How Dino Rossi Almost Won
The old fashioned way, he cheated.
I suppose he did get some help from a few non-dead humans. Louise Moffatt of East Wenatchee Washington, has to be one of those humans. She is a concerned Christian. A Christian so consumed with fear and ignorance, she wrote a letter. A letter that explains how Dino almost won. A letter that explains how Bush may have been elected, twice.
Read the letter that Louise wrote here. It’s the second from the top. Yes, she fears Yoga.
Unhappy with events of the last several years? Dismayed that Dino is running again? Re-read Louise’s letter. Do not fear Yoga, fear Dino and buy Yakima apples from now on.
Spokane Releases Tony
Tony Snow has escaped left Spokane after a brief visit to Sacred Heart Hospital. Anonymous hospital sources (janitor) said Mr. Snow apparently had a bad case of the “guilt’s” from years of just making shit up and then reporting it as news.
Mr. Snow was to have given a lecture at Eastern Washington University on fascism and the role that media plays in keeping folks in Cheney, “distracted”.
Dr. Rodolfo Arevalo, the president of EWU was possibly quoted as saying, “Whew, I’m glad Tony is OK and all….but ay dios mio, that guy is El Cucuy!”
Earth to Patty
Senator Patty Murray is outraged and skeptical. Apparently she just realized the Veterans Administration has been, wait for it…..less than truthful. This time around the VA had maintained that less than 800 veterans commit suicide per year. Turns out, that number is more like 12,000. Read about it here.
Welcome to the ranks of the outraged Patty. What took you so long?
Tim Eyman…Lives!
Tim had been avoiding the spotlight of fame for several days, it must have been eating him alive. The loneliness, the fear of being forgotten. Sitting near boxes of unsold watches reminds Tim of why he does what he does.
Tim must have spent two sleepless nights searching Google for Tim. Tim can only self search for so long.
Which brings us to a fine editorial written by Tim, about Tim in the Times today. This editorial should adequately refresh most search engines with news of…..Tim.
Staying true to form, Tim wrote a really long one. I tried Tim, but I barely made it through the first sentence.
If you are up late, try reading it. I dare you! The glorious link to Tim.
Congressman Loses Mind!
In what can only be described as purely shocking behavior from a Congressman, watch as Rep. Robert Wexler asks FBI Director Mueller……an actual question that could actually be about something actually really important.
Are you paying attention Darcy? I’d ask Norm but, well, why fucking bother. Norm has real business to attend to. Like his #1 priority, Russell Investments of Tacoma. Thanks Norm!
(Rep. Nadler pictured above, mind intact)
Spokane, Snow and Broken Glass
Tony Snow had to cancel today’s scheduled appearance at Eastern Washington University. He was hospitalized in Spokane after he fell ill.
“Speculation” has it that Tony has multiple gruesome wounds on his feet after “walking over broken glass”, for his good friend Bill O’ Reilly. Under heavy sedation, Tony remarked that Scooter Libby’s commuted sentence was political and he also thought that we were all going to love the FEMA camps when they open.
Hey good luck at CNN, Tony.
Like a Port Townsend Ferry
Or what do you call the environment in the Puget Sound region? How about worn out and close to a catastrophic sinking! Some interesting reading from Sunday in the slightly right of center Seattle Times. Happy Earth Day!
