Johnny Cash Ends the Day
Singing Hurt, by Nine Inch Nails.
Latte’ Served Cold?
Did the boys at Les Schwab openly mock your urban assault vehicle/Land Rover?
I-5 traffic got you down?
Do you miss Dino Rossi?
Can’t wait for the McRib sandwich to make another timely appearance?
Well suck it up fatty. Take a few moments to read of the women in Paraguay, who allowed themselves to be crucified, as part of a protest demanding help with homelessness in their country. Go here for more.
Then go back to fretting over the scary freedom from religion sign in Olympia. One bright spot, it brought out nutty Ken Hutcherson…and that is always an adventure in stupid.
Obama Campaign has $30M Surplus
And it has not yet decided what to do with it. Democrats that are in debt after the endless campaign season, are on the verge of doing almost anything, to get President Obama to bail them out. Go here for more…if you desire.
Rumor has it that there have been threats of hair pulling, eye gouging, name dropping and at least two ugly hissy fit incidents….in an attempt to get at the Obama war chest.
As per usual, I have a well thought out and easy to implement solution to this….”situation.”
- Donate it to Rep. Norm Dicks charity of his choosing…..or just hand to Boeing yourself, Mr. President.
- Or, donate the bulk of the $30 million to The Lakota Sioux people of the Pine Ridge Reservation and then…
- Hire your favorite freelance photog, me…to take the photos of the celebration on Pine Ridge.
You know where to find me Mr. President…thanks for listening.
Homeland Confusion
Times are tough…and getting tougher. 533,000 jobs were lost last month alone. Say that out-loud…then thank your Congressperson or local CEO. When your confused drunk uncle tries to blame Clinton, smack him in the head.
Yes, the Homeland is confused. Michigan has just become another state where Medicinal Marijuana has been implemented. Michigan, is the new Washington Sate… Very confusing for your drunk uncle and the Border Patrol.
Coincidentally, the confused agents within the Border Patrol, have yet to figure out that one of our very own acronyms of fascism, are indeed the key player in the pricing and distribution of marijuana, among “other things.” Here’s a fun thing for you GS 8’s in green to try. Set up one of your “constitution free zone, citizen testing check points for Mexicans”….at the main entrance to CIA HQ in Langley, Virginia. I can guarantee you… you will be sucking your meals through a straw at your new job, at MCidee’s.
Here’s an idea for the confused Homelander’s and the Border Patrol. Let’s just legalize marijuana and outlaw McDonald’s food. Yes, drive through pot. “Would you like papers or matches with that sir?”
Most of you seem to eat there everyday…so it will be an easy transition for you. Ask your local heart surgeon about the effects of a Big Mac, fires and a shake vs. a bong hit or more. Besides, think of the revenue and economic stimulation that would be possible. Not to mention a new epidemic of mellow lung cancer patients.
There you have it. Having fewer confused Homeland patriots and Border Patrol agents….is most certainly, good for the country.
Glad I could help!
Reason for Optimism
On a recent post about an extraordinary dog that appeared to have more morals and compassion than 97% of the Bush Administration and Congress combined…..a commenter tried to assure me that us humans are not a lost cause and that perhaps, I should not give up on trying to improve the world and it’s inhabitants so easily.
I believe that “Ginger” may in fact be correct….I offer up Sandra Samuel and the story about her actions during the recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai. Go here for the article.
Thanks Ginger.
The Thursday Morning Hash Post
Brought to you by Weezer. Because the sun is out…and because Bruce Willis did not invite me to France for Thanksgiving.
What the fuck Bruce!
The Reason UW Football is Cursed
It’s not coach Willingham’s fault. Blame the school newspaper, The Daily and little Johnny Fay, a pretend columnist at the paper. John hates homosexuals and the audacity of a few of them who want to get married. John thinks gay marriage will lead to sex with animals and old men marrying little girls. Go here for more.
Husky Football 0-11. John Faye not gay! Just protesting way too much….wink wink, nudge nudge.
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