Why Marijuana and Iran Can’t Advertise on Your NFL

The CIA’s sorta pudgy – Mujahideen

Why aren’t marijuana and Iran advertising with The NFL?
Marijuana doesn’t care about unions…
Iran has money and a CIA marketing problem…
I think Rick Steves’ has the answer…
oooooh — too bad so sad
Mitten’s just conveniently cancelled PBS

Marijuana can’t advertise on your NFL
because Anheuser-Busch/InBev have that profit funnel
funneling the profits in.

Iran can’t advertise on your NFL
because Rep. Norm Dicks and the Democrats also have that profit funnel
funneling the profits in.

Rhetorical questions sure are fun! But they’re also lacking in profit.

Ask no more
why marijuana and Iran can’t advertise on your NFL.