7 Reasons to Drink More

Hey we made it to Monday! Small miracles…

OK, today we look at 7 reasons to drink more of your favorite beverages that contain alcohol. If you live near Tenino, just insert “drug of choice” for alcohol.

• #1. My steady stream of visitors from the Acronyms of Fascism are very flattering. But I begin to worry, when the GS-5 types at the Offices of the Glorious Homeland Security, start searching this blog for posts with the “tag”…Fascism. A Vigilant Lens hint for you DHS goobers…you are following the illegal orders of the fascist regime. Now go eat lunch.
• #2. In related Homeland Securing news, they will now be spying on you…with satellites.
• #3. More cool violations of our rights news. I’ll drink to that!
• #4. Wow. You mean 700 Billion will not be enough? That like really sucks dude.
• #5. What the hell? You mean we are not in a Mortgage crisis? Credit crisis? No? Oh shit. Pass the Corazon.
• #6. So, the Afghan invasion cannot be won? Oh come on. This is only news to my friends in Tenino, Pe Ell and Castle Rock.
• #7. Keating 5, Keating 5 and the Keating 5. We’ve been here with McCain before, sheeple.

Cheers!