Copy and Paste Thursday
As I am tired of saying the same things over, and over and yet over again…Today, I shall just copy and paste someone else saying the exact same thing, over and over and you get the idea. Blame Satan the Lesbian if you must.
From the Brad Blog, we join Frank Schaeffer already in progress.
Our Very Own Pact With SatanAmerica is cursed all right — By right Wing Nuts!By Frank Schaeffer
It’s clear that America’s Founding Fathers must have made a pact with the Devil. How else to explain the curse America is so obviously under today? I want to go even farther than Pat Robertson and tell it like it really is!
(Disclosure: back in the 1970s and 80s before I quit the evangelical right, I was on the 700 Club with Pat 6 times, given my late father Francis Schaeffer was a founder of the religious right).
What else besides a punishment for a satanic pact could explain the following?
- Sarah Palin, who got a heartbeat from the presidency and who believes that health care reform means there will be death panels and that she needed to have witches cast out in a Pentecostal ceremony before she’d run for governor
- A whole subculture of American rooting for the “End Times” and Armageddon
- Pat Robertson who explained 9/11 and now the tragedy of the earthquake in Haiti, as results of God’s wrath and/or satanic dealings
- Dick Cheney who betrays his country (and common decency) by saying our country is less safe because we have a Democrat for president
- Rick Warren who coddled the “Christian” leaders in Uganda who want to kill gays (until Warren got called out and backtracked)
For the rest of Frank’s comments, go here.
Haiti
Apologetic Journalism and Palin Porn
Gotcha!!
This morning I was “forced” to watch a few minutes of the Today Show! on NBC, featuring Matt Lauer! but no longer Katie Couric!…because my relentless search for ‘Sarah Palin porn’, or ‘Palin nipples’ and or ‘Meagan Fox sex photos’, kept bringing me back to my blog.
Moving on.
I was able to stomach about 3:00 minutes worth of Matt asking the dazed and confused John McCain, an actual, almost decent question or two. Check out the interview here.
Then immediately skip to about 2:40 minutes in and watch the old man say…”Stay the course” followed soon there after with “I wouldn’t know.”
Pretty much sums up Senator McCain’s position on everything.
Stay the fucking course and I wouldn’t know.
As in yesterdays words of wisdom, shit comes full circle don’t it!? Stay the course, I wouldn’t know, the surge worked and I’m proud of the insane Palin clan, because wtf else can I say?
Then Matt apologizes to the senile rich prick from Arizona, for you know, asking him some questions.
Sigh…
Jay Leno is the Least of Our Problems
NBC has conjured up a little mini drama to attract a few viewers. Hint for you exec’s at NBC, Leno has not been funny since Arsenio Hall
was funny.
But just like NBC, ‘we” keep stepping in the piles of shit that we ourselves, shat out. Then we blame the evil doers of choice at that particular moment…for our own shit on the bottom of our shoes, that is now being tracked throughout the house and all over our awesome rugs of freedom from Pier 1 Imports.
With that…I give you links for your Monday. Links of stink filled stupidity. These links are easily followed back to and attributed to, our own inability to not step in our own shit. These piles of our excrement have been left lying around in the great big front yard that some folks like to call, earth.
The front lines and yards of our many wars on brown-skinned humans, drugs and common sense…are just that. Many.
From the war on unapproved drugs by your corporate overlords, we get yet another grisly article on what some humans will do to each other, to get our business.
From the corporate war on unapproved news, we get this corn infested turd of stink filled stupidity. Sarah Palin will now be contributing to Fox News. Not only will she get paid to spread her shit smeared shoes of stupidity on to your rug of freedom, some in the McCain camp, are actually still pretending that this shit spreader is not their fault.
From the corporate war against your paycheck, mortgage and pretend 401k…we hear from Frank Rich that the shit sandwich fed to you by Democrats, Republicans and Wall Street…is far from being edible or healthy. And if for some strange reason you’re able to keep the shit sandwich down, it will never be digested and will come back to haunt your children’s children. If you know what I’m sayin…
From the corporate/CIA/Blackwater war on brown-skinned, South American’s who love their kids too, we get more denials and non-denial denials of excrement spread-age, from your government, that insists Venezuela is indeed not being fucked with.
