Boeing, Tankers and Fences?
Boeing and their Global Tanker Team will win the 40 billion dollar contract to build the new air-refueling tanker for the Air Force. The “announcement” is slated for today at 1400 hours. Team Boeing is readying the champaign in Chicago, Seattle, Wichita and in Patty and Norms respective offices. Party on!
There might be one small issue though. While Boeing appears to have very competent aerospace engineers and workers to build said tankers, they recently spent about 86 million dollars to build a fence. The fence don’t work. This “virtual fence” was dubbed Project 28 and it failed to live up to Boeing’s fence building hype and capabilities.
One might joke that maybe Boeing should have hired a few day laborer’s that undoubtedly passed by during construction, to assist in this fence building. I just wont go there….Wonder if Norm and Patty went there?
We will know in about 5 minutes or so!
Read My Lips
Today George said some stuff. He said, there is no recession coming and America is in great shape. He also reiterated that we will all die if Congress does not pass immunity for himself and the telerkumunerkation, tela, teller, telivisio, tel…oh hell, them phone companies that spy on you for me.
Bush also said we are not torturing folks, he will protect our borders and how much is a gallon of gas?
Newsweek Gives Good Clown
Karl Rove is the clown who now works for Newsweek. There are reports of pissy journalists who are unhappy with the hiring of clown Rove. Imagine if journalists had been pissy years ago, they could have saved a few lives.
Ah, but its a winning situation for Newsweek. They get attention, Karl gets paid. You get a pile of steaming crap passed off as news/commentary written by the clown himself.
I do have a solution for Newsweek. Fire the clown, pay me half of the clowns stipend. I’ve got events in Denver, DC and beyond to photograph and report on. Gear upgrades, travel expenses, beer and troop supporting gas to buy. What do you say Newsweek?
I can make shit up better than Karl any day. And my made up journalism will not kill or put anyone in prison. There is a chance my commentary may even lower cholesterol…..beat that Karl.
Starbucks to Improve Your Experience
Are they offering America universal health care? Perhaps they are taking over the war on terror? Ending poverty? Sending a surge of 8000 baristas to Iraq?
Nope. Evidently its to train their employees to clean stuff better. This will be accomplished by shutting down all of their stores for three hours. Read about it here.
Curiously, Starbucks rival Dunkin’ Donuts countered this news by announcing their plans to open 900 stores in Cuba and by offering Norm Dicks and Patty Murray, hundreds of millions of dollars worth of donuts to dispense as earmarks to companies that make stuff we will not use.
Experience improved!
Crock O’ Excrement
Who do you like to get your global warming facts from? I like to get my disinformation from rich old white guys in the auto building industry. So then I give you, Bob Lutz, the honorable General Motors Vice Chairman of Product Development.
Bob says global warming? Its a crock of shit. Bob also says that we are missing the “big picture“.
Thanks Bob.
Getting your global warming facts from a General Motors Vice Chairman leave you feeling a bit queasy? Lets absorb more environmental fact spewing from another expert, Mary Matalin. Well thanks Mary, I feel much more informed now.
There you have it. Global warming debunked. Now off to Wal*Mart with you!
Mr Gorbachev. Tear Down This Wa….
Mr Chertoff. Tear down this wall!
Why does Chertoff’s wall stop at Ray L. Hunts property? Why do we leave over 5500 miles of our border to the Great White North open to attack from pissed off Canadians? There are what, over 10,000 Border Patrol folks plus a few little minute men keeping the homeland safe from Mexicans.
What of our Northern border, eh? Why do you not fear the Canadians, Michael? Two words for you Director Chertoff…. Celine Dion.
Ann Curry. Not Buying it.
Al and Jesse? They had the same reaction I did.
Ann, Al, Jesse and hopefully about 12 of the 2 million or so Americans that watched Good Morning America this fine day, are not buying it either. Not buying what? Watch a snippet of the interview Ann had with the royal couple. 23 or 24 seconds in, you will hear Ann’s response to the gibberish being spoken. Too many houses……
That, is good TV.
