Yoo Too
If waterboarding is so wrong, how do you explain Death Cab for Cutie?
John Yoo is doing all that he can do, to assure us that torture is not torture because he said so.
Reality, being the Communist sympathizing, Marxist leaning ideal that it is…says otherwise.
Alternative parties are the wave of the future. Try one out sometime, because chicks dig it.
Enjoy what’s left of your Tuesday night…and fuck you too, John Yoo.
das Vaterland
I’m not sure which part of the word ‘Homeland‘, confuses so many of you? The Birthers, the Palinators, the testicle dipping Teabaggers and the employed/soon to be unemployed Democrats who wait for fantastical change…are all unhappy with the way things work.
From the hanging chad of an election and throughout the Bush Depression, most of the current unhappy campers of the Homeland said nothing, unless they were spitting on Veterans who dared to question their government.
Spitting on Veterans
Enter the black man in their White House…Then and only then, did all the pretend Tea Party hell break out.
Those who claimed a better functioning moral compass, because they were against the Bush Depression, before they were against the wars on Islam and Mexicans…should share the spotlight of Teabagging blame and ridicule.
I like to call it the Democratic Underground spotlight of Ralph Naderness. You wacky sheeple of the DU are as much fun as any Tea Party Patriot of the Homeland!
Alright…okay. I feel better. Everyone has been thrown under the bus of change driven by Rahmn Emanuel and run over repeatedly. Let’s move on. Dot org. Yeah, sorry about that. I just can’t help myself.
Now comes the reality of living in a Homeland part. We’re all in it. The sheeple, the baggers, Democrats, the harmless fiscal conservatives and Limbaugh Republicans. Ralph, myself and a handful of other Homelandian’s, prefer to call it Empire. The Bush clan prefers to call it neeewwwkkulllluurrr rapture business as per usual.
Read some Ralph. Ponder, think aloud and or entertain the notion that Ralph and others, did attempt to warn us.
Now take a gander at some more news of the Homeland and her war machine. Who are the evil doers? Why do we fear them? Do the evil doers work for us? Do most Presidents fear us? Or do they fear those who work for us?
JFK had some interesting ideas about war, the Pentagon and peace.
I have, therefore, chosen this time and this place to discuss a topic on which ignorance too often abounds and the truth is too rarely perceived–yet it is the most important topic on earth: world peace…
What kind of peace do I mean? What kind of peace do we seek? Not a Pax Americana enforced on the world by American weapons of war. Not the peace of the grave or the security of the slave. I am talking about genuine peace, the kind of peace that makes life on earth worth living, the kind that enables men and nations to grow and to hope and to build a better life for their children–not merely peace for Americans but peace for all men and women–not merely peace in our time but peace for all time.
President John F. Kennedy
Washington, D.C.
June 10, 1963
Then they killed him, on November 22, 1963.
Read all of JFK’s Commencement Address at American University right here. Change has not happened since, nor will it.
“The United States, as the world knows, will never start a war. We do not want a war. We do not now expect a war. This generation of Americans has already had enough–more than enough–of war and hate and oppression.”
JFK-10Jun63
Words Mean Stuff
Note to Sarah; Eat Me
Words do mean stuff, unless you’re the two twats pictured above.
The twats two, blame liberals for everything. The failed Bush wars, the Bush Depression and the failure of their own penises, to live up to strange conservative penis usage levels.
So they bought themselves a billboard! Then they went and scribbled some words of encouragement on their palms, to the one they most want to use their failed penises on…Sarah Palin.
Want to blame two idiots for your troubles? Blame John and Eddie…the Twats Two.
Do you desire words that delve deeper than Palin porn? Try these.
“This economy is strong and it’s getting stronger.”
George W Bush, May 2004.
“My administration follows a simple philosophy…”
George W Bush, August 2008.
“George Bush is mired in a fiscal policy crisis worse than anyone could have envisioned when he entered the Oval Office … This crisis is the resurgence of record federal deficits … The deterioration of America’s fiscal health cannot be blamed on … pro-spending coalitions in the Democrat-controlled Congress — although certainly some of the blame lies there. It is almost exclusively the creation of the Bush administration itself.”
Cato Institute’s Web site…on George H. W. Bush.
As Sarah is to the sexually retarded, George W. is to George H.W.
In other words my slow-witted, Fox News/Palin porn searchers…George Jr. learned how to fuck everything up from Daddy.
Blame them. Then blame the Twats Two, John Knapp and Eddie Roberts.
Remember peoples of the Homeland! Bill Clinton and his working penis, left a $127 billion surplus and a mess on a dress.
The Georges? Massive debt that we may never recover from, global war, global stupidity and two useless dicks.
Herpes Simplex Bush
Itchy and Painful
Like a bad case of herpes, Bush and his war criminal friends just won’t go away. Ever.
And like herpes, these gathered war criminals are indeed, the gift that keeps on giving.
The words Jeb Bush, were used in a sentence at the gathering of war criminals. Jeb is the heir apparent to the Bush family viral infection of patriotism, and is rumored to be jockeying for position.
Judging from past Bush administrations, I think it’s safe to assume that Jeb is not interested in the missionary position.
Thanks for the infection, gathered war criminals of the Bush-Cheney Alumni Association!!
1970 Mopar Nightmare
My nightmare…and lessons learned. Such as, never, ever get rid of a 1970 Challenger when you are young, stupid and in the military.
If memory serves, I traded my orange beast for several beers, a late breakfast at Perkins in downtown Spokane and a fake phone number from a waitress.
But my memory sucks…so who knows!
I’m out for a few days, Be Vigilant.
Greek to Me
What the hell?
I guess in some places, humans who are being bled dry by their government, actually take to the streets and shut everything down? That’s so Greek to me.
Here in the Homeland, we argue about affordable health care because…you can’t afford trillions on never-ending wars, by pretending to be all prissy, helpful and American-like. Empire building is expensive, time-consuming work!
Besides, Socialist like stuff is evil because we hate electricity, water, libraries and the VA.
Capitalism baby! Democracy and Freedom Fries!
Is porn free in China? Just wondering.
Clinton’s Parts were Teabagged
How do we know this? Because Ken Porn Starr told us so, in some of the best porn ever written.
Then the House Republicans impeached Bill and his penis.
Now you know why the Bush brush clearer, did not fear impeachment. The lies that led to the murders of a million brown-skinned humans in Iraq, Afpakistan and beyond…do not rise to the level of a Clinton erection. God-fearing Republicans sure are kinky!
Which brings us to today. Ken Porn Starr is now the head man at the really religious Baylor University in Waco. Now as most of you know, only two things used to come from Waco, queers and steers. These days? Pick a direction, piss and you’ll hit stupid.
Kenny is just the latest addition to the chapter of bizarreness that is Waco, Texas.
In Waco, you will find Dr. Pepper has an awesome shrine to itself, the ghost of David Koresh and those dead children, lives on in the form of the Waco Tea Party and the other crazy cult leader, who had a different compound in nearby Crawford.
Lets recap. Clinton-big erection, mess on dress. Bush-no erection, wishes he had made a mess on a dress. Baylor University-Ken Porn Starr sans erection. Waco Tea Party Patriots-has an erection for Obama.
But Vigilant Lens, what is the lesson learned? Glad you asked patriots! It is…Stain an intern’s dress with your lying Presidential Seed, face impeachment. Stain America with your lies, wars, deaths and gifts to the billionaires, face retirement and speaking engagements with a Palin.
As Waco goes, so goes the Homeland. Ken Porn Starr fucking insane.
Get used to it.
