Rossi the Crying Indian
The BIAW and their Dino Rossi are in deep shit. Gregoire’s hiring freeze, fantastical traffic solutions, and promises of a return to Republican GOP glory in Olympia, has not translated into… much of anything.
Tough times Dino. Maybe you and Norm Dicks should team up and become the duo of change?
OK, Norm wouldn’t be caught dead with you…so I guess you had no other choice Dino. You had to go Native on our asses.
You can follow Dino’s transformation over at The Postman on Politics blog. Click here, if you so desire. Or just watch this short clip I found on Dino’s new gimmick. You fuckers at the BIAW are hilarious!
Don’t get me wrong, my Grandfather was Huron and we kicked some white ass back in the day…but you’ve just lost most, if not all of Dino’s white trash vote. Way to go guy’s! I’d start that search for another “partisan” Chelan County judge…right away!
I bid you….atra’ skwizu’ di….you’ll need it.
Facts meet Dicks
Dicks hate facts. In “fact”, Norm Dicks is the prophylactic agent of facts. The condom against truth.
Norm is afraid to debate, afraid of women in pink and fears his own record. With a 40 year history of duplicity, Norm is the poster child of what’s wrong with American politics.
40 years in DC. Not a good selling point.
A few facts that the condom against truth, will not be sharing with you.
- Norm is to Boeing what Dino is to BIAW.
- Norm does not know what an impeachable offense is.
- Norm agrees with torture.
- Norm has not met a Bush Administration, Constitution fucking vote, that he wont support.
- Patriot Acts I and II, Habeus Corpus, The “Thought Crimes Bill”, FISA…? Norm says aye!
- Secret CIA wars, missiles, guns and cash to Afghan Holy Warriors now known as the Taliban? Osama bin Laden, dead U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia, Kenya, Tanzania, and the USS Cole? Iraq and back in Afghanistan, 9/11? Norm says, sure OK.
Thanks for all you’ve done to us Norm. Next time you go fishing with your retired trooper friends, remind them of the death, carnage and corporate profit that you are responsible for.
A vote for Norm? Pretty fucking expensive.
(Thanks to 143tbone for the footage)
Sex Lies and Coffee
In a shocking report from ABC News!, John Edwards has admitted to fucking someone other than his wife. Lied about it, then nailed her again.
Lets move on to shocking news not reported by ABC News! or Brian Ross.
- Anthrax liars? Here, here and here.
- Prosecute Bush for murder?
- Prosecute Bush and his entire Administration?
- Secret Torture Prisons? Sure what the hell. Here, more here and also here.
- CIA and Bush, liars and traitors? Here, here and the best one, here.
But enough of this depressing shit and too many links! I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Two cups of good, hot, black coffee….
Horse Whisperer
Dino Rossi spoke to the white folks in Lewis County yesterday. Dino stood in the dirt, spewed accusations and dodged horse shit from inside a horse barn in Silver Creek. Very appropriate.
Today Dino is searching for a new campaign team.
For you smarter folks that skipped the above link of Dino’s BIAW talking points, your reward….the real RUSH. Enjoy….
Want Pelosi Out?
Do you live in San Francisco? Great, then do something!
Go here and help Cindy. You’ll be glad you did.
Freedom. Brought to you by Rep. Judy Warnick…
Division of Homeland Security
And…the Homelands deepest gene pool of freedom fighters, the Minutemen.
State Rep. Judy Warnick from Moses Hole, met yesterday with the Washington State Chapter of Minutemen in Liberty, Washington. You’re Vigilant Lens homework for today, go find Liberty Washington.
According to the reporter from the Daily Record that was assigned to this shit detail (usually referred to as an intern assignment,) Rep. Warnick was excited to learn more about the groups view on brown people. Judy also said that Liberty was the most important part of her district.
Judy unfortunately goes on to say much more. Things like, she was there to learn more about immigration….from the Minutemen. I’ll just stop there.
Go read the interns article, here. Then be sure to check out the video of Judy’s fun filled day in Liberty, just below.
Geeks Ruin the Entire Fascist Plan
Frickin Dorks!
Those smart humans at MIT went and ruined Cheney’s entire Energy Task Force plan. What the hell guy’s? Dick, Andrew Lundquist and George Nethercutt are fuckin pissed.
What did these geeks do to deserve the “mal de ojo?” They’ve gone and perfected solar power.
Read about here. You smart guy’s want to really impress us? Make it happen this winter.
Oh, and maybe you could help me out with some web design?
