Unusual Waterborne Behavior

Last summer Washington State Ferries released photos of two humans who were accused of unusual behavior on a ferry. Seattle newspapers “wrestled” with their journalistic moral compasses, law enforcement went to terrorist alert mauve, ferry workers snapped photos and The FBI investigated.

Fortunately for the Homeland, they were just brown skinned consultants. More than likely, they were brown skinned French consultants, consulting for Northrop Grumman. Mystery solved.

Rest easy America.