Archive for June, 2011

Vietghanistan: Why Ask Why?

Posted in activism, apathy, change, impeachment, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 30, 2011 by lens1

Jim Hightower gets paid to ask unanswered questions, while simultaneously poking at the corrupt, fleshy underbelly of the
status quo.

Jim’s a bit like Ralph Nader, except when you mention Ralph’s name…Democrats wont necessarily see Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize for what it is.

So Jim asks the question: The Unanswered Question in Afghanistan Is, Why?

If you’ve been reading anything around here for more than a few weeks, you’re already used to questions being answered with an unanswered question.  Hell, sometimes I don’t even ask!

The answers, are indeed within yourselves and Leon Panetta’s underwear drawer.  No one really wants to dig around in Leon’s drawer of man-panties for the truth…any more than they want to decipher my Teabagger-like butchering of the English language and all things horribly punctuated.

Being that I’m just in this for the beer and chicks…I’ll go ahead and answer Jim’s highly paid ‘non-question answer’, with a non-asked for answer of my own.

Why Vietghanistan?  Because Afghanistan will arrest its criminal bankers and we’ll just keep on giving ours bailouts and raises.

Why Vietghanistan?  Because Obama beats Palin in “a hypothetical,” head-to-head presidential race in Alaska, as well as in Texas.

Why Palin would be running for president of Texas, is beyond the realm of my understanding…but not Ralph Nader’s…which of course drives MoveOn.org fucking insane.  Which is pretty nutty.

As Hightower no doubt knows, it’s the status quo, stupid.  And so far, the stupid status quo has cost your Homeland about 4 trillion dollars, not counting the CIA’s wars and various other shit you’ll never know about.

At least with Jim asking the unanswered question, that some of us, have been answering for quite some time now…more Homelandians will read it.  They’ll forget it by Saturday, but that’s why I’m here.

Be Vigilant and send me an editor with a huge expense account.

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Los Alamos Haiku

Posted in activism, apathy, change, economy, environment, journalism, media, The Homeland, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2011 by lens1

smoke signals
over Los Alamos . . .
John Wayne is dead

Karma Tenzing Wangchuk

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Knock Knock

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, economy, elections, journalism, media, News, Northwest Politics, politics, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2011 by lens1

Who’s there?

Seattle Fusion Center.

Seattle Fusion Center who?

Exactly.

Seattle is just a tad bit over 100 miles from the evildoing border with Canada.  The Federal Army of former Taco Bell employees turned Border Patrol, are all in Forks, Washington.

This explains how the Seattle PD is able to kill deaf while first American wood carvers..who use crosswalks and carry wood carving knives, to you know, carve wood.  It does not explain how the Seattle PD was able to leave an AR-15 lying around, where any employee of the Stranger could have just walked off with it.

This does explain why the Army was spying on civilians in Olympia, but it does not explain the closing of Washington State’s tourism agency.  The Obama wars on Islam, Mexicans and Evergreen College kids…do however, explain much of it.

What Bush couldn’t pronounce if his morning Pop Tart depended on it…Jay Inslee will be able to sell as a new jobs, business and education saving program, that makes no mention of Obama’s expensive wars.

The Seattle Fusion Center’s inability to protect the public from the Seattle PD, or the former Taco Bell employees of the Border Patrol in Forks?  Ask Jay Inslee.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting fascism.

Interrupting fascis…knock knock.

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Serial Bachmann Killed the TSA Stars

Posted in activism, apathy, change, impeachment, journalism, media, Northwest Politics, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland, Washington State, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 27, 2011 by lens1

Since I don’t have Dino Rossi to kick around anymore…I’m going to have to pick on Michele Bachmann and President Palin instead.

Yes it’s easy to confuse Iowa, John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy Jr. with say…Wasilla, or even Washington State’s own budget murderer, Tim Eyman.  But there can be no mistaking Leon Panetta from Pat Robertson.

It’s also difficult for Michele to tell the difference between a Border Patrol agent and a TSA agent.  The difference, Michele, is one chases Spanish speakers into rivers until they drown and the other fondles you, right before both of you get cancer from Michael Chertoff’s death inducing scanners for terrorists, freedom and cash money.

Either way…Tim Eyman is still responsible for the premature death of free parking at our state parks.

What’s next Tim?  An initiative to end the expensive wars?

Hope this clears everything up for the Obama girls someday.

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Abadi Abadi Abadi Aba…Learnin Is Are Is Tuff!

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, environment, impeachment, journalism, media, News, The Homeland, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 27, 2011 by lens1

Education!  We can’t fund it, we don’t want it and besides…we learn ‘all we needs‘ to ‘nose‘ from Disney made humans like Britney and Miley.

Educated humans and Homelands do not a Homeland make.  So you get what we had here last week…which is the way we want it.
Well, we gets it!

