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February 27, 2015

amazon just created 498,631.22249 jobs out of moist seattle air to assist the good taxpayers of Washington State in getting back to work with above living wage careers that come with great health insurance, 8 weeks vacation time, a 4 day work week, free dental, college tuition for workers and their children, ended our endless wars, outlawed cigarettes, reopened the olympia brewery, closed all border patrol garrisons, arrested dick cheney, published all sherman alexie thoughts on twitter, cured cancer, brought basketball back to the emerald city, cleaned up puget sound’s waters, invented #TheDress and fully funded public schools.  hired jay carney

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2 Comments
  1. February 27, 2015 10:09

    Every good freak show needs a carney.

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    • February 27, 2015 10:24

      Amazon: a 200 million ring circus. Soon with drones!
      (Also, see why I’m not VP of useless marketing at Amazon)

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