Happy Cinco de Honky!

Assimilate This

As I am an Irish Caucasian, with Anarchist tendencies, except that I don’t really break shit and I belong to organized groups like Netflix…I tend to piss off everyone, get drunk and beat the shit out of former friends.

Is there a 4 step program to help me with this?  12 seems like a commitment of some sorts.

But that’s neither here nor over there.

Today is Cinco de Mayo.  In English, that means there will be sales at Target and happy hour will be extended at your local fake Mexican food eatery.  “Can I get this smothered in some sour cream before and after you deep fry it?”

In other words…ignore it.

Skip the deep-fried, hold the re-fried and try the menudo…

Nothing is ever as it seems.  Like Ricky.  Or change.  Or Janet Napolitano.  Prestar Juramento, y’all.

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