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Oral Sex vs Murdering Scumbag

July 29, 2008

Which is better for the economy?

Come on sleepy America, you can figure it out. One even feels better. Unless you happen to be a murdering scumbag…or Dino Rossi.

Hello U.S. Senate Sgt at Arms. Again!

July 28, 2008

IP Address 156.33.122.212
Country United States
Region District Of Columbia
City Washington
ISP U.s. Senate Sergeant At Arms
Returning Visits

You really don’t have to keep sniffin around to find me. You know who I am, I know who you are. Did you know that you were surrounded by criminals? You should look into that.

Just to prove to you goobers back east that I am no bigger a threat than say, former Senator Mike Gravel, I give you his interview with Press TV (yes from IRAN). He basically says, screw impeachment. Take Bush to the Hague. Check it out, right here.

Sleep on that fellas….then get back to me.

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Legacy Killer

July 28, 2008

Just when you thought W and his band of criminal fuck-ups were the worst of the legacy killers…Rep. John Conyers went ahead and threatened someone again. This time ol John is threatening Alberto “pinche mamon” Gonzales with…perjury.

Yup. Funny stuff John. I laughed when I read the headline. Representative Conyers, let me be as open and honest with you as I possibly can. Shut the fuck up.

You have damaged this country as much as the afore mentioned fuck-ups. This will be your legacy John. You and W will share the same legacy.

How pathetic is that?

Change Moves Very Slowly

July 28, 2008

Most bored Seattleites could give a shit about brown people dying in the Middle East, let alone just down the street. Dead American soldiers? Only sucks if you knew one.

But there is hope. A movement is afoot. Thousands of people showed up in the street to protest the end of days for the Sonics. A few lucky activists even got to stand next to the Glove. Several of you activist, bike riding protesters of cool stuff, were attacked by a gay, Subaru driving, former bike riding activist. Tough times for activists.

Save Fannie Mae? Bitch, please! Who cares! Starbucks is going to close the Capitol Hill store! The time to act is now. Start signing those petitions, save a Starbucks. Do Dr. King proud.

Change moves very slowly. Very, very slowly.

And in the wrong direction. Just like Howard Schultz knew you would.

Humpin Dino

July 25, 2008

The BIAW has been humpin Dino for awhile now. It’s an ugly mental photo, but accurate.

Now it appears the BIAW is about to be humped back. By two former Washington State Supreme Court judges and their former friend, Republican State AG, Rob McKenna.

The HorsesAss goes into far greater detail than I ever like to give these idiots. Go there, read about it here and here.

A WSU Anomaly

July 22, 2008

Coach Wulff, Ryan Leaf nor Elton John have anything to do with this Cougar irregularity. Is this Wazzu abnormality a hold over? Caused by the embarrassing confusion suffered by WSU College Republicans, once they realized Dinesh D’Souza was…not white?

Nope…

This anomaly can be explained. Blame it on Crystal Neifert. A contributing writer at The Daily Evergreen. Topics that have actually been published by Crystal, include crazy concepts like, the Constitutional crisis, procreation, segregation, apathetic Americans and the need for a third party that does not include, Norm Dicks or Dino “biaw” Rossi.

Go read some of Crystal’s work right here, before someone in Pullman notices.

Karma

July 22, 2008

The total effect of a person’s actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person’s existence, regarded as determining the person’s destiny.

*Update* Removing one video will not work, W…. Karma will still catch up.