From the corporate/Homeland war on your rights and brown-skinned, unapproved religion practicing humans…we get more news of the drone. We’ve got drones dropping bombs and digging around in our shit, their shit and anyone else’s shit who happens to voice their displeasure with being shit on. Next time you find yourself near Hood River, Oregon…look up, look around and look across the river. Then wave at these job producing drone makers that help make the shit spreading easier.
Ain’t that some shit?
And you know, we’ll never, ever, find a way to stop stepping in it.
The Gene Pool Wall of South Carolina
We like walls. Walls keep stuff out and if we’re lucky, the shallow end of the gene pool in.
Our southern wall of the Homeland, was designed to keep illegal brown-skinned humans, who work much harder than us, out. In actuality, Homeland Security is building it to keep us from escaping and tainting the world with our inferior gene pool.
Which brings us to South Carolina and Congressman
J. Gresham Barrett.
J. is a racist asshole from the terrorist breeding ground of South Carolina.
The time has come, to wall off this enclave of lead loaded, paint chip eaters. How else can we save the Homeland from evil doers like Congressman Barrett, and his fellow terrorist pals Rep. Joe Wilson, Governor Mark Sanford and anyone who voted for them?
This racist, Republican-terrorist asshole named Barrett, wants to deport every Iranian in America. While he’s at it, he thought why not toss in other dark-skinned humans who might have some Cuban, Nigerian, Yemen and or Syrian blood in ’em.
Terrorist Barrett, makes Sarah Palin and Joe the Fake Plumber seem like air breathers.
Build the wall Mr. President. Close all of their Walmarts, ban their Republican underwear, open up the FEMA Camps and have your new CIA… Blackwater, run the place.
Why do they hate our freedoms?
NIN Ask’s Soundgarden and What of Artis?
Artis and Spoons
The Spoonman is real. He is an artist who answers to Artis. He still visits Seattle on occasion, but he lives near the tourists who buy the trinkets, which keeps no Port Townsend public schools open…but they will help build expensive buildings for adults and their boats.
The second coming of Soundgarden is exciting for us fans. One can read about it here, there and practically everywhere. I just wonder if they’ll invite Artis? He was a big part of one of their songs and best selling albums.
Did A&M/PolyGram Records give Artis his royalties? Did Cornell?
The answers to these questions are Superunknown to me…
Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?
Commander In Chief Takes the Blame
President Obama in describing the result of our giving billions, and then billions more to the intelligence community, said that “Ultimately the buck stops with me.”
Nice to hear. I was expecting him to announce an increase of another 100 thousand U.S. troops for Afpakistan, Iran and various African nations. I was also expecting the President to reverse course, on prosecuting the entire Bush administration for the torturing of the brown-skinned POW’s in our care.
Okay, torture is forgotten. Perhaps, I thought, the President would call for a change in foreign policy? You know, change. Change how we operate in the world? Israel? Occupying nations, etc. etc., yadda yadda yadda?
Nope. Nothin. Nada, zilch.
Blackwater, the CIA’s hired assassins? Blackwater fighting our wars? Blackwater? This Blackwater? Hello…Mr. President? Blackwater? I think you’ve got a nasty Blackwater problem. ACORN? No…try Blackwater. Got bad water trouble? Yes!!
Damn! That’s one hell of a water problem Mr. President.
Oh Blackwater, keep on rollin, Mississippi moon won’t you keep on shinin…on meeeee.
Let’s see, no torture prosecutions, no change in policy, no Blackwater prosecutions, no CIA prosecutions…
How about ending mountain top removal mining?
Great health care and a home for my returning veteran buddies?
Health care and a job for my neighbor?
Some spare change?
A handshake?
A Christmas card next year?
Hello?
