Premature Occupation Happens
Premature occupation does occur.
It hardly ever happens to the best of us.
Fortunately — others can be found that will finish
what hardly ever happens to the best of us.
From Tahrir to Here
A Revolution Parks Where It's Needed
Tents are fast becoming (along with the beaten and chemicalized students, activists and 84 year-old’s of the growing #occupied districts) one of the biggest threats to the continuation of the Homeland Security State.
We no longer hear as much about the 28 guys in al Qaeda, the evildoers in Bush’s Taliban or even Fukushma. But rest assured, once we’re through losing the wars against marijuana, Mexico, Yemen, AfPakistan, Iraq, Detroit, Libya, Central/South America, China, Africa, the Philippines, education, healthcare, jobs and common sense…we’ll be ready to evict and incarcerate the terrorist tent setter upper’s, no matter where they, you know, set up tents.
Tents!
No wait, my bad. The Homeland and it’s paramilitary local PD’s…are already losing this battle too.
When the little tents first went up just down the dirt road from Bush and his brush cuttin, the 1 percent blinked. When Cindy Sheehan and several thousand veterans, activists and concerned Homelandian’s appeared to not be leaving — anytime soon…the one percent went into action. When the big tent at Camp Casey went up, just down the dirt road from Bush’s pretend ranch of manliness…Karl Rove knew it was time to back up his copies of everything Cheney had done.
It seems like just over three years ago, that the streets were filled with anti-Bush wars and anti-torture activists. Since then, the streets have been fairly empty of anti-Obama wars and anti-torture activists…because Democrats don’t do war, and Democrats certainly don’t do torture. Democrats just hide in the shadow of the Koch’s dam – plugging the hole with their hope – and caulking the cracks with
their change.
It eventually got ugly in Tahrir and now it’s getting uglier here.
The tents are back. But this time, the tents are not filled with Democrats…they’re occupied with the Patriot Acted.
From Tahrir to here.
It is getting uglier
but ugly works harder
and MoveOn should probably
just move on along.
Wars, Tax Breaks and Wall Street
In most of the Homeland’s major urban and fusion center infected areas – it’s hard enough to pay the bills, feed the kids and dodge the flying bullets. How can anyone expect us to know much more than what lies two feet beyond the Kardashian cleavage zone?
And therein lies the joke. Knowledge is not what is expected from us.
Our tax dollars are required
blind subservience is encouraged
participation is a birthright.
Local SWAT Teams Against the Resisting People’s (LSWATTARP) makes for a crappy acronym. So when one has a crappy acronym, one must coördinate with the FBI and the DHS.
Initialism trumps acronym – acronyms then spray and beat the people’s – much to the media’s delight. 
Rinse off the empire and repeat.
The great hidden depression of 2001 – 2019 was caused by two parties and three things.
Democrats and Teabangers are the parties, the Wars, the Tax Breaks and the Wall Street are the things.
We don’t really learn lessons well…so I guess all that can be gleaned from this – is that the frogs will all die, along with education, healthcare and hope.
But that there’s Democracy. Lead by the previous example.
Hope is like dope – it stings going in and the rest is all a bit fuzzy.
SOPA de Plátano
Banana soup – for a Banana Republic.
SOPA is trying to regulate the internet
Bloomberg’s banker cops – rush to crush Zuccotti.
Banana Republics require plutocracy
Boeing Bombs and Patriot Acts
Is your paper currency worthless?
Endless war wrapped in yellow ribbon apathy
our single export commodity.
Détente Achieved!
B of A Enforcement
Détente has occurred! “Relations” have warmed!
The Teabagging militia have joined forces with the
Liberalbagging élite!
It’s secretly progressive
while outwardly regressive.
Both sides are one – and now agree – that Obama’s Bush wars on marijuana, Muslim women and children, science, education, common sense, roads, art, jobs, the Constitution, Spanish speakers and those occupiers who are attempting to send a message – without any demands…are fabulous for Lockheed Martin, and side-splittingly hilarious for David Petraeus.
It’s probably best, if we just wait for news to escape from Matt Lauer.
Anarchy!
The media-elite swing both ways. If you’re just not that into science and brain cells – there’s Breitbart, Limbaugh and Beck. If you’re just not that into acknowledging empire, torture and Boeing’s Patriot Act – Al Roker and the NY Times have got something for ya too.
Then there’s Diane Sawyer – who reads as well as Chelsea Clinton, Luke Russert, Jenna Bush, Meghan McCain and Michelle Malkin…combined!
But V-Lens dude, what are we to conclude? What should we think?
Well – I think that Fukushima is killing us faster than Monsanto, and Allen West was a White Supremacist biker. Soooo, I guess, if Wall Streets SWAT Teams don’t get us…then the unarmed tent occupiers, certainly won’t miss.
A political détente has been achieved
withdrawing before freedom is ready
coitus interruptus?
no pull out ever happens for free.
Bush’s Balls
Nards, balls, testicles and guts. These are the things that men judge each other by. Morals, intelligence and honesty — won’t even get you past first base with Larry Craig.
On the other free hand, money, false perceptions of power and hand jobs…will get you to at least 3rd base with any lobbyist.
Just ask George Nethercutt.
“As president, I will close Guantanamo, reject the Military Commissions Act and adhere to the Geneva Conventions … Our Constitution and our Uniform Code of Military Justice provide a framework for dealing with the terrorists … Our Constitution works. We will again set an example for the world that the law is not subject to the whims of stubborn rulers and that justice is not arbitrary.” ~ Candidate Obama – 2007.
Guantanamo is to the Constitution – as the Border Patrol is to Bush’s balls. That is to say…the Patriot Act is to the Teabangers, as Obama is to the comfortably numb.
Colonel Morris Davis knows at least two things about the Constitution and the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
- Thing one – testicular fortitude does not a nation heal.
- Thing two – Teabagging one’s country back from the better Bush…is as realistic as pretending liberal Democrats exist.
Bush’s Balls! Either two in Nethercutt’s hand are better than one in Eric Holder’s…or Iran had better email China quick.
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Change is a funny thing.
Some things are funnier than others.
Some others are tired of being less funny.
Sometimes change can take the form of an old war criminal mowing the lawn in the nude. Sometimes change can appear as a daughter, who leaves home with less baggage than that of her father. Most times, change occurs when a Nobel Peace Prize winner – exterminates women and children with cluster munitions of freedom, for Textron, Lockheed Martin and Alliant Techsystems.
While it appears that everyone from Teabanging Central, to Passive-Progressive Democratic HQ – are really busy trying to re-elect the same people that brought us the last 143 years or so…I think it’s fair to say, that the shallow end of the gene pool does not discriminate.
In closely related news…there are several thousand nuclear warheads just west of Occupy Seattle! As predetermined luck would have it, some mystery radiation has been floating across Europe…which if memory serves, is nowhere near YES! Magazine and Bainbridge Island.
When not contacted for comment, neither Ground Zero in Poulsbo or the FNG at the CIA – had anything to add at this time.
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