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Bush’s Balls

November 14, 2011

Nards, balls, testicles and guts.  These are the things that men judge each other by.  Morals, intelligence and honesty — won’t even get you past first base with Larry Craig.

On the other free hand, money, false perceptions of power and hand jobs…will get you to at least 3rd base with any lobbyist.
Just ask George Nethercutt.

“As president, I will close Guantanamo, reject the Military Commissions Act and adhere to the Geneva Conventions … Our Constitution and our Uniform Code of Military Justice provide a framework for dealing with the terrorists … Our Constitution works. We will again set an example for the world that the law is not subject to the whims of stubborn rulers and that justice is not arbitrary.” ~ Candidate Obama – 2007.

Guantanamo is to the Constitution – as the Border Patrol is to Bush’s balls.  That is to say…the Patriot Act is to the Teabangers, as Obama is to the comfortably numb.

Colonel Morris Davis knows at least two things about the Constitution and the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

  • Thing one – testicular fortitude does not a nation heal.
  • Thing two – Teabagging one’s country back from the better Bush…is as realistic as pretending liberal Democrats exist.

Bush’s Balls!  Either two in Nethercutt’s hand are better than one in Eric Holder’s…or Iran had better email China quick.

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