One Human, Being…Human
Huwaida Arraf is her name. She hails from Detroit and is the co-founder of the International Solidarity Movement. Huwaida Arraf is a human rights activist and is currently in Gaza.
Watch Huwaida in the video below.
Huwaida Arraf…one amazing human, being…human.
Potgasm, Potapalooza, Potastrophe, Marijwanna?
Well alright New Mexico! You’ve just become the first state to license marijuana dealers. The marijuana is for medical use and patients who are suffering with AIDS, cancer, MS and a few other “approved” diseases.
Check it out, right here.
Good on ya New Mexico. But a word of advise…pretend federal policia like the Border Patrol, do not care for your state laws. When giving citizen tests and hunting brown people, they will cite and or arrest you dirty, liberal minded humans with MS and stuff.
God bless those FNG’s in green.
New Mexico. Land of Enchantment indeed!
Ferries in the Mist
There’s an 800 pound gorilla joke here, somewhere. I suppose a Sigourney Weaver reference would also be appropriate.
Sorry, not today. Instead you get the Washington State Ferry Plan A, B or C post. It’s much more fun.
Not unlike Washington State Parks, ferries have been overridden, not maintained, mismanaged by those in charge and taken for granted by those who use them.
Go to the fish wrap from Kitsap to read more on Plan C. Find it right here.
There are no easy solutions, but opportunities do exist for those smart enough to seize them.
Here are just a few ideas that will not help at all.
- Move back to California
- Put Tim Eyman in charge. You think things are bad now…
- Close all but 2 State Parks.
- Use Park Rangers as Border Patrol Agents. Rangers know how to deal with humans and can mow lawns and clean restrooms at the same time.
- Use alternative transportation. See photos.
- Do nothing. Watch more TV. It will all be fixed for you.
Alternative transportation
alternative traffic jam
Smells Like Opportunity
The Seattle PI is going to be sold or boarded up and pawned off for scrap. Kind of like an old semi-useful ferry. It still floats, people will pay to ride it, but then one day…the rusty old girl sinks with all hands on board.
According to super secret sources, the paper is not expected to sell. Bad news for PI employees, good news for The Seattle Weekly, The Stranger, Goldy and about 17 pissy, open minded blogs.
I will be looking to hire 4 assistants, 1 backup photographer, 2 editors, a mail room person, a movie watcher, 3 videographers, 4 Wa. State Representatives, a barista, security, 2 bartenders, a liquor control agent, Robert Jamieson Jr., Brother Ali (see below) and Matt Hasselbeck. Matt will be financing this venture…to make up for this season and his dumb ass sister-in-law.
Let’s get to work.
The Wide Stance Post
Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig, has decided to come out end his fight. Go here for more. Sure more important shit is happening right now, but I had to type the words…wide stance, one last time.
Larry is moving on to bigger and better things. Once you “leave” politics, the door to consulting is always open. So it should come as no surprise, Larry has started a consulting firm! He will no doubt be yanking in a six figure income, while cruising the halls and restrooms of DC.
Larry will also attempt to spread his knowledge around, get to the bottom of things, and reach out to those in need of his services.
Well that was fun.
A Sexy Little Bailout
Yes, Larry Flint of Hustler Magazine (which I guess people still buy?,) and Joe Francis of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos, are asking for a federal bailout.
Wall Street, Detroit, Boeing, The Pentagon, Halliburton, Norm Dicks…porn. Makes perfect sense to me.
Go here and look at a few letters that in turn, form words about this story. Mainly just because it’s from the Waco, Texas Tribune, and THAT is funny. Porn and bailouts being discussed briefly in Waco is irrefutable proof…that porn knows no geopolitical boundaries.
Senator Franken, Hitler and Ann
Looks like Al Franken is in, CBS let Ann on and GE the irradiator of humans, will allow Ann to push her porn on the Today Show after all. With two different segments! Look for it tomorrow, or don’t.
If you are into watching Ann’s Adam’s Apple move up and down, check out the first 29 seconds or so of the video. Then laugh with Al at her hyperbole. Al is going to be one of the best Senators, we’ve ever made. Because he’s good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!
