Ann Coulter and The Bed-Wetters
Not unlike our own Tim Eyman, Ann Coulter was scheduled for another attention seeking interview with big media. This time out, NBC and the Today Show…grew a pair. Grew a pair of what, who knows?
Whatever they grew, it caused NBC to cancel Ann’s appearance on Tuesdays show. Go here and be sure to read those comments. They are hilarious and chock full of America’s smartest bed-wetters.
Has NBC who is owned by “GE the weapons maker and human killer,” gone soft? Grown a conscience? Of course not. It’s called…Ann is a liability.
Next up is CBS. Will they allow Ann on the air to spew her spewage? Probably. Stay tuned.
To even out the Coulter/bed-wetters to reality percentage, I give you Henry Rollins. He’s still waiting for Ann to just shut the fuck up and get some help for her low self opinion.
8 Million Dollars Worth of Lies
Scribner, the publisher of these lies, will pay at least 8 million dollars for them. Yes, Laura Bush will be penning this fairy tale of the Bush years in office.
Congratulations Susan Moldow and Scribner, you truly are a shining example of what the Bush legacy is all about. Profit, sex, lies and death.
Okay, I tossed in the sex part for fun. No one is fucking any “member” of the Bush family, for free.
Of this, we can be certain.
Just Another WordPress Post
A post amongst millions of others, all trying to get noticed with the use of fancy tags and or the correct use of the English language.
Take care, hope the snow stops.
Tim Eyman…Business Time
Little Timmeh is back in business and on the email trail, spamming newspapers, TeeVee “news” channels and the pretend Professor Manweller, with news of impending stupidity.
This coming Monday, you will see and hear Tim…everywhere. Tim is looking for attention, money and signatures for his latest initiative. Hopefully these guys will not show up on Monday.
For more on Tim and his business, head on over to NWP. Andrew is much nicer to Tim than most of us, if indeed you are into that kind of thing.
Tim Eyman is back…and it’s business time!
Secular Air
Citizen Realignment Passenger
Secular Air, a start up airlines funded by Homeland Security and run by me. Secular Air…got Jesus, Joseph Smith Jr. or L. Ron Hubbard? Then get the fuck off my plane!
Passengers will be subject to intense screening for any hidden religion or related paraphernalia. Cavity searches and citizen realignment camps are guaranteed.
Secular Air…because we care! As long as you don’t believe.
Go here for more details and watch for the next joint Homeland/Vigilant Lens project, Pale Free Air…”Where Whitey, Just Don’t Dare.”
Year of the Humpty
Happy 2009! The year of the Humpty, pronounced Umpty.
I like my oatmeal lumpy.
Sherman Alexie Laughs Last
2008 Teacher of the Year Mike Geisen from Prineville, Oregon
Sherman laughs last because newspapers and blogs keep talking about his masturbation references in his book, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian. In fact, Mr. Alexie is laughing all the way to the bank of best selling authors, who speak of masturbation and then enjoy endless amounts of free publicity.
Enter The Inlander, Spokane Washington’s only newspaper. The paper is playing catch up and attempts to remind us why scared white folks in rural Eastern Oregon, should indeed be ridiculed and laughed at. First, one could read The Inlander’s article on Sherman’s book, right here. Next, read my well timed “knee-jerk reaction,” to this attempted banning of masturbation in Prineville.
Folks in Prineville are understandably tired. Tired of talking about their discomfort with masturbating Indians and the almost banning of books. The best part of this masturbating Indian story that The Inlander missed? That would either be Lauren Dake of The Bend Bulletin and her under-appreciated sense of humor, or the lack of a decent editor at The Bend Bulletin.
Lauren wrote the article describing the whole goofy episode of scary, masturbating Indians, and titled it, “School yanks book…” That’s just fucking awesome journalism! Check it out, right here. Also, take notice that Lauren…grasps that whole concept of getting a story out in a timely fashion, just a tad bit better than The Inlander. Knee-jerk reacting bloggers indeed.
So the question must now be asked, is this not great fodder for Alexie’s next novel? Here Sherman, I give you my humble attempt at a title for your next project…”Prineville Yanks.” The semi-true story of a masturbating part time Indian, (from Prineville) who purchases the Sonics, returns them to Seattle, where the team is once again free to masturbate with wild abandon…while missing layups.
Yeah, I think Sherman is indeed laughing last.
