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Evil Nipple Wins!

July 21, 2008

In a stunning blow to the Regime of W, a judge has overturned the half million dollar fine leveled against Janet Jackson’s nipple. A source from within the Division of Homeland TV Monitoring (FCC), had no comment, but did offer a warning to the judge who rendered this decision…. “He will be dealt with. The Homeland will not tolerate unregulated decision making. This subversive, unscripted act of shameful nipple sex and acts of treason by left wing judges, will not be tolerated.”

Wow…

Chief Judge Anthony Scirica, thanks for the nipple freedom. But you better find another line of work.

Quickly…

Mellow Weekend

July 20, 2008

I had one…

Back at it, tomorrow.

Blame the Suquamish

July 17, 2008

I told you Wenatchee.

Today’s installment of Monosyllabic thinking, racist stereotyping and sticky fingered, keyboard bravado, is brought to you by the Fish Wrap from Kitsap. Let’s all take a peek at some of Bremerton’s deepest thinkers, as they try to engage each other in using the English language.

Find this experiment of the low oxygenated brain, right here. Read the comments…this is where the “magic”…. awaits you.

Thank you Kitsap Sun for being so predictable!

Bremerton or Wenatchee?

July 16, 2008

You’d think Rossi’s team would have known. Their trial of futility against the felons that voted for him, might have done much better in Kitsap County. This is due to the over abundance of “patriots” who inhabit the area, with Bremerton being the epicenter. Norm Dicks, the complicit Republocrate, is huge in B-town. He helped take Bremerton from a Naval toxic waste dumping ground, to a Naval toxic waste dumping ground, with a new ferry terminal!

Anyway, for an even better glimpse into the minds of the mullet heads and their Jim Jones like regurgitation of TV talking points, go read this letter to the editor at the Fish Wrap from Kitsap. You’ll find it, right here.

If the actual letter of stupidity does not make your day, go to the comments. All will be answered there.

Wenatchee? You’re gonna have to work much, much harder, if you want to keep up with the patriots in Bremerton. They own your ass.

KBR Troop Support

July 15, 2008

Another former KBR employee decides troop support, does not include killing them. Read about it here.

I don’t blame the former employee for wanting to help…but if you even dare to dig just a little…. You too will know what KBR is really interested in. Those of you who have been paying attention, already knew this.

For you lazier patriots, turn off KVI Radio, plug this short grouping of letters I am about to give you, into a search engine…ready? Here they are… kbr, troop support

Wake up.

Beer and Camo Shorts

July 14, 2008

Great news! Budweiser has sold out to InBev, the makers of Stella and other tasty beers. A toast to Inbev! This is great news for humans who enjoy beer made for adults. This is also good news for politicians of the Dicks persuasion. First Boeing, now Budweiser. Go get em Norm!

This is bad news for slower witted Americans, who had their manhood and or womanhood, politics and patriotism all wrapped up in a corporate, watered down beer of freedom. Speaks volumes…

And finally, a video of immense importance. Fed up with the Budweiser drinkers, their mind numbing stupidity, their politicians and their Wal*Mart bought camo shorts? Watch and lay the blame where the blame ought to lay. Or something like that…

Helpin a Billionaire Out

July 13, 2008

I spent almost three bucks on an Americano at Starbucks today.

You’re welcome Howard.