – just lying around the office. Lockheed Martin and Boeing have billions in profits, along with about 1.5 million lost souls in shoe boxes, that were captured during the spread-age of democracy.
You know, I was able to scrounge together some old hair, two mint condition Soundgarden t-shirts and a scratched Judas Priest cd, in about 17 minutes!
I’m no magician, and I’m certainly not a mathematician, but I do know this much…Reagan’s cheese is people.Vodpod videos no longer available.