Fear the Fear Because we’re Fearful of Fear and You Should Be Frightened of Fear Too!
Freedom is at stake patriots! Fear! Bowel gurgling diarrhea of fear ought to be spewing out of you and on to your coveralls of freedom!!
Fear it!! Be afraid!! Feeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr…..
This bowl of horse shit comes to us from Representative Virginia Foxx of you guessed it, North Carolina.
Virgina says she is afraid, her people are afraid and you’d better be afraid too…because healthcare reform is a bigger threat than any terrorist our country now faces. Yes healthcare reform. It’s exponentially more dangerous and frightening than ACORN, Code Pink and the Taliban combined!
Representative Virginia not only talks funny, she is actually a member of the House of Representatives.
Here’s what should happen. If Homeland Security does not arrest this criminally insane piece of shit by 2100hrs tonight…you’d better start being afraid. Because if Representative Virginia Foxx is allowed to walk around freely after 2100hrs tonight…
Weeellllll let’s just say affordable healthcare might just be the least of your worries.
The Draft, Brought to You By Hamid Karzai Bush
So our second attempt at a presidential election in Afghanistan did not go so well. As 24 of you may already know, Karzai was recently “elected” as the commander in chief of our newest acquisition nation building project. Unfortunately, the Afghan Al Gore known as Abdullah Abdullah, said that the election was a fraud and has refused to participate in it.
Sounds vaguely familiar, don’t it.
Could you folks at the State Department try a bit harder to make our actions in that region…appear somewhat legitimate?
In other Bush related news…Dick Cheney can recite, verbatim, the entire 8 years of what he was doing, who he was doing it to and who was next, but he cannot remember anything about his outing of a covert CIA agent.
Color me unsurprised and purple with engorged envy.
“MovingOn” …For a dash of reality and some words you will not hear on most other Homeland approved news programs, check out Bill Moyers and Glenn Greenwald. Go right here to see the entire interview.
In addition to pointing out that everything you think you know about our involvement in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq is wrong, keep a keen ear out for Bill Moyers to udder two words that scares the Jesus out of every patriot in this here country…The Draft!
Happy Apathetic Monday Homelandians!
Merry Halloween
Ahhh!
Goddamnit stop it!
Alright, alright…take a Tootsie Roll lady
Now get the hell off my porch!
Examining Breasts Leads to Probing Dicks
Only here in puritanical Merica or puritanical Saudi Arabia, will you find a steady stream of outraged humans, outraged over the bearing of outrageous breasts, during a breast cancer awareness segment on the teevee news.
Outrageous!
Coincidentally, only here in Merica will you find more self identifying Republicans, outrageously outraged, over yet another claim of Representative Norm Dicks being probed for money laundering. Or, Dicks scrutinized and probed by ethics, if you’re Les Blumenthal of the Tacoma News Tribune.
Look retards, breasts are not evil fun bags filled with Satan’s nectar. Nor is Representative Norm Dicks the only member of the K Street Congress, known to pass out industry hand jobs to those who will pay for them. Dicks is a semi-firm member of the old boys club, to which hand jobs for lobbyists are business as usual.
Democrats are the new Republicans, Republicans are the foot soldiers in the war on everything. And breasts.
In other words dear retards, when you see millions of peace-loving Democrats take to the streets, demanding an end to the Pretend Wars on Company Terrorists and screaming for the arrests of our torture endorsing, war criminal politicians…then you’ll have something to bitch about.
Until then? Go burn a book.
Sub Pop Moustache
A vague reference to rednecks and record labels? Kinda sorta.
November 3rd, like next week, for the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s first album…Sub Pop Records will re-issue Bleach, just to remind me that 20 years have blown by. Thanks.
Try and get your copy right here.
In the meantime, yes I eat cow…I am not proud.
Now enjoy some live Mr Moustache from ’89.
Palin Went Rogue, Ricker Went KUFO
The Portland, Oregon great big radio controversy of 2009 will soon be nothing more than a distant memory. A fart in the hot tub of life.
Most of us survived the demise of Pacific Northwest Wrestling, Seafood Mama and Waddles…so to shall the Pearl survive without
Cort and Fatboy.
KGON survived Dick Sheets and his velvety smooth bong hits, while the Rush LP skipped…so to shall KUFO survive Ricker and his words to the wise, Leonard and high noon.
Shit happens for a reason. Sarah Palin went Rogue, not McMenamins. Clyde Drexler went to Houston, Kiki Vandeweghe screwed Calvin Natt, Wayne Cooper and my main man Fat Lever!
According to KUFO’s stupid web site countdown to change, there are only about 9 hours left to said change. Then, afternoons with Ricker.
Hold on to your sassy Oregon Chai Teas PDX Town and as always, hold your mouth for the war and please reduce, reuse and recycle…
Surge Accomplished
Two years later…this is your Representative Brian “bush” Baird surge of accomplishment.
The Representative Brian “bush” Baird surge of accomplishment, accomplished at least 841 dead Iraqi humans this year alone…due to your Baird/Bush surge of suicide bombings.
In 2008, suicide bombers killed more than a thousand Iraqi men, woman and children, in your Bush/Brian Baird surge of accomplishment.
The above numbers of dead surged humans, do not take into account how many U.S. troops were killed during Brian Baird’s/Bush surge of success. The numbers also do not reflect the number of dead private Baird/Bush surged contractors. Nor do the numbers reflect the deaths of thousands of other surged humans caught up in our successful Brian ‘bush” Baird surge of successfulness.
Go ask Glenn Beck for those numbers.
This surge of overwhelming success was a gimmick. The entire occupation of Iraq was a neocon gimmick endorsed by your complicit, Congressional Democrats.
Do not look for a happy ending in Iraq…any time soon.
Think I’m all fucking wet? Go tell it to Wall Street,
Bank of America and Afghanistan.
Surge accomplished.
