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Late Night Thoughts Fall Out of The Patriot Acted Mind in the Morning

March 3, 2015

huh.
someone keeps sending me new phone books

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Idaho’s own personal jEsus

March 2, 2015

cooperating with cooperative people to build cooperative co-ops smacks of the commonsense-like thoughts that ought to be gathered up and put into camps or some sort of for-profit gulag system that can be easily ignored

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The Dying Empire: Gary Webb reported it, Taco Bell Sold a Billion “Tacos”

March 1, 2015

it’s 1MAR15
i wonder which progressive war ended?

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LinkedOut

February 28, 2015

©TheVigilantLens

if it weren’t for phil robertson preaching the gospel
imagine how different it would be

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Pennyroyal Tea

February 27, 2015

amazon just created 498,631.22249 jobs out of moist seattle air to assist the good taxpayers of Washington State in getting back to work with above living wage careers that come with great health insurance, 8 weeks vacation time, a 4 day work week, free dental, college tuition for workers and their children, ended our endless wars, outlawed cigarettes, reopened the olympia brewery, closed all border patrol garrisons, arrested dick cheney, published all sherman alexie thoughts on twitter, cured cancer, brought basketball back to the emerald city, cleaned up puget sound’s waters, invented #TheDress and fully funded public schools.  hired jay carney

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Growing up Kills

February 25, 2015


one day you’re drinking in life
working for the drunken weekend
fighting in bars
loving in parked cars
until waking up with a responsible wife named Shell

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Director’s Cut

February 25, 2015


went to a small theater in an even smaller town
knew birdman was no beetlejuice
batman was Kurt Cobain

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