Why Marijuana and Iran Can’t Advertise on Your NFL
The CIA’s sorta pudgy – Mujahideen
Why aren’t marijuana and Iran advertising with The NFL?
Marijuana doesn’t care about unions…
Iran has money and a CIA marketing problem…
I think Rick Steves’ has the answer…
oooooh — too bad so sad
Mitten’s just conveniently cancelled PBS
Marijuana can’t advertise on your NFL
because Anheuser-Busch/InBev have that profit funnel
funneling the profits in.
Iran can’t advertise on your NFL
because Rep. Norm Dicks and the Democrats also have that profit funnel
funneling the profits in.
Rhetorical questions sure are fun! But they’re also lacking in profit.
Ask no more
why marijuana and Iran can’t advertise on your NFL.
Lucky Because
someone once said that Reagan and Bush #1 were lucky
lucky because
the democrats who investigate impeachable crimes
never find any
ever
lucky because
it doesn’t matter if they control both Houses
lucky because
it also doesn’t matter when they don’t
lucky because
lucky because
lucky really
isn’t
dumb luck
The McKenna Asotin Tapes
As if all 17 of ‘Warshington’ State’s free-thinking humans weren’t already ignoring the Boeing and Bank of America presidential candidates…now they’ve got to redouble their efforts to ignore ‘Warshington’ State’s GOP candidate — for having taken over where Dino Rossi lost repeatedly.
Why? It’s not because Rob’s a great “Kangnam” Styler, it’s because as all 17 of those party-free thinkers in ‘Warshington’ State know…Jay Inslee won’t admit to why not voting with Rep. Norm Dicks just
isn’t enough.
You could ask Norm about any of this, but you’d only get no response back…in the form of the Border Patrol’s Fiefdom in Port Angeles.
It’s like wars are as free as our misspelled phreedums.
I’m not sure who to vote for in this pretend election cycle, but at Vigilant press time, it’s a tossup between writing in Tim Eyman — or Clint Didier. Why? Why the fuck not.
Now sit back and enjoy the GOP candidate for ‘Warshington’ State’s Governor, as he “Kangnam’s” his way to more news-like coverage.
But do be careful if you’re a gay Teabanger Party member anywhere near Asotin County…Rob’s not wearing any protection. Which leads us to the irony in all of this — that will be lost on most of us.
Brain Cells Activate!
Remember when NBA games were rigged because Jordan couldn’t not travel?
Remember when al Qaeda attacked us with Saudi Arabia so that we could retaliate against AfPakistan, Iraq, Detroit, Yemen, Libya and Mexico?
Remember when Canada attacked the Homeland via the Columbia River with tons of mercury?
How about the arsenic and cadmium?
The sulfuric acid?
For over 100 years?
It’s a good thing for Teck Resources that we The Patriot Acted…haven’t the slightest idea where Canada is even located on most maps. Because if we could locate Canada, Iran would pay for Teck Resources having floated its devastation down upon us. Kind of like how Vietnam had to pay for what Hanford and the Army did to us too.
On the bright side of life — at least al Qaeda and those illegal humans who pick our organic salads…haven’t yet figured out how to build smelters upstream from us.
On the less bright side of life, instead of hunting Canadian smelters, the Border Patrol is still actively hunting the Spanish Speakers…who have now figured out how to harvest Halliburton’s Afghan heroin against us.
Remember when NBA games were rigged because Jordan couldn’t not travel?
Somewhat Deep Homelandian Thoughts
when you can be arrested on your own property for trespassing
you’re either trying to stop an oil corporation
or you’re in Texas
or both
Act the Patriot
Uniting and Strengthening America
by Providing Appropriate
Tools Required
to Intercept and Obstruct
Terrorism Act
It’s The USA Patriot Act!
But still the Army had already attacked St. Louis
Go ahead now – debate
Stream of Semi-Conscientiousness
Despicable Me
Here in the free world — most of our days are spent fearing imaginary enemies — while our neighbors and Bank of America rob from us until we find ourselves blind.
Here in the free world — we know that strong unions will eventually lead us to the slippery slope — that will always slide us down into the deepest pits of Marxist tomfoolery…affordable dental care and something called a retirement? Some say at the bottom of this pit of 8 hour work days and paid vacations — lies the mattress of Socialist handouts…where the bedding and blankets are as free as the condoms and lunch.
streams of consciousness are cool — but being semi-conscientious is where we’re at
Of course, and as if by chance — some unexpected strong union-free labor were to ever adversely affect our Sunday, or God forbid Monday evening football…Yemen and Michoacán will have to pay.
streams of consciousness are cool — but being semi-conscientious is where we’re at
Our known free world is called the Homeland — where the Border Patrol stays ‘vigilant‘ against our freedoms — while your neighbor and Bank of America…rob you in broad daylight until you’re blind.
After eleven years of war for Boeing and whatever Blackwater-Xe is now called, at least a few hipster youth have noticed that something isn’t quite right. Sure tribal ramen noodle tattoos are awesome!
streams of consciousness are cool — but voting for Boeing and Blackwater/Xe — gives the alt writer something to say
here in the free world — telling us what we already know is a crime
ramen tattoos and streams of consciousness are highly sought after
private prisons can’t be filled without your help
The Vigilant Lens 