Educating, healthcare and sometimes feeding people is expensive.  This is why we spend over 20 billion dollars per year to air condition the troops in Iraq and Vietghanistan.  The cost of air conditioning the troops in Yemen, Somalia, Mexico, Libya and Port Angeles was not disclosed…due to national security.  But we will search 95-year-old cancer patients in diapers and those 5-year-old children who are trapped at the airport for…terror!…within view of at least two Starbucks.

Prisons, endless war, pretend clean energy and genetically modified everything are where it’s at.

For the rest of us, there used to be Festivus…now we can only hope that the dams don’t breach – and pray that our own Fukushima’s only kill Homelandians to the east…and or down river from us.

I learned stuff in school.  How about Yoo?

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No GE Rain

Posted in News, activism, peace movement, environment, impeachment, journalism, The Homeland, economy, media, change, apathy, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2011 by lens1

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, ‘Why, why, why?’ Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand. — Kurt Vonnegut from Cat’s Cradle

Dear GE, please shove your Fukushima rain up George C. Zoley’s ass and then as it drains, why not require a Baldwin brother of your choosing to drink it?

Who is George Zoley and why should GE make a Baldwin brother drink radioactive ass water?  If I were you, I’d ask the GEO Group or Janet Napolitano. 

Just maybe and possibly perhaps…we should have listened to Jacque Cousteau and then rolled out with Team Zissou.

Be it Vonnegut, Zissou, Baldwin, Al Roker or the even the great Jacque Cousteau…all of them have given us much.  Except for Al fuckin Roker.  Yeah…not so much.

GE’s Fukushima rains were already mixed with the Housatonic, the Hudson and the Hanford shrub-steppe plain…long before and after, man got to tell himself he understand.

I guess all we can do is boil some tea for two…and maybe I’ll even speak my point of view.  But be forewarned, it’s not sane.

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Monarchy Malarkey

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, impeachment, media, News, politics, The Homeland, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2011 by lens1

The Nadler/Fonda Action of No Impeachment

Rep. Jerrold Nadler is just like Rep. Norm Dicks.  They’re both Democrats who failed to impeach a war criminal…and now the words ‘absolute monarch‘ on war powers, have been uttered in public.

But I really don’t mean Obama, as much as I mean Bush. Or somethingBecause we think you’re all stupid.”  The preceding was a Nadler inner voice quote…brought to you by HBGarry Federal and the dorks at
the NSA.

Your endless wars, Homeland Security and the end of the middle class, were also brought to you by Nadler and Dicks…but we’ve been pretty busy not working in agriculture and hunting Mexicans to really give a shit.

It was Charlie Wilson who once almost said to Rep. Dicks: sure the mujaheddin are cult following idiots, whom we’ll soon be calling the Taliban.  But the private prison corporations are coming…they’ll be needing bodies and Boeing will be running the nation…so just give me the money.

And the rest, as Robert Gates likes to say, is the history that we made up for Lockheed Martin.

For more on any of this…try watching any show on MTV or the
Discovery Channel.

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War is Over If Yoo Wants it Too

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, economy, impeachment, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2011 by lens1

As the President made it abundantly clear this evening, words have a way of saying one thing…while in super secret reality, those very same words are actually blowing up children in Pakistan and Yemen, because we are not at war with Libya.

Which puts me in the unenviable position of agreeing with Sarah Palin.  That being of course, that words suck and they should mean whatever the hell we think they mean…just like they do when we speak them in our mind voices and or out loud to the gathered “journalism professionals.”

I’m sure that MoveOn.org is sporting major Boehner Weiner Norm Dicks wood over the President’s brave stance on peace.  However, since neither Boeing, John Yoo, or even Lockheed Martin have suddenly diversified into educating, feeding or God forbid actually helping humans

I guess compassion pays nowhere near as well as our old friend genocide does.

I think what Sarah, myself and most of tonight’s Obama teevee watchers probably missed, was that eerie moment, when the better Bush, became the better Nixon — promising to end the unpopular war and rebuild the Homeland…right before an election.

Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

The sun shines.  People forget.

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Cage Match for Change

Posted in activism, apathy, change, impeachment, left wing, media, politics, The Homeland, Washington State Blogs with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2011 by lens1

If Darwin had been The Macho Man and Jesus were the Iron Sheik, I’m pretty sure everything would be just as it is today.

Quite the indictment on those who’ve been in charge of the world the last 1000 years or so…no?

So I guess the lesson here is…go ahead and eat more Slim Jim’s, because in the above scenario, Vince McMahon and Mean Jean Okerlund would be way to involved in pretty much everything.

In other news…my laptop is indeed dead, so I’ll be posting with pen and paper and or osmosis for the time being.

Be Vigilant.

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