Same Old Same is New

There might be Sharia law in Oklahoma
There could be war crimes in Syria
Diet soda makes you fat
Slow-witted
Then dead

Never trust a man dressed as a Boy Scout
Never trust a Boy Scout dressed as a man
Empire needs us to drink diet soda
I bet there’s a merit badge requirement for that

With empire comes no prison for Bush
Diet soda-Guantanamo
Bagram phatt
Slow-witted
Then dead

Microsoft Key-Echelon lives on Marrowstone Island
The empire’s diet soda
Fat
Slow-witted
Go shop at Cabella’s

Diet soda is a Homeland health food
Libya is located just north of Cuba
Cuba is located way left of Oklahoma

Fat, slow-witted, then dead
We could use a better merit badge than that