The Light of Day
The light of day can melt vampires into a puss filled pile of blood sucking evil, just before they move on to their next gig as lobbyists. Interestingly enough, the light of day has the same effect on Democrats, Republicans and the liars of the CIA as well.
What is not so interesting, is that the light of day has shone on these criminals for decades. We’ve just never been outraged enough by the murders, the drug profits, the endless fake wars or the damage done. Unless…we’re told some brown-skin humans who practice unapproved religions, are responsible for said damage. Then and only then, do we get our collective panties in a bunch, tear up the Constitution and give billionaires and their defense contractor buddies, trillions of China’s dollars.
Being the good anti-drone that I am, I direct your attention towards more light. For the love of somebody’s God…Do not, I repeat do not! attack any brown-skinned humans after you read this.
Dennis Kucinich says Democrats are to blame for pretty much everything. I agree. Look here for more agreement.
Ron Paul says the CIA has taken over our military in a not so bloodless coup. He says they are liars, murderers and have done more damage to America than any brown-skinned, wrong religion practicing human ever dreamed of.
Want more light of useless attention? Take a gander at former CIA director Robert Gates. Bob is a tiny man who sprang forth from a disastrous egg and sperm experiment gone wrong.
As an aside, Bob…what the fuck did your mother do to you?
Anyway, from the light of day that has no repercussions, we get a peek into Bob’s long history of making shit up to please his employers. See Iran-Contra, Iraq, Afpakistan and America.
As one of my many teachers of the macabre once said, “be a good little moth, go to the light…learn…then die a lonely death caused by blindness and irrelevance.”
Ouch.
Rare Air
Every day can be a wake up call kind O’ day! If you’re still reeling from the massacre in Mattapoisett, MA., then go back back to sleep sleep.
For the rest of us, there is Festivus and the all white, all American born basketball league known as…The All-American Basketball Alliance!!
Hey, at least they didn’t call it the Storm Front Rebounders. Or…The Knights of the White Round Ballers? The Awesome Layups Only League? Honky Ballers?
Yes, the shallow end of the gene pool in Atlanta, Georgia, has evidently grown weary of driving 12″ lifted trucks, snot swapping and giggling at girls’ funny parts…so the boys went and started themselves an all white, all American born basketball league. Try here for more.
To their credit, the Mayor and a few others are publicly ridiculing these self-loathing children, who dream of one day playing basketball on the adult rims.
Don “Moose” Lewis, is the commissioner of the AABA…and that’s all we need to know about Don.
This much we do know, Rove and Limbaugh have season tickets, and they are also your starting power forward and center for the white is right, AABA. High fives all around!!
Remember my fellow Homelandians, for some the air is rare down there. For others who are much taller, we breathe quite
nicely thank you.
The Massachusetts Massapalooza!
Ohhhh the horror. The outrage! HealthScare will now die a horrific Canadian and or death by Palin death panel, because Scotty Brown took the Bay Statah’s by storm!
Unfortunately for the Democrats, there are a few of us who know of their mysterious, almost secretive majority in both houses.
If you find yourself…
- without a job
- without health, auto, home, RV or dental insurance
- without a home, auto, RV, teeth or health worth insuring
- being tortured to death by a CIA agent with an erection
- bombing kids, women and the occasional Talibani evil doer from the comfort of your chair at Creech AFB. or McLean, Virginia
- on your 5th or 6th deployment
Then go ahead and blame the Democrats.
That noise you hear tonight is not a dead Kennedy rolling in his grave…it’s the party at the C Street House in DC.
It sucks to be Chuck Norris and it also sucks to find out that we don’t actually have a two-party system.
Now what y’all gonna do about it?
Voila!
Behold! As if by magic or as if by I told you so…Fox News! is telling us that a victory in Massachusetts for the naked, truck driving Scott Brown, means your 401k may increase. Substantially!!
Next up, we wait for a winking plumber to entice us with scripture and or pipe dope.
I can barely contain myself.
Blame Larry Bird
It’s Tuesday. The place? Massachusetts. The trouble? Larry Bird and the known universe is set to implode upon itself, as Ted Kennedy’s senate seat is looking to go to a nude model who owns a truck. Oh yes, he’s a Republican too.
I say what’s the difference.
Democrats say what of healthscare!…what of our Senate majority!…babies will die, Afghani’s, Iraqi’s, Talibani’s oh my!!
Again, I say, so what. BFD. I hope this spreads to the House and Norm Dicks.
The trouble with Tribbles and Democrats are many. In the running of this Democratic majority of a nation, there are variables, contingencies and oddities, that we common folk just are not able to comprehend.
Variables like not stopping our march to made up wars. Contingencies like not prosecuting the Bush war criminals, which of course makes for complicities…and then invariably leads to oddities like Blackwater contracts and Wall Street hand jobs.
Look Democrats, for the last time. War…bad. K Street in your pants…bad. Giving billionaires trillions and us healthscare?
Fucking stupid.
We want slow speaking leaders who clear brush, drive trucks and wink at us, while promising us racial supremacy, healthy 401k’s, cheap porn and a spot in Heaven.
It’s really not so complicated now is it?
Larry Bird? You fuckers know he traveled every Goddamn time he touched the ball, yes?
You can take that to the bank. If it’s still there.
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The Bonfire of the Priorities
A story about millionaires, excess, bad jokes, dead people of color, unscrupulous attorneys and elitism.
Or…which late night talk show host has a bigger dick, and why should we care?
In news desperately attempting to be like news, the NBC/Leno/Letterman/O’ Brien/Kimmel and sometimes Fallon, wars of phallic supremacy…wages on.
Change
Change will not happen without justice.
Justice will not happen without change.
Therefore we have failed.
We assassinate those who could bring about justice.
We imprison those who resist.
We invade those who do not comply.
Therefore we have failed.
Athletes, warriors and Wall Street are our heroes…
Therefore we have failed.
A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching
spiritual death.Martin Luther King, Jr.
Therefore I submit to you, that we have failed.
No outsider will be our undoing.
Our undoing will be of our own.
Happy Birthday Dr. King.
