46 Breast Salute to Ken Schram
Hopefully John Carlson’s pretend liberal sidekick on KVI “I hate America radio”, was no where near Everett yesterday. For there were women, many women, with semi bared breast, breastfeeding their children. The horror!
For those of you in the dark about Ken and his inability to separate breastfeeding from sex, go read this.
Cheers to the smart moms and their babies!
Ken? Hopefully you’re receiving some therapy and tell John Carlson to bulk up on his protein. I don’t think John will last long in Obama’s internment camps for the Bush Junta supporters.
Booze! WSU! Party!
I knew someone in Pullman would find out about The Daily Evergreens strange slant to the left. It appears that to combat the papers new, relatively sane point of view on life, the powers that be have taken action.
To combat any left wing messages being broadcast from the school paper, hard liquor sales are coming soon to the student union building, golf course and before football games.
Mike Price and I, can never thank you enough.
Flash Mob!
Today we meet at the corner of Pine and Pike Place, at 1442 hours. When the whistle blows, start bahing like slow witted, Walmart shopping sheep, blindly walking the isles, buying any propaganda shoved in our faces. At quite a reasonable price, I’ll give you that.
A Flash Mob of sheep. This mob will pay homage to our stupidity and our complicity.
I am poised to direct your attention towards a link. If you are one of those humans wanting to save a Starbucks? Don’t bother. If you have ever found yourself supporting the troops by going to the Cabela’s in Lacey? Don’t fucking bother. If you have recently written an article on 61 things learned at the Sonics trial? Please move to Portland.
The rest of you? Go to this article by Glenn Greenwald. Read it slowly. Let it get past your built in filters. Question no more, why impeachment is off the table.
Then as everyone in control of your life expects you to do…go by some socks at Costco.
Quaking in their Depends
Or quivering in their diapers. This is what one man does to everyone on both sides of the pretend, political isle. From Bush the idiot on down to the lowest aide on Norm Dicks staff. (I said Dicks staff)
This one man is in a pretend prison right now. Not really for his crimes, but for his own protection.
Jack Abramoff is the most feared man on the planet. And number one on many a hit list. If you think poor old, diaper wearing Senator Stevens is just an anomaly….I’ve got a set of diapers for you to try on.
Read more about Jack and friends by Bill Moyers, right here.
And remember, “Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of the government.”
—Pierre-Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)
Why the DOJ had to Indict
Turns out Senator Stevens was not indicted for remodeling his shitty old house. It was the cows.
The DOJ could care less about corporations like Alutiiq, that subcontract work to corporations like The GEO Group, which in turn allows the GEO Group (Wackenhut), to get no bid contracts from the Department of Defense, as well as the Department of the Glorious Homeland Security. Do you know what the GEO Group does? Ask Tacoma.
Search GEO Group, Alutiiq, prisons and such…hell, throw in Sen. Stevens just for fun….and stop getting your “news” from those who make it up.
I digress…what follows is some super duper secret FBI footage from Alaska. It’s no wonder the FBI and the DOJ had to act! The GEO Group? What about the cows America!
Mood Enhancing News
I often get asked, “why so serious?”, or “lighten up a bit, hair farmer.” Indeed…
So for all you gabachos out there who still sport a crew cut and sing along to some fucked up, Toby “The Cracker” Keith song… I give you some fantastic mood enhancing news.
Cheech and Chong are finally reuniting! Break out the bongs you pinche puto pendejo baboso!
Disfrutar!
Can You Get Metamucil in Prison?
An answer to that question might be in order, for the really less than honorable, Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska. Another old, white and dirty politician, is getting what he deserves. A good old fashioned public indictment.
What should we expect from this? Probably nothing. But from the small sliver of a silver lining department, we do get this….someone in the Justice Department may have actually done their fucking job.
Small miracles, eh?
