Odd Spokane Behavior
I guess something is up in Spokane. Evidently, naked guys have been shitting in peoples yards, on a semi frequent basis. The Spokane PD says it must be a batch of bad drugs. I say, have you never been to Hillyard?
But to cut Spokane’s finest a little slack, the city does appear to be in the midst of an anomaly. In yesterdays Top 2 Primary, Spokane County sent an ugly message to Dino Rossi and the BIAW. Spokane voted for Governor Gregoire. Sure Dino took counties like Kittitas, Klickitat and Lewis…thank God, eh Dino?
Look for the new Rossi/BIAW billboards to pop up any day, proclaiming Spokane as enemy #2. Right behind Seattle and The Stranger.
Good work Spokane, I’m proud of you.
Rossi McSame Bush
Fun to say and proof that you really get what you pay for…..two cowards and a cheap drunk. A Tlingit, a wife cheater and a delusional embarrassment? Bah. Either way, who cares. We have important issues that need our undivided attention.
Like women’s volleyball from the Olympics.
Hope you all voted, more than once.
Speaking of Mary Jane..
I went to the desert, I inhaled and hung out with Tom Petty and several thousand others. Good times..
Obama VP Rick Steves, “don’t bogart it man!”
Rick is going to be the coolest Vice President, like…fucking ever! Check out Rick stokin the crowd at last years Hempfest, right here.
I was the first to break the news on Rick Steves as VP, some time ago. You can read up on that historic post, here. For more Rick Steves adventures, go here and here. Self linking is cool.
Good times are just around the corner. Insert your own snack food joke….here.
Knew News
Since Dino is laying low…I thought some mind numbing news links, might be in order.
It may not be knew news, but once you’ve read it, you’ll know. Or knew? Alright, I just enjoy using a silent K.
- Your copy of Maria Full of Grace not arrived from Netflix? Here’s why.
- Good “Knews” Seattle! A CNN news bureau is on it’s way. Look for Dan Savage to “poke” fun at this.
- Musharraf will resign, preempting impeachment. If only…
- Hot Baristas and pasties. Fuck you Belfair!
- A bridge to nowhere. Screw Baird Vancouver, call Norm. He gets pork done.
- Other peoples pussy, my shout out to PDX town.
Who’s down with OPP?
Hasta!
Why You Should Fear the BIAW
And their Dino.
Todays must read words of stupidity comes with an added bonus. First, it’s entertaining to get an unfiltered look into the mind of a rabid Rossi/BIAW supporter. Second, we get a chilling, unfiltered look into the mind of a rabid Dino and BIAW supporter.
Follow me on over to The Seattle PI’s Big Blog. Check out the first comment on the article. But do it quick! Before it vanishes. The Rossi supporter, link of chilling truth, can be witnessed here.
Dino thanks you for your support, Fucktard.
Be sure to read the article as well….Chief Kerlikowske has a whole host of problems to deal with.
Rossi’s Hells Angels
Seattle Chief of Police Gil Kerlikowske must be one pissed off Chief. Apparently, he has no control over his officers. One day you have wannabe biker cops shooting up Sturgis, the next… they are dragging a wimpy cameraman of the Democratic Party persuasion, out of yet another stupid Dino function.
Chief Kerlikowske, get a fucking grip on your department huh? Perhaps some intensive training in the time honored technique we used to use in my day? It was called common fucking sense. Asking too much? Well then, try this….during the next round of Defensive Tactics classes, hire a better Verbal Judo instructor. You’ve been around long enough to know that, that shit works….Gil.
Dino? I’ve got no constructive criticism for ya. Other than go sell a condo, my tribal brother.
