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The Economy. Sorry about that…
So says the great American hero, George W Bush. Lost your home, job, car, wife, retirement and insurance? Sorry about that.
Lets break it down. The George W Bush big ol’ list of regrets.
- The economy.
- The faked intelligence about WMD’s. Who knew?
Not exactly a Texas sized list now is it?
George spent some time in North Carolina today, where he pretended to care about kids who’s parents are in prison. George decided to speak as well. He said, “These youngsters have ambitions and goals,” and “They want to go to college. They want to make a difference…”
Apparently, none of the assembled media felt the need to ask George how the current economic situation, might tend to hamper or even derail, the ambitions and goals of those children.
Other questions not asked by the media include
- Mr. President, How many prisoners are incarcerated for drugs in America?
- How many of these children with parents in prison had a mom or dad who smoked pot? Mr. President?
- Mr President, will you ever eat lunch with Valerie Plame?
- Do the words Turkey, Sibel Edmonds and the American Turkish Council mean anything to you? Hello…Mr. President?
- What do the numbers 4,207 or +100,000 or 89,544 to 1,288,426 mean to you, Mr. President?
Thanks Mr. President and thank you American media….
Good Gitmo News, Bad Gitmo News
Cuban cigars are pretty much off limits. Torturing brown people in Gitmo, on Cuba? Soon to be off limits as well, just like those scary cigars.
President Obama plans to shut down Guantanamo. This is…good Gitmo news.
But what will become of the facilities? Is this not a waste of our Norm Dicks appropriated funds? Should we not be a bit more frugal during this Bush Depression?
Conversations at Justice and within the Obama War Criminal Prosecution Team, seem to indicate that plans are underway to house certain fat, old white men, that are in line for a very special extraordinary rendition. This would be the bad Gitmo news…for the old, fat white men and several hundred of you reading this.
How exciting!
Garden of the Wicked Variety
The fog and wet have returned…
A perfect day for STP and great shopping
music for those of you so inclined.
A Chinese Democracy?
Fake Guns N’ Roses album aside, this fake Chinese Democracy resides at a WalMart near you. Watch yourselves Black Friday shopping humans, people are dying to purchase cheap plastic shit imported from China. So far the tally is one Walmart employee dead and one miscarriage. Go here for more. One witness to the carnage had this to say, “They kept shopping. It’s not right. They’re savages.” Shit like this never happened at K-Mart.
Draw your own parallels between China and it’s workforce with Walmart and theirs. I’m just a suggestion conduit.
Axl’s Chinese Democracy? You’ll have to go the much safer Best Buy for that.
Happy Thanksgiving
Miley Cyrus rode in the Macy’s Parade, Deepak Chopra tells it like is and Thanksgiving on the Pine Ridge Reservation is not any better than last year. Or the year before…
Paging Henry Rollins
I’m sure you’ve already heard about you’re “friend” Ann, and her new book. On behalf of myself and the two and half people that read this blog, I ask you to consider a new love letter to Ann. Come on Henry! Cut her off at the knees! Call her fucking stupid! Make her cry! Threaten her with….real sex….
Whoa…? What the hell? Someone apparently has issues.
Thanks for listening Henry…
