The Wolves Will Pay for Their Insolence
Why aren’t the Teabangers out in the streets protesting Obama’s Bush-era policies?
Why aren’t the progressives out in the streets counter-protesting the Teabangers
protesting of Obama’s Bush-era policies?
Evidently you can answer a question with a question.
Why aren’t the progressive Valerie Plame supporters from the Bush-era of criminality…occupying the Department of Justice, until Bradley Manning and Julian Assange are as free as Donald Rumsfeld?
Why aren’t Teabangers protesting Bill McIrvine?
Bill is after all, a radical government welfare queen that depends on Obama’s handouts to survive.
the reasons for many things are everywhere
the answers to much of the reasons for things
can be found in the NFL referee kerfuffle
Cody — be still.
Free Wine and Bruce Dern’s False Daughter
having recently sipped free wine with Bruce Dern
i think I understand now why John Wayne’s teeth
were made from plastic
and not from steel
it’s not that I don’t pay reverence to Bruce’s decades of hard work
it’s that I enjoyed the work of his daughter
all that much more
upon the realization that Juliette wasn’t Bruce’s daughter
i was then able to connect the dots with…
our penchant for killing 16-year-old Americans in Yemen
with feeding our kids
the Homeland’s school lunch
having recently sipped free wine with Bruce Dern
i’m still not able to forgive Bruce for his false daughter
Serendipity is Easy
Surprise!
Charter schools teach us that the profit from Obama’s never-ending Bush wars — are not quite as wholesome as the profits made during Bush’s Obama-like wars. Yet many remain confident, that Bush’s policies were horrific — while Obama’s are Dr. King-like.
That sure is a pleasing surprise!
There’s apartheid in Palestine — there’s apartheid in L.A. — I’m not certain that Dr. King would be surprised, but I’m sure there’s a Whole Foods near you.
Cops are no longer drunken retards with emotional issues, they’re just more special than us.
Que supresa!?
It’s difficult for us to tell the difference between the conservative wars against the uterus, from the liberal wars against everything else. This is why we have the media.
I wish you a surprising good fucking luck with that.
Searching for surprising things that accidentally please us is easy.
Dealing with reality, isn’t as pleasing as pretending to stumble upon a desirable surprise.
This is why there are journalism schools…
Guantanamo is still open?
Well gosh I’m a little surprised by that.
BofA Math
Yeah — it’s not
According to my Vigilant sources at CNN, Twitter and the Seattle PI — Mitt Romney is either an idiot birfer mouthpiece for the Koch Brothers, or — the 112,000 commenters on the breathless Romney article by AOL’s/Huffington’s Post…have never heard of 47% of our wars for Northrop Grumman.
And that percentage is based on Bank of America’s math.
The lesser of two evils doesn’t really exist.
Our inability to embrace something other than evil — never actually existed either.
Same Old Same is New
There might be Sharia law in Oklahoma
There could be war crimes in Syria
Diet soda makes you fat
Slow-witted
Then dead
Never trust a man dressed as a Boy Scout
Never trust a Boy Scout dressed as a man
Empire needs us to drink diet soda
I bet there’s a merit badge requirement for that
With empire comes no prison for Bush
Diet soda-Guantanamo
Bagram phatt
Slow-witted
Then dead
Microsoft Key-Echelon lives on Marrowstone Island
The empire’s diet soda
Fat
Slow-witted
Go shop at Cabella’s
Diet soda is a Homeland health food
Libya is located just north of Cuba
Cuba is located way left of Oklahoma
Fat, slow-witted, then dead
We could use a better merit badge than that
This Just In!
Most people don’t like Dick Cheney’s foreign policy as it reigns down upon them
Cheney’s foreign policy is not all that different from the current one
Best keep an eye out for “muslin fabrics” in Chelan
Or Emma Watson’s side boob in Huffington
it’s the least that we will do
Little Despots
President Obama has his hands full with blowback today — but the winds of change don’t blow from within, they suck from without.
Evidently, we’re the only humans on the planet that will take almost anything lying down — and then thank Dow for the Monsanto’d corn — while we’re prone on the ground.
‘Prone’ and useless: “thank you liberal Norm Dicks! May I have another!”…
As Obama threatens Egypt with what we did to Iraq, Yemen, Libya, Vietghanistan, Pakistan, Mexico…Syria, Somalia, Guatamala, Chile, Detroit, Oklahoma, Port Angeles…Palestine, your foreclosed house, the Columbia River, wind farms, Cuba…the Lakota, Puget Sound life, education, health care, VHS, Dan Rather, Steven Hatfill, school lunches, Kurt Cobain, trees, wolves, Arsenio Hall and the Inland Northwest…it will come as no surprise to everyone but us — that Lockheed Martin and Boeing — see very little difference between “their despots” — from the ones in Congress, the White House…or us.
A smart man should have once said: “Our corporate despots are made out of ticky-tacky. It’s she who brings that to our attention, that will save us from our inability to correctly spell Wensday.”
Little despots all the same.
The Vigilant Lens 