Your Party Sucks Dino
Dino Rossi and his Republican party have just run out of beer. The keg is empty, the spodi is gone. The Bulldog Tavern has been torn down….Dino is fighting subpoenas. Palin will soon be fighting impeachment. McCain is fighting coherency, while sane Americans are left to spend the next several decades….attempting to fix the damage done.
Thanks Dino. Nice party.
Highly Skilled and Highly Trained
Highly Trained Agent
Highly skilled and highly trained. This is the level of competence we are told to expect from our Border Patrol agents, who protect us from terror creating terrorists and Mexicans.
Guess what happens when highly skilled and highly trained agents, use their skills to perform super secret surveillance on Americans? Americans who were in Port Angeles to protest the checkpoints on the Olympic Peninsula. They throw it on Youtube and make fun of them!
The above stupid video, was shot and edited by a Border Patrol agent, from inside the white government van pictured in this post. The addition of the hot, shirtless dancing guy in the video? Well, lets just say that repressed sexual desires, are the least of this agent’s problems. This agent will now have to explain, how placing his super secret surveillance video on Youtube, helps protect the homeland. This is what highly skilled and highly trained agents look like? This is what the front lines in the war on terror…and Mexicans, looks like?
I’m afraid so. This video and the coward that shot it, are yet more examples of how far we have fallen. This is what you get when all common sense is gone.
You get Homeland Security. You get Dino Rossi and Sarah Palin. You get juvenile little pricks in green pants, illegally taking “surveillance video” of Americans….being Americans. You also get a push to hire thousands of unqualified people to be agents. See above video.
Super Secret Youtube Surveillance
So I leave you Commissioner Basham, agents Aguilar, Bates and Giuliano, with a question or two. Why do you hate America? Also, what size jumpsuits will you be needing for your incarcerations?
A Fleeing Highly Trained Agent
We Live in a Coen Brothers Film
How else do you explain these “quirky” times we live in?
And what the fuck is next? Sarah Palin grinds up a life size caricature of President Obama in a wood chipper? The First Dude and baby Trig appear on stage in black face?
Anyway, I’ve stumbled across some NSA video of Todd Palin and his buddy Mark Chryson. Prepare yourselves. It appears that they went and left poor baby Trig on top of a car….
You know, at this point….getting rid of Alaska? Not such a bad idea.
The Party of Dino Rossi
Sweet Sarah Palin’s Jesus…It’s true. The mercury in fillings and vaccinations has really fucked some humans up. Wow…
Once again…nice party you belong to, Dino.
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Eating Cats and Blowing Smoke
One, is a slightly disconcerting festival of feline gastronomical delights. The other? That would be what a patronizing, wrap oneself in the flag, propaganda spewing arm of the Bush nightmare does…..to PDN reporters and their readers. Lets dig in!
Cat eating? Not so cool here, but in Peru…delicious. Militarized government agencies tasked with protecting the homeland? Agencies using fear of terrorist attacks to erode citizens rights? This happened in Peru with their Glorious National Intelligence Service, or SIN. How about here? Well, it used to be not so cool. We now have citizen nationality tests, being administered at mandatory checkpoints by the Border Patrol. Who are of course, a subsidiary of our Glorious Homeland Security. Or GHS….
What in the hell is my point? Well confused citizens, the only thing separating us from Peru and their dark days…..is a cat eating festival in Port Angeles.
For more Homeland propaganda spewage via the Peninsula Daily News…look here. See if you can smell the smoke being blown up reporter Jim Casey’s ass.
Skip the Debate
You already know what will be said.
Instead, join with me in a refreshing look at someone who could bring real change to our country. Someone we can relate to, cry and laugh with. Someone who could lead circles around McCracist and what’s her name….. enjoy.
7 Reasons to Drink More
Hey we made it to Monday! Small miracles…
OK, today we look at 7 reasons to drink more of your favorite beverages that contain alcohol. If you live near Tenino, just insert “drug of choice” for alcohol.
- #1. My steady stream of visitors from the Acronyms of Fascism are very flattering. But I begin to worry, when the GS-5 types at the Offices of the Glorious Homeland Security, start searching this blog for posts with the “tag”…Fascism. A Vigilant Lens hint for you DHS goobers…you are following the illegal orders of the fascist regime. Now go eat lunch.
- #2. In related Homeland Securing news, they will now be spying on you…with satellites.
- #3. More cool violations of our rights news. I’ll drink to that!
- #4. Wow. You mean 700 Billion will not be enough? That like really sucks dude.
- #5. What the hell? You mean we are not in a Mortgage crisis? Credit crisis? No? Oh shit. Pass the Corazon.
- #6. So, the Afghan invasion cannot be won? Oh come on. This is only news to my friends in Tenino, Pe Ell and Castle Rock.
- #7. Keating 5, Keating 5 and the Keating 5. We’ve been here with McCain before, sheeple.
Cheers!
