Heartland Institute “Tim Eymans” Wenatchee

Dan Miller of the Tobacco Institute of Lies and Huge Payola, Heartland Institute, wrote a poor confused soul in Wenatchee to set him straight about Global Warming. Read it here. Dan used to work for the Chicago Sun-Times. Dan is one of those “journalists” who has been peddling propaganda for a long time.
Dan, can I call you Dan? What in Gods cooling planet are you doing reading the Wenatchee World? If trying to direct poor Wenatcheeist’s to your institutes stupid theories is all you have left, wow. Propaganda’s failing you Danny…
Some words of wisdom Dan. Words spoken by the President of Shell Oil, John Hofmeister at a recent event in ubur-liberal Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. “As far as Shell is concerned, the debate over global warming is over – arguing only delays the inevitable and increases its cost.” Time to send Shell Oil a Tim Eyman email, eh Dan?
For the confused citizens of Wenatchee, read about Dan and his Heartland Institute, here and one more here. Enjoy…..and be kind to your yoga instructor.
Unusual Waterborne Behavior

Last summer Washington State Ferries released photos of two humans who were accused of unusual behavior on a ferry. Seattle newspapers “wrestled” with their journalistic moral compasses, law enforcement went to terrorist alert mauve, ferry workers snapped photos and The FBI investigated.
Fortunately for the Homeland, they were just brown skinned consultants. More than likely, they were brown skinned French consultants, consulting for Northrop Grumman. Mystery solved.
Rest easy America.
Operation Drunk White Guy

Began yesterday. Pot bellied drunk white guys in boats across the nation, have begun securing the homelands waterways. No word yet from the glorious Director of Homeland Security on how many terrorists were snatched, detected and or run over and drowned.
In local waters, from Port Angeles to Olympia, boat loads full of terrorist watchin white guys, have deployed in dinghies, fishing boats and million dollar pleasure craft. While no terrorists have been caught locally, sales of Rainier Beer and Hustler Magazines are reportedly, “through the roof”.
Very Busy May Day 2008

Seattle Longshore Local 19? They say end the war. They mean what they say. So they did something about it. Check out some photos and “words”, here.
I wonder if Tim Eyman marched on May Day? Nope! Still begging for money.
Patty Murray? May Day? Another Nada. She is Bringing home the bacon for struggling asparagus farmers.
War Congressman Norm Dicks? Very busy little Representative. He supported the Longshoremen and Immigrants by threating France and Alabama. Then he found the internal fortitude, to post a very helpful timetable for the arrival of the fabulous Bush “stimulus” checks. Check it out!
Pretty clear what some folks priorities are.
ILWU to Bush

You are done…
The ILWU shut down Seattle cargo operations yesterday. The ILWU shut down the entire West Coast yesterday. These Americans have had enough of the Bush Wars. These Longshoremen did more in one day, than the entire Democratic Congress has been able to pull out of their collective asses…. in two years.
To Norm, Patty and the rest of the Washington State delegation, I give you a heartfelt fuck you.
To the ILWU and several other unions, well done…and thank you.
Longview Longshoremen Unload “Hot Sand”

Hot sand? Sun baked near Moses Lake perhaps? No this is some very special hot sand, sun baked in Kuwait. 6700 tons of it contaminated with depleted uranium and lead, shipped to and then unloaded at the Port of Longview.
American Ecology in Idaho will be the proud new owner of the sand we are not supposed to fear. The disposal company and the Army say this sand is so safe, they just might “lose” some of it on the way to Idaho. Maybe spread it out along the way, or dump a bunch of it in Tri-Cities. Good thing they’re used to hot sand over there…
Attention Pork-Filled Democrats

End the war now.
This message is brought to you by the International Longshore and Warehouse Union. The ILWU will be closing down the West Coast tomorrow. Nothing in nothing out. Why? I think you all know why.
The Democrats are now as guilty as any Republican Bushbot. The Longshore Union is taking a stand. How about you Seattle office worker? Not getting your tips Starbucks coffee maker? Shut it down. Postal Workers Union? You bet! Teamsters what say you?
What about you Washington State Ferry worker? Will you take a two or three hour lunch break tomorrow? Will you shut the boats down, Puget Sound wide? Powerful message IBU.
City of Seattle workers, Police, Fire, hell even Metro. Send a message… Send it to the cowardly Democrats. Send it to the lapel pin patriots. Send it to management, but above all, just send it.
An injury to one is an injury to all.
