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October 1, 2010

Dead Boot Owners

From Seattle, we get a report from a VLens insurgent, who was at the scene of yesterdays protest of FBI tomfoolery.

A couple dozen gray-haired folks with signs were there, some veterans and about 16,023 uninterested passersby later…the FBI still allowed 9/11 to occur and they still allow Karl Rove to walk freely amongst you.”

According to the Lens reporter insurgent, there was one moment of FBI witticism, ” Three or four agents of the Homeland protecting agency that allowed 9/11 to occur, did peek out the windows up on the 7th or 8th floor, to try to get a peek of the protesters.”  “This coupled with the nut job George, who stalks VFP members at their events, made for, well, a nice sunny day in Seattle.”

George stalking veterans

When the 16,023 passersby are hungry enough to stop passing by…there will be some change.  The Teabaggers, the Black Bloc, the pacifists and the apathetic, will storm the gates as one and there will be change.

Speaking of Gates…In related news, Robert Gates, the shortest criminal Secretary of Defense ever in the history of secretary’s, says we’re never leaving Afghanistan.

We’re also invading Pakistan, because of the Pakistani/Indian pilots, who flew the planes on 9/11…because the FBI knew Bin Laden was paying Erik Prince.

All of this of course leads us to Guatemala, where we infected the little brown-skinned people with gonorrhea and syphilis, because the Tuskegee torture experiments failed to live up to Nazi standards and practices.

It’s just another Friday here in the Homeland, where holding your breath for those unaffected 16,023 passersby in Seattle to join in, will make you turn blue, pass out and possibly die.

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  1. October 1, 2010 18:05

    “…we infected the little brown-skinned people with gonorrhea and syphilis…”

    They hate us for our freedom.


    • October 1, 2010 18:40

      Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.

      Unless you’ve been given gonorrhea or syphilis for freedom, by the free and the brave. Then, maybe, just maybe, one might have something left to lose.

      Or at least that’s what they taught us in AF survival school…


  2. Tenzing permalink
    October 1, 2010 20:11

    Sorta channeling Jonathon Swift here . . .

    Maybe congressional Democrats can arrive at a compromise solution with Naz . . . Republicans and agree to let all those brown-skinned undocumented workers stay inside The Great Wall and work for cheap if they’ll let Uncle Sam infect them with syph, clap, or maybe, I dunno, some new strain of leprosy caused by the BP virus pr something like that. Then everybody’ll be happy . . . well, except for brown-skinned people and those kooky Kucinich types, I guess.